Hello

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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My name is Jacob Fortson.

I live in Ohio in a white suburb lacking all black trash or hell-bound homosexuals!

Why do you hate Negroes and think yourself superior to them? Are you a bigot?

Where does God say in the Bible that you should hate Negroes? Chapter and verse, please.

[LordIsMercy]

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Would you be willing, even though I am still "unsaved trash" and not yet reached the True Christian™ level?

But yes, I keep my children close to me so I can make sure to beat the evil out of them if needed!

[Roberta]

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Oh, the kids don't live with you, do they?

[Roberta]

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Hi Jake,

I am lookin", too. Would you PM me with some recent pics and your 2012 1040.

YIC,

Robbie

[LordIsMercy]

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Of course I'm not a damned joo!

Hence why I said "currently single." I am looking for wife number 3, and I have been blessed with 4 children, all of which are boys and my oldest is almost to the age of providing me with grandchildren!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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But I am a 31 year old male, currently single, but I am searching for a deserving woman to wed.

31 years old and still unmarried? What's wrong with you? You should be a grandfather by now!

You're not a damned joo I hope.

[LordIsMercy]

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Yes, I know Pastor Duttry. How have you had the pleasure of his company?


But I am a 31 year old male, currently single, but I am searching for a deserving woman to wed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Jacob. How old are you? You know Pastor Duttry? Did he ever tell you that he cheats at golf?

Long story.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[LordIsMercy]

My name is Jacob Fortson.

I live in Ohio in a white suburb lacking all black trash or hell-bound homosexuals!

The bible verse of my choosing is:

"For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil." Ecclesiastes 12:14


I attend First Baptist Church of Milford, Ohio,


I am excited to be here to assist my journey with Christ!