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  • #31
    Re: Apology

    Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
    I don't mean to, it's my one weakness.
    Dear lord, now it's snivelling.

    Please, get yourself a proper True Christian™ husband and beg him to appropriately discipline you. Else, how can civilized people be expected to tolerate you? Husband. Find one. Now.
    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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    • #32
      Re: Apology

      Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
      Dear lord, now it's snivelling.
      Oh sister, I know what you mean.

      When the Devil taunted the Big Man himself did Jesus snivel and and cower and play the submissive b*thch?

      No, I think not.

      Jesus kick the Dark One in the keister and let every one of good heart know that He was way!

      Shouts Glory!

      All the best (I do hope the bear you killed provides some wamrth in the coming long night).

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #33
        Re: Apology

        Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
        Maybe if you shut your yap and listen to fellows of the soul calibur of my esteemed Brother Papist...
        Oh, you had to go and mention Soul Calibur. I actually had to burn my copy of that game, because it was such a challenge to my abstinence.



        Really filthy material. I hope you don't allow your children to play it!
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        • #34
          Re: Apology

          And by "burn," I don't mean burning an extra CD as a backup copy!

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          • #35
            Re: Apology

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Oh, you had to go and mention Soul Calibur. I actually had to burn my copy of that game, because it was such a challenge to my abstinence.



            Really filthy material. I hope you don't allow your children to play it!
            Even worse. I can't get the image out of my head. I high to my prayer closet to meditate on these foul images!

            YIC
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            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #36
              Re: Apology

              The spic anthem.


              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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