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  • jaguar5671
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2012
    • 2

    #1

    Jesus was most certainly not white!

    Jesus was born in a region comprised of Middle Eastern Jews, therefore he is most likely Middle Eastern in colour.
  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #2
    Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

    Wrong.

    Next?

    YIC
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    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • jaguar5671
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Mar 2012
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

      Elaborate??

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      • Adam Hunter Johnson
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Mar 2012
        • 4

        #4
        Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

        Although you're completely wrong I will play along. Wasn't he actually born in an area that would make him persian? Making him more black than white? Inquiring minds like mine want to know

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #5
          Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

          He had blue eyes and blond hair.

          He's hardly going to be a chink, is he?

          Jesus is by my side.
          Posted via Mobile Device
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Adam Hunter Johnson
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Mar 2012
            • 4

            #6
            Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
            He had blue eyes and blond hair.

            He's hardly going to be a chink, is he?

            Jesus is by my side.
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            Would god appreciate that type of language? I think not. You should go and pray that he forgives you immediatly if you want foregiveness.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

              Originally posted by Adam Hunter Johnson View Post
              Would god appreciate that type of language? I think not. You should go and pray that he forgives you immediatly if you want foregiveness.
              Care to cite scripture for this position? Your' opinion is not God's.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8
                Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                Considering the position of Revelation 1:14, I'd say Jesus is white by God's own word. What higher authority is there than the Bible and God?

                Not only was Jesus white, but He didn't even tan. How is the Sun going to affect His skin when He is omnipotent? Remember Superman, how you couldn't even cut his hair? Don't think that Jesus is any less powerful than Superman.
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                • Adam Hunter Johnson
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 4

                  #9
                  Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  Considering the position of Revelation 1:14, I'd say Jesus is white by God's own word. What higher authority is there than the Bible and God?

                  Not only was Jesus white, but He didn't even tan. How is the Sun going to affect His skin when He is omnipotent? Remember Superman, how you couldn't even cut his hair? Don't think that Jesus is any less powerful than Superman.
                  So you're saying they didn't have tanning beds when our lord walked the earth? That's pure blasphemy.

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                  • Big Poppa Pump
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 3

                    #10
                    Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                    Jesus and a cartoon Character. I understand you are trying to use a dumbed down analogy to describe Jesus but Jesus is who He is. He should not be compared to Superman, Batman or any man.

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                    • Adam Hunter Johnson
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 4

                      #11
                      Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                      Originally posted by Big Poppa Pump View Post
                      Jesus and a cartoon Character. I understand you are trying to use a dumbed down analogy to describe Jesus but Jesus is who He is. He should not be compared to Superman, Batman or any man.
                      I don't think you know what you're talking about. Can you please quote a scripture where he's compared to Batman or any other super hero from Marvel Comics?

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #12
                        Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                        Originally posted by Adam Hunter Johnson View Post
                        I don't think you know what you're talking about. Can you please quote a scripture where he's compared to Batman or any other super hero from Marvel Comics?
                        Out of the pool troll.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #13
                          Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                          Originally posted by Big Poppa Pump View Post
                          Jesus and a cartoon Character. I understand you are trying to use a dumbed down analogy to describe Jesus but Jesus is who He is. He should not be compared to Superman, Batman or any man.
                          Sometimes you have to speak the retard's language to share the Gospel.

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #14
                            Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                            Originally posted by Big Poppa Pump View Post
                            Jesus and a cartoon Character. I understand you are trying to use a dumbed down analogy to describe Jesus but Jesus is who He is. He should not be compared to Superman, Batman or any man.
                            I was not comparing Jesus and Superman; I was contrasting them. Are you saying that Jesus is not more powerful than Superman, or are you just saying it should be kept secret? Either way, the Bible disagrees with you.
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                            • Big Poppa Pump
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 3

                              #15
                              Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                              I was not comparing Jesus and Superman; I was contrasting them. Are you saying that Jesus is not more powerful than Superman, or are you just saying it should be kept secret? Either way, the Bible disagrees with you.
                              No, I am asking why even bring up Superman when talking about Jesus. If someone doesn't get it, they won't get it.

                              Jesus is our Savior and Superman is a fictional character.

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