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Hello, there, I'm LightMarauder. I'm skeptical about sharing any personal information, but all you need to know is that I'm a Christian and I'll do my best to follow the rules.
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... I apologize for double posting, but I realize that that introduction may have come off as slightly rude. I had no intention of making it sound so, just to tell you ahead of time. -
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If your best includes this attempt at choosing retardation over Christ Jesus, you'll have to reevaluate your ability to follow rules if you want to stick around here for much longer. Try again.Originally posted by LightMarauder View Post
It wouldn't surprise me if you figured you could get into Heaven just by "trying your best" to follow His rules. If you're not keen on providing personal details, surely your favorite Bible verse and what you enjoy about it is fair territory, no?Originally posted by The top of the page, seriouslyHow Do I get Saved?
Minecraft: Turning children into Sex slaves
My Little Pony is a tool of Satan at best
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Indeed. My friend, Christians have no personal information to hide, and certainly not from True Christians™. While not pleasant to recount, all of my Brothers here know of my past as a marauding predatory sodomite, hopelessly lost without Jesus Christ. I'm now twenty plus years fag-free, largely because of the proper role of religion in personal matters and choices. And this was only possible because I shared my past as a filthy queer.Originally posted by LightMarauder View Post
So tell us of your past? Was it drug use that made you turn to Jesus in desperation? Sexual sin? We are here to help.
In ChristMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Welcome friend. We have little interest that you live Verona. However, God sees you limp wristed attempts at subterfuge and it does not please Him. No doubt your claims of being a Christian are as shallow as your affinity for male buttocks.
How many Sons of Jesus have you 'made your move on'?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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The rules are we need your name, church and favorite Bible verses. That's what an introduction is.Originally posted by LightMarauder View Post
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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I think i may have made a mistake coming to this forum, but...
To answer your questions respectively:
No,
No, I was born with Christian parents and was actually raised into Christianity.
And zero.
I apologize if I missed any.Comment
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Your name is "no?"Originally posted by LightMarauder View Post
You have 5 minutes to comply.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Entirely possible. True Christians™ follow the entire Bible, not just the bits they like.Originally posted by LightinLoafer View Post
I don't see a favorite Bible verse in there, No. I realize it may be difficult to keep track of all the parts of the question, what with it being posted right there at the top of the page, above the window where you are typing.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Son, this is Not FluffyGayPickup.com so you will need to go elsewhere to find yourself a 'life partner'.Originally posted by LightMarauder View Post
Here we ask simple questions, expect simple answers and do not question the Majesty of Jesus.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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