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  • #16
    Re: Apology

    Ladies, please! With all this talk of hair cutting and hair styles, I had to check just now and make sure I hadn't accidentally stumbled into Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women.

    Just please don't start telling us about your "lady problems," as I've just eaten.
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    • #17
      Re: Apology

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      Ladies, please! With all this talk of hair cutting and hair styles, I had to check just now and make sure I hadn't accidentally stumbled into Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women.

      Just please don't start telling us about your "lady problems," as I've just eaten.
      I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bother you with my empty-headed talk.

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      • #18
        Re: Apology

        Tell your Daddy that the Lord commands you to have long hair:

        1 Corinthians 11:15
        But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.
        Genesis 7:5
        And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

        John 8:32
        And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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        • #19
          Re: Apology

          Yes, but don't get vain about your long hair, as it is written:

          Matthew 10:30
          But the very hairs of your head are all numbered.
          Verse of the day: Deuteronomy 25:11-12
          "When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."

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          • #20
            Re: Apology

            Originally posted by Elder Older View Post
            Yes, but don't get vain about your long hair, as it is written:

            Matthew 10:30
            But the very hairs of your head are all numbered.
            I wouldn't get vain about my hair. Even if it was long, which it's not.

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            • #21
              Re: Apology

              Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
              I wouldn't get vain about my hair. Even if it was long, which it's not.
              Yours is pretty nappy, huh?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #22
                Re: Apology

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Yours is pretty nappy, huh?
                Better to have a wild mane than a drippy mess.

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                • #23
                  Re: Apology

                  Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                  Better to have a wild mane than a drippy mess.
                  So would this apply?

                  Song of Solomon 6:5
                  : thy hair is as a flock of goats that appear from Gilead.

                  Does your hair smell of goats?
                  Genesis 7:5
                  And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

                  John 8:32
                  And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Apology

                    Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                    So would this apply?

                    Song of Solomon 6:5
                    : thy hair is as a flock of goats that appear from Gilead.

                    Does your hair smell of goats?
                    No, unlike *certain* people who will not be named, I know how to rock my hair, no matter how thick, wavy, and curly it is.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Apology

                      Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                      No, unlike *certain* people who will not be named, I know how to rock my hair, no matter how thick, wavy, and curly it is.
                      Good grief, woman. Are you Greek or something? We're not talking about ladygardens here.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Apology

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        Good grief, woman. Are you Greek or something? We're not talking about ladygardens here.
                        What in the world are you talking about?

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                        • #27
                          Re: Apology

                          Again, I find myself needing to apologize for speaking my mind (again). I should have just left the issue alone. I'll try to be slower to speak my mind from now on.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Apology

                            Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                            Again, I find myself needing to apologize for speaking my mind (again). I should have just left the issue alone. I'll try to be slower to speak my mind from now on.
                            Hmmm, for a shy woman you surely do yap a lot.
                            Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Apology

                              Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                              Hmmm, for a shy woman you surely do yap a lot.
                              I don't mean to, it's my one weakness.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Apology

                                Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                                Again, I find myself needing to apologize for speaking my mind (again). I should have just left the issue alone. I'll try to be slower to speak my mind from now on.
                                Maybe if you shut your yap and listen to fellows of the soul calibur of my esteemed Brother Papist (who has had a difficult day, what with the younger generation getting all 'ahead of themselves' or posting rubbish) you would not need to say sorry so much.

                                You seem like a good woman who could really benefit from the strong arm of an True Christian(tm) male who could help you 'find your place'.

                                All the best.
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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