[SpiderPig]

Re: Hello.

Your husband needs to get saved, and then he can help you get saved. Fortunately for you, there's something you can do -- it's not entirely in his hands.

Here is how you need to start acting around him to jump-start the process:

I Peter 3
1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;

Be in subjection to him. If he is an unbeliever, he will be won over by your conversation.

He is a believer so I doubt that will be a problem.


2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

You should fear your husband, respect his authority.

I would never fear my husband, nor would I be in a relationship with someone I feared. I do not believe you can truly respect someone if you fear them. Respect is earned, not given based on ones sex.

3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;

Start dressing modestly in plain clothes. Stop teasing your hair and wearing jewelery.

I do dress modestly and I have never teased my hair. The only jewelry I wear is a cross necklace, when I wear that.


4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.

The best way to make yourself attractive is to have a meek and quiet spirit.

I'm afraid it's not in me to be meek or quiet, I'm pretty opinionated and speak my mind, however I always keeps others feelings in consideration.

5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:

Be like the holy women of yesteryear.

Would Michelle Duggar be an appropriate role model?

6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.

You would do well to emulate Sara, and start referring to your husband as "lord".

If you do all of this, then...

Pardon my ignorance, wouldn't calling my husband Lord be a form of blasphemy?

7 Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.

Your husband will give you honor as the weaker vessel, and you can both become saved.

Why do I have to be the weaker vessel?

SHOUT GLORY!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[SpiderPig]

Re: Hello.

Bonjour Cochonelle,

It is very unusual to meet a young woman from Louisiana who is married! You must have a fairly high concentration of white blood.

Did your wedding take place in a Christian church? Was it before or after you gave birth? Oh, and where does your husband go from Monday - Friday?

It is important for the Pastors to learn something about you if they are to "school" you in the right direction. Unfortunately, many residents of Louisiana are french, papist or both and consequently, doomed to eternal blackening in the fires of hell like one of Paul Prudhomme's redfish.

If you are truly seeking Jesus Christ, you must first renounce crayfish, beignets, communion wafers, chicory and Dixie beer. Only then can you begin the quest for salvation.

YIC, Robbie

Your stereo-typing and blatant racism astounds... Please show me in the good book where Jesus has a problem with Cajun food, I seem to have missed it. I'll hazard a guess... Your the resident joker of the board?

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Hello.

A little harsh there do you not think heathen.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Hello.

Your stereo-typing and blatant racism astounds ... Please show me in the good book where Jesus has a problem with Cajun food, I seem to have missed it. I'll hazard a guess ... Your the resident joker of the board?

Oh Jesus has a problem with a number of things, you'd be surprised. And when Miss Roberta warns you against communion wafers, I'd pay special attention if I were you, spider lady!

[Roberta]

Re: Hello.

If there is anything we are not, Cochi, it's racist. We even inaugurated an ex-nigress program to acclimate people of your persuasion. BTW this intro is about you, not food. If you are interested in learning more about what God dislikes, I suggest you visit the appropriate threads.

Paul attempted to introduce Christianity to Gaul but he was unsuccessful. To this day, the Galatians remain fetid idolators prone to acts of wanton fornication and homosexuality. Do you wonder why God hates everything French?

I thought you were sincere, Cochi, but now I suspect you are here to trifle with our beliefs. As for me joking, tell me how funny it is after Satan has sodomized you with his fiery andouille sausage!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Hello.

Your stereo-typing and blatant racism astounds... Please show me in the good book where Jesus has a problem with Cajun food, I seem to have missed it. I'll hazard a guess... Your the resident joker of the board?

Look Schweinkopf, Sister Roberta was just trying to communicate to you in something you might stand a chance of understanding. While I can't even begin to bring myself to pronounce a single word of that vile homer French language, you could at least bring yourself to appreciate a little metaphor. But then again, the degeneracy of the entire state of Louisiana leaves much to be desired in the way of subtlety.

I simply can't understand why it is we can't criticize that nigra mayor of New Orleans for not getting his people out of the city in the wake of Katrina. He must have believed that they could get out by some kind of Astral Projection. Facing up to the truth is not racism or stereotyping, it's just calling a spade a spade.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello.

Perhaps we should refer to her as Cochonelle Araignée, but like you Brother Jennings, I prefer to forget the language which has exactly 45 synonyms for "surrender".

2 Samuel 21:9
And he delivered them into the hands of the Gibeonites, and they hanged them in the hill before the LORD: and they fell all seven together, and were put to death in the days of harvest, in the first days, in the beginning of barley harvest.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Hello.

He is a believer so I doubt that will be a problem.

But is he saved? Even the Devil believes. It doesn't sound like your husband is saved.

I would never fear my husband, nor would I be in a relationship with someone I feared. I do not believe you can truly respect someone if you fear them. Respect is earned, not given based on ones sex.

But the Bible says that you are supposed to fear your husband. A wife's relationship with her husband should be as fearful and respectful as the husband's relationship with God.

I Cor 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Eph 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

I do dress modestly and I have never teased my hair. The only jewelry I wear is a cross necklace, when I wear that.

Hallelujah! It looks like you are one for six, which is a good start. I assume when you say that you dress modestly, you mean that you wear long dresses or skirts instead of pants, you never wear anything short enough to expose your thighs, and you never wear a low cut top. Otherwise, you are telling a story when you say you dress modestly.

I'm afraid it's not in me to be meek or quiet, I'm pretty opinionated and speak my mind, however I always keeps others feelings in consideration.

I assure you that it is in you. If your husband gave you the daily chastisement that you sorely need, you would find it. You are going to have to give up being opinionated and speaking your mind if you want to be a saved woman.

Women should be silent and in subjection:
I Tim 2:11-12 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

No offense intended, but your husband sounds like a sissy if he is letting you emasculate him by running around voicing your opinions. The Bible says that your foolish opinions don't matter anyway.
Prov 9:13 A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.

Would Michelle Duggar be an appropriate role model?

And how!

Psalm 127
3 Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward.
4 As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth.
5 Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.

Pardon my ignorance, wouldn't calling my husband Lord be a form of blasphemy?

The Bible didn't say to call him "Lord". It said to call him "lord". Do you see the difference?

Besides, the Bible approved of Sara calling her husband "lord", so it is obviously a good thing.

Why do I have to be the weaker vessel?

Because that's what the Bible says. If you have a problem with that, then your problem is with God, not me.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello.

Your stereo-typing

I wonder what that sounds like?

[SpiderPig]

Re: Hello.

Thanks for your time, I've decided this is not the religion for me. I would like to thank some of you being kind, others well good luck in the afterlife (I will pray for you)... I'm sorry I can not in good faith associate myself with people like you. I abhor the message you preach, you use the bible to justify atrocious behavior.

I'm curious...I woke up this morning and wondered where are Heaven and Hell located? I would be delighted to hear your "interesting" answer.


Bless your hearts,
Spider Woman

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Hello.

I'm curious ... I woke up this morning and wondered where are Heaven and Hell located? I would be delighted to hear your "interesting" answer.

Bless your hearts,
Spider Woman

Why, heaven is above the firmament (we call it the sky) and hell is below the ground (the furnaces at the center of the earth)

See here it is written . . . firmament . . .

Genesis 1:6
And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

Genesis 1:7
And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

Genesis 1:8
And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

Genesis 1:14
And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years

. . . and here . . . hell . . .

Deuteronomy 32:22
For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.

Psalm 55:15
Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.

Psalm 86:13
For great is thy mercy toward me: and thou hast delivered my soul from the lowest hell.

Proverbs 7:27
Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death.

. . . So from these verses you can get a glimpse of where you will be going someday . . .

Hope this helps, missus!

Bless you too, Sister Noddy

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello.

Thanks for your time, I've decided this is not the religion for me.

No, I think we are in agreement on that. You are what we refer to as a "Salad-Bar Christian" - just picking the bits you like. This is of course contrary to the teachings of Christ, thus "Salad Bar Christian" really means "Godless Heathen" for it has nothing at all to do with Christianity.

I would like to thank some of you being kind, others well good luck in the afterlife (I will pray for you)... I'm sorry I can not in good faith associate myself with people like you. I abhor the message you preach, you use the bible to justify atrocious behavior.

There is no need for your prayers, we True Christians™ at Landover are all Saved™. Beside, your prayers may go unheard - first you need saving. Not least you need the humility to subjugate yourself to your husband and, via him, to Christ. Willfulness is not a trait to be praised.

Our behavior is to bring the message of God. It is not to tell people what they would like to hear any cheating heathen can do that. We believe ALL of the Bible (KJV1611 only.) See my signature below for the verse. You see, we are merely messengers, your argument is with God.

I'm curious...I woke up this morning and wondered where are Heaven and Hell located? I would be delighted to hear your "interesting" answer.

Heaven is in the heavens. Hell is below. We will look down on you as you boil in pits of brimstone screaming in torment for all eternity. Your only consolation is that your husband and children will eventually join you.

Should you wish to be Saved™ - we will always be here but read the site again and accept all the Bible.

[SpiderPig]

Re: Hello.

I will continue on with being an Atheist, I only have two or three more religions to learn about. I am happy I accomplished learning about the Westbro wannabes in a day...Normally it take months or years to learn about a religion. I do hope this site will save me because if not....

[JennyD]

Re: Hello.

I will continue on with being an Atheist, I only have two or three more religions to learn about. I am happy I accomplished learning about the Westbro wannabes in a day...Normally it take months or years to learn about a religion. I do hope this site will save me because if not....

Er, Westbro wannabes?

If you want to learn about Westboro Baptist Church, you should go to THEIR website. They're a moderately-liberal little hick church. I'm sure they'd have more members than their pastor and his family if, say, they followed ALL of God's Word, not just the vast majority of it.

Now, from your post, it sounds like you're not trying to find God, but to find a "religion that suits you".

There can only be ONE true religion, Miss Pig. Correct? After all, every religion says that it is the only true religion, and that all others are false. One must be right, the rest are lies.

Truth may not be enjoyable, Miss Piggy, but it IS Truth. Whether it suits you or not!

Christianity is the ONE TRUE religion of the ONE TRUE God. If you wish to achieve salvation, you must follow God's Law. All of it. And you must love Jesus.

That's it, Miss Piggy. Pretty simple!

[SpiderPig]

Re: Hello.

I will continue on with being an Atheist, I only have two or three more religions to learn about. I am happy I accomplished learning about the Westbro wannabes in a day...Normally it take months or years to learn about a religion. I do hope this site will save me because if not....

It's rude to twist others earlobes.