[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Appreciate it.

I've been on the edge of losing my faith for a while and you people gave me that little push over the edge.

I've been getting some pretty good laughs and seen some quite disturbing posts on this forum over the last few days.

Just a few things I've seen.
1. Justification for rape
2. Selling young girls
3. Buying young girls underwear
4. Obvious situations of homosexual statutory rape.
5. Complete lack of rational thinking

You people are insane.
(finger)

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Hey Flint, it's awesome how you make a fake account with a picture of a hot babe, and say she's your future wife. hahaha

You are such a dork! I'm not Zeke's sock! I'm as real as the fires of HELL!

I even have pictures of me and Zeke together to prove it.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/album.php?u=7

Look and weep!

[James Hutchins]

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Friend, your wavering faith concerns me deeply. You claim to of followed the Christian Faith for many years yet only now the Word of God as clearly written in the KJV Bible bothers you? Then you come here to complain to other followers of God? Shouldn't you really be complaining to Him?
I'll be frank with you, there are parts of the Bible I am not fond of. I do not like having to kill people and at times, I am thankful secular law forbids me. I know a lot of Homers too, mostly the nice people in the world. But as soon as I confirm they lie with their own sex, I have to drop them from my list of friends and take them off of my Christmas card list. A few of the nigras and wetbacks working on my plantation, well they have been there their entire lives. All seemingly nice people. But God tells us they are inferior and that the races should not mix. Some days, during a tornado or blizzard, I see the faint glow from the 40 watt bulb in the chicken coop and I almost worry about their well being. It is my Faith in God that keeps me from running out to them and inviting them into my storm cellar during a tornado or in to the 75 degree warmth of my home for a big meal and comfortable bed during a -20 degree blizzard.
Don't loose your Faith friend, it may be all you have.

[Bob4God]

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It's so difficult for us to watch you go through so much pain and confusion, Ex-Christian.

There are many types of crisis of faith, and so many could've been avoided had false Christians never watered down scripture to make it seem softer than it really is.

It is not your fault that you were lied to, nor is it ours!

We have only shown you what scripture really says, and I can imagine what it must be like.

One time, I had a crisis faith, not doubting that GOD existed, but doubting GOD's right to torture and dismember His creations.

Fortunately, I came to know and accept that GOD created life and is therefore allowed to take it at any time in even the most brutal and horrifying ways possible, because He's GOD.

This gives me great comfort, and I will pray that you, too, will accept GOD's inescapable authority and supplicate before Him.

[Redeemed Papist]

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This doesn't scream homosexual statutory rape to any of you?


An "Ex" gay man asking people to send them their adolescent boys? Really?

What does the prefix "ex" mean to you?

[Professor Bessemer]

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Hey Flint, it's awesome how you make a fake account with a picture of a hot babe, and say she's your future wife. hahaha

Sister Daisy is a bit sensitive about the length of her engagement to our young Pastor, so you might not want to mention that. And let me ask you this. If Pastor Zeke wanted to make up a fake significant other, would he not make up a wife?

Now I know that this is the internet and that there is no way I can convince you of something if you believe otherwise, but I swear to you that Sister Daisy is as real as you or me.

[Bobby-Joe]

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what's a matter EX-Christain, got nothing to say beyond wasting or time with your rubbish?

This is our forum, you only have the right to post what we let you to. Don't like it, leave.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I have read the Bible, Genesis 1:1 to Revelations 22:21.

Okay, little-boy-toucher.

Yet somehow, you don't understand the Truth about God and Jesus. Speed reading doesn't really allow for good gaining of knowledge.

I suggest you try again, and just do Genesis. It shouldn't take more than a couple of hours, even with taking notes on what the stories tell you about God. See if you learn anything new about the nature of God, and tell us what you've learned.

The note-taking really helps. You will see the patterns that explain God to you.

And why are you calling me a "little-boy-toucher"? I'm no Catholic priest, friend. My congregation has very explicit rules about how to properly express affection.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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I don't.

You do in your opening post

[Ex-Christian]

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JESUS TOLD ME TO GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE TO POST SOMETHING USEFUL. DO IT OR BE BANNED. Bobby-Joe

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Friend, we know this crisis of faith is difficult for you, but it is not us you have the quarrel with, it's God. In my opinion, you were never really a Christian anyway. You certainly never followed the WHOLE Bible, or you would realize that's all we're doing.

Also, and don't take this the wrong way, but you're REALLY focused on gay pedophilia. You seem to see it EVERYWHERE. I think you need to look deep inside yourself and ask why that is. Are there some deep, dark, hidden urges you want to tell us about?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Hey Flint, it's awesome how you make a fake account with a picture of a hot babe, and say she's your future wife. hahaha

Sister Thumper is quite real. I would think that point would be obvious enough from the radically different writing styles, but I guess deep thought isn't your strong point.

[Ex-Christian]

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Hey Flint, it's awesome how you make a fake account with a picture of a hot babe, and say she's your future wife. hahaha

[Ex-Christian]

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I don't.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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Why do you agitate to True Christian behaviour then (like explained by Rev. M. Rodimer)?