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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #31
    Re: Hello.

    Originally posted by SpiderPig View Post
    Why would I hate Jesus? Sorry that boggles my brain... No, I do not hate Jesus in any shape or form. I'm not a homosexual, but I fail to see the correlation between being gay and Jesus. What am I missing?
    If you're gay, Jesus hates you. That's your connection right there.

    Originally posted by SpiderPig View Post
    Your husband needs to get saved, and then he can help you get saved. Fortunately for you, there's something you can do -- it's not entirely in his hands.

    Here is how you need to start acting around him to jump-start the process:


    2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

    You should fear your husband, respect his authority.

    I would never fear my husband, nor would I be in a relationship with someone I feared. I do not believe you can truly respect someone if you fear them. Respect is earned, not given based on ones sex.
    Do you fear God?
    Originally posted by SpiderPig View Post
    I will continue on with being an Atheist, I only have two or three more religions to learn about. I am happy I accomplished learning about the Westbro wannabes in a day...
    If you want to learn about us, read the Bible. You might learn something.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748
        #32
        Re: Hello.

        Originally posted by SpiderPig View Post
        It's rude to twist others earlobes.
        Are you sure? I thought you homers liked that kind of kinky foreplay.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • ForGodsSake
            X-Aussie Evangelist
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2008
            • 493
            #33
            Re: Hello.

            She probably had her ear chewed of in the last furry foreplay.
            (2 Peter 3:10)

            But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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