Greetings from the Nerevarine

[Talagor]

Hello, Bretons, Nords, Imperials and Redguards. I hope you are all having a good Fredas.

My name is Talagor and I'm a Breton. I'm 25 years old and I recently discovered a portal to this... world? I think that's what it is, while on my expedition to Akavir. I've heard you worship some sort of native Daedra named God? I think it's a little weird that you only worship one Daedra and call it omnipotent. I hope I don't need to save another world.

So, do I have to?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Greetings from the Nerevarine

When do you start explaining about how video games do not cause delusions and schizophrenia?

[Talagor]

Re: Greetings from the Nerevarine

When do you start explaining about how video games do not cause delusions and schizophrenia?

What are you talking about? What are "Video Games"? Some sort of native magic?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings from the Nerevarine

My name is OralTag and I'm a witless douche. I'm 25 years old and I recently discovered a portal to this... world? I think that's what it is, while on my expedition from my Mommy's basement to the kitchen. I've heard you have wives do your laundry instead of your Mommies? I think it's a little weird that you don't live in your Mommy's basement and masturbate frequently to online porn. I hope I don't sneeze while playing with myself again, that made quite a mess last night.

So, how long before you ban me?

Fixed that for you.

I see you jumbled the letters of your name, so I've fixed that above, too, Oral Tag.

Why do you hate Jesus and want to go to Hell? I assure you, being burned alive for all time in God's Lake of Fire will not be an "adventure".

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Greetings from the Nerevarine

Hello, Bretons, Nords, Imperials and Redguards. I hope you are all having a good Fredas.

My name is Talagor and I'm a Breton. I'm 25 years old and I recently discovered a portal to this... world? I think that's what it is, while on my expedition to Akavir. I've heard you worship some sort of native Daedra named God? I think it's a little weird that you only worship one Daedra and call it omnipotent. I hope I don't need to save another world.

So, do I have to?

Breton is in northern western France, not another planet. Have you sought professional medical help yet for your computer game addiction?

[Born Again Bob]

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Breton is in northern western France, not another planet. Have you sought professional medical help yet for your computer game addiction?

Dearest Brother,

What professional would bother with this wretch?

Only Christ could help... but that train is leaving, Talagor.

Yours in Him,
BAB <--- God's Lil' Stationmaster

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hello, Bretons, Nords, Imperials and Redguards. I hope you are all having a good Fredas.

My name is Talagor and I'm a Breton. I'm 25 years old and I recently discovered a portal to this... world? I think that's what it is, while on my expedition to Akavir. I've heard you worship some sort of native Daedra named God? I think it's a little weird that you only worship one Daedra and call it omnipotent. I hope I don't need to save another world.

So, do I have to?

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings from the Nerevarine

Breton is in northern western France...

Breton is famous for retardeds and spastics. The French tell "Breton jokes" the way the rest of us tell Polack jokes.

It's the short bus of France, if you can imagine that.