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  • #16
    Re: My introduction. Guide me to heaven!

    Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
    Is there something wrong with that?
    Not at all sir.

    But again, danish law also prevents me from marrying more than one woman.
    I want to leave this wretched place.

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    • #17
      Re: My introduction. Guide me to heaven!

      Originally posted by TrueFaith View Post
      Not at all sir.

      But again, danish law also prevents me from marrying more than one woman.
      I want to leave this wretched place.
      Does is let you marry more than one man?

      The very thought turns my stomach

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #18
        Re: My introduction. Guide me to heaven!

        You have been 18 for over four months, so even in Dinmark you should be married by now - what is your excuse? Are you a homer?

        Proverbs 18:22
        Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the LORD.
        Genesis 7:5
        And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

        John 8:32
        And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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        • #19
          Re: My introduction. Guide me to heaven!

          Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
          Does is let you marry more than one man?

          The very thought turns my stomach

          YIC

          Fortunately faggots aren't allowed to be wed in a church. And the rules are the same for STRAIGHT couples.

          But sir, it turns my stomach aswel!

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          • #20
            Re: My introduction. Guide me to heaven!

            Originally posted by TrueFaith View Post
            Fortunately faggots aren't allowed to be wed in a church. And the rules are the same for STRAIGHT couples.

            But sir, it turns my stomach aswel!
            It looks like that's about to change.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #21
              Re: My introduction. Guide me to heaven!

              Thats Evangelical Lutherans for you
              Genesis 7:5
              And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

              John 8:32
              And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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              • #22
                Re: My introduction. Guide me to heaven!

                Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                Thats Evangelical Lutherans for you
                Lutherans are nothing but jumped-up papists. God has a special place for them in hell.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #23
                  Re: My introduction. Guide me to heaven!

                  When your hellbound mother sqeezes your disgusting soul onto the ice at birth; does she do it laying down or does she have to stay standing up, spear in hand, to watch out for walruses trying to impale you with their tusks?

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                  • #24
                    Re: My introduction. Guide me to heaven!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Lutherans are nothing but jumped-up papists. God has a special place for them in hell.

                    I agree with you.

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                    • #25
                      Re: My introduction. Guide me to heaven!

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      When your hellbound mother sqeezes your disgusting soul onto the ice at birth; does she do it laying down or does she have to stay standing up, spear in hand, to watch out for walruses trying to impale you with their tusks?
                      Yes, walruses are a great danger in Denmark.

                      But sir. I am not trying to disrespect you, but is my soul disgusting? I love Jesus, and I would die for him! I know Jesus loves me back, even though I'm not American. And one day I will be, though!

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                      • #26
                        Re: My introduction. Guide me to heaven!

                        I hear that in Dinmark you grow a lot of pigs. Pigs can be very useful if you are filled with devils. Have you observed this phenomenon?

                        Luke 8:32
                        And there was there an herd of many swine feeding on the mountain: and they besought him that he would suffer them to enter into them. And he suffered them.

                        33 Then went the devils out of the man, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the lake, and were choked.
                        Genesis 7:5
                        And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

                        John 8:32
                        And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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                        • #27
                          Re: My introduction. Guide me to heaven!

                          Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                          I hear that in Dinmark you grow a lot of pigs. Pigs can be very useful if you are filled with devils. Have you observed this phenomenon?
                          We do indeed have a lot of pigs. I think it's mainly an export resource.

                          I'm not quite sure how it works, on the devil matter. Please enlighten me, and I'll spread the word to all the scum in Denmark, I can!

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                          • #28
                            Re: My introduction. Guide me to heaven!

                            The meaning of Luke 8:32 and 33 is quite clear to me - it is written in Jacobean English as God commanded and so should be clear to you as well. What part don't you understand? Don't you learn things in Dinmark?

                            All the best

                            Noah
                            Genesis 7:5
                            And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

                            John 8:32
                            And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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                            • #29
                              Re: My introduction. Guide me to heaven!

                              Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                              The meaning of Luke 8:32 and 33 is quite clear to me - it is written in Jacobean English as God commanded and so should be clear to you as well. What part don't you understand? Don't you learn things in Dinmark?
                              Brother Sole, it might well be that this dinish heathen can't grasp the full meaning of this verse, as it requires the understanding of 'a steep place' overseeing a lake and that would be a cliff:

                              Luke 8:33:
                              Then went the devils out of the man, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the lake, and were choked.

                              But Dinmark consists mostly of icy surfaces and is therefore totally flat. Maybe this is why he does not understand the usefulness of large pig herds and furthermore maybe this is the reason why so many devils still linger in the bodies of deanish men. Is not Dinmark the capitol of international homersexualism?
                              Verse of the day: Deuteronomy 25:11-12
                              "When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."

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                              • #30
                                Re: My introduction. Guide me to heaven!

                                Originally posted by Elder Older View Post

                                Is not Denmark the capitol of international homersexualism?
                                That is Germany, sir.

                                I understand the verse clearly now! I will tell everybody I know of this way to release the demons they are possesed by. PRAISE you both!

                                You are both wise, but ofcourse NOT as wise as either JESUS or GOD!

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