Hello!

[TheTruth1986]

My name is David (last name withheld for privacy reasons)

I go to Lott Baptist Church in Glennie Michigan.

My favorite verses are Genesis 22:16 to 22:18, and First Peter 5:8

I came to find Jesus as my one and only lord and savior when i was in a very bad way in life, seeking a sign, then during a rainstorm one night a thunderous boom shook my house and a KJV Bible fell from the top of my mothers bookshelf onto my lap, so i began reading, and it went from there.

not sure what else to say really.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

Welcome to God's favorite forum. So you know Pastor Ash. What a great guy. I didn't know that he was still preaching after the incident in the Phillipines last Fall. More power to him.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[TheTruth1986]

Re: Hello!

Thank you sir for a delightfully warm welcome, and i hope to meet some very great and friendly Christians here.

And of course, my tongue shall show respect unless disrespect is shown.

Though if you don't mind me asking here, since i've searched and couldn't find an answer, and neither of the threads you've given me have an answer, when do i get the privilege of sending private messages? I've just been looking around here for a while before making an account and there are plenty of Godless heathens that i would like to send some well chosen words to.

I also came to post a thread in the Satan's Entertainment section, as i have recently found a picture showing something vile in an upcoming video game that i feel us True Christians should be warned about.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello!

My name is David (last name withheld for privacy reasons)

I just happened to be looking through Lott Baptist's file, and I see that they have two Davids listed. Are you David Williams or David Jenkins?

Though if you don't mind me asking here, since i've searched and couldn't find an answer, and neither of the threads you've given me have an answer, when do i get the privilege of sending private messages?

Not so fast, friend: This is NOT a dating site!

We're here to praise Jesus.

[TheTruth1986]

Re: Hello!

I just happened to be looking through Lott Baptist's file, and I see that they have two Davids listed. Are you David Williams or David Jenkins?



Not so fast, friend: This is NOT a dating site!

We're here to praise Jesus.

As i said in my opening post i won't say my last name, as there are many MANY God hating heathens where i'm from (the person i work for for example) that i fear would berate me for being a follower of Christ.

Oh no i didn't mean to come off that way, was just saying that there are a few God haters that i'd like to give a piece of my mind to because i feel that they will be more willing to listen if it was through a long heartfelt message then a simple forum post.

Sorry if i came about it the wrong way.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello!

You may publicly rebuke heathens, providing appropriate Scripture of course.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[TheTruth1986]

Re: Hello!

Alright then, i shall do my best to rebuke the heathens, God haters, unsaved trash, and Satan loving whores of the world!

May God bless you all with a wonderful night.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello!

So when you're at work, you're in the closet about your Christianity?

You must not be reading your Bible very much, because it clearly states that you are blessed when you are ostracized for being a Christian:

Luke 6:22

22Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

We are also taught that those who ostracize you will experience profound shame:

1 Peter 3:16

16Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.

So which is it? Are you David Williams or are you David Jenkins? Don't be afraid; God will protect you!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello!

So when you're at work, you're in the closet about your Christianity?

You must not be reading your Bible very much, because it clearly states that you are blessed when you are ostracized for being a Christian:



We are also taught that those who ostracize you will experience profound shame:




So which is it? Are you David Williams or are you David Jenkins? Don't be afraid; God will protect you!

Amen, Brother Faith!

(1 Corinthians 16:13) "Watch ye, stand fast in the faith, quit you like men, be strong."



YiC,

Zech

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello!

Honestly, the workplace is an excellent environment for soul-winning! Every time I get written up at work for "proselytizing to coworkers" or "creating a hostile work environment," I take those corrective action forms, frame them, and proudly hang them on my living room wall!

[Roberta]

Re: Hello!

As i said in my opening post i won't say my last name, as there are many MANY God hating heathens where i'm from (the person i work for for example) that i fear would berate me for being a follower of Christ.

Are they ojibways? They can get pretty nasty when they start huffin' Crazy Horse.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hello!

Welcome to God's favorite forums! It sounds like you've been in the closet for some time. I can only imagine the shame that must bring you each night as you lie awake in bed furiously meditating on the Lord Jesus Christ reaching out to touch you and fill you with His Holy love.

If you invite Him to truly come inside you and fill you up with His love, you will no longer need to be afraid to tell the world of your deep personal relationship with Him. When you aren't busy swallowing your excitement for Him, Christ's glory and passion will pour out of your mouth whenever you open it. You'll actively seek to fellowship with your neighbors and coworkers in His glorious name and tell them of his coming return! Open your mouth! Jesus is coming!

Again, Welcome to the Landover Baptist forums! I know I can't wait to see wonderful things from you!

Dipped In His Hot Blood Of Salvation,
Harry Lester

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello!

Well said, Harry! When I look back on the last few years of my life, the one thing I regret more than anything else is those times when I wasn't more on fire for the Lord.

[TheTruth1986]

Re: Hello!

Now that i think about it...i would like my account deactivated, this was a mistake.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello!

Now that i think about it...i would like my account deactivated, this was a mistake.

Sorry. Accounts don't get deleted here. We're not giving up on you that easy!

If you want to ignore Jesus for a time, your account will be here waiting for you.

I wonder if you've fully read and comprehended the Bible, friend. I know when I did, it was like a great weight had been lifted off my shoulders. Understanding the Truth(tm) about God was so liberating! No longer did I fear what would happen to me after death. My concerns about Hell evaporated! I now know exactly where I'm going when I die.

Wouldn't you like to have that certainty?

Stick around. Read the Bible. Check the links in my signature, which give you two wonderful Bible-reading options!

I'll be praying for you.