Hello, everyone!

[StanAndMeForever]

Hello, everyone. I was guided here by the kind people at Ebaum's World. Praise Lucifer for their help. Now, I know many of you probably won't agree with some of my facist beliefs, but I do hope that we can all put our differences aside and be friends in the future. I'm just your average 30-year-old Hispanic man who is just looking for a place on the internet to call my own...and maybe I can even invite my boyfriend here, if you all don't mind.

Thank you for listening, everyone!

[SatanIsMyCoPilot]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Oh hey hun bun, I can't believe we found this fabulous site! Hey everyone I'm this hunk of man meat's butt buddy/boyfriend/manwhore, and I'm a black gay jewish communist who simply LOVES death metal!

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello, everyone!

durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............

[SatanIsMyCoPilot]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Oh, I'm sorry if I came on the wrong foot, guys. Anyways, a bit more about myself...well, I'm from Russia, and I met this guy while on cruise in Mexico. I adopted Judaism when I was 6 (I was born on June 6, by the way), and have been oh so happy ever since. Although we maintain a long-distance relationship, ebaum's has helped us maintain a healthy connection.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Long distance relationships are the best for preserving fidelity.

[StanAndMeForever]

Re: Hello, everyone!

durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............

Wow, that wasn't long. I was expecting moar from you.

Oh well.

I'll just say a few things that you all have probably heard multiple times, but are too busy sticking your fingers in your ears to hear.

You make yourselves an easy target for trolling and whatnot by being zealots. I am Christian, although I won't say which denomination because I'd rather not deal with your bashing. God preaches love for all creatures and all of his creations, homosexuals included. You do not need to call them "fags/faggots", a once-neutral term now made derogatory for whatever reason, and you especially do not need to kill them, after all, isn't it one of the Ten Commandments that "Thou shalt not murder"? (Yay Exodus 20:13/Deuteronomy 5:17!). If there is any judgment to be dealt, then God will take care of that himself, although GOD FORGIVES AND LOVES ALL OF HIS PEOPLE. And declaring Catholics to be a false religion is actually quite paradoxical...because didn't "Baptists", as you wish to call yourselves, split off of another branch of Christianity that branched off of Catholicism way back when? Hmm...also, you seem to be racist, referring to the Chinese people in another thread as "chinks", a term I (along with many) find quite derogatory. I'm pretty sure God doesn't approve of hate speech, or hating other people, as well.

Have a nice day.

Long distance relationships are the best for preserving fidelity.

And clever. Very clever.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Your problem isn't with us, it's with God.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
1 Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.
Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenant breakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
1 Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine

[StanAndMeForever]

Re: Hello, everyone!

1) I'm not actually homosexual. I'm as straight as a line.

2) Those are the most overquoted passages from the Bible of all time, they've basically lost all meaning.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello, everyone!

and maybe I can even invite my boyfriend here, if you all don't mind.

1) I'm not actually homosexual. I'm as straight as a line.

Not that you had any credibility with that name you've chosen, but now you're an admitted liar as well. Tell me, is there any point to you being here if you're not interested in hearing the Good News of the temporary sacrifice of our Lord, Jesus Christ?

[StanAndMeForever]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Not that you had any credibility with that name you've chosen, but now you're an admitted liar as well. Tell me, is there any point to you being here if you're not interested in hearing the Good News of the temporary sacrifice of our Lord, Jesus Christ?

The first lie was nothing more than a joke, dear.

I do admit that I believe Jesus sacrificed himself to save us...


However, I do not believe in all the hate you spread, and I just feel that I need to vocalize my opinion, as I'm given the freedom to do so, and nothing will take that away from me.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Not that you had any credibility with that name you've chosen, but now you're an admitted liar as well. Tell me, is there any point to you being here if you're not interested in hearing the Good News of the temporary sacrifice of our Lord, Jesus Christ?

I do not think they are here for that. I smell a heathen burning coming. GLORY.

[SatanIsMyCoPilot]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Tell me, Miss Mary, do you believe that women are worth less than men, and are to live a life of servitude and stay out of "manly" affairs?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello, everyone!

However, I do not believe in all the hate you spread, and I just feel that I need to vocalize my opinion, as I'm given the freedom to do so, and nothing will take that away from me.

The government can't take that away from you. However, we aren't required to give you a soapbox to persecute us from.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Those are the most overquoted passages from the Bible of all time, they've basically lost all meaning.

So you don't choose to apply the MOST IMPORTANT PASSAGES FROM THE BIBLE to your life? That makes a lot of sense.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Tell me, Miss Mary, do you believe that women are worth less than men, and are to live a life of servitude and stay out of "manly" affairs?

Obviously you have no familiarity with the Bible. God made me who and what I am, and I accept His infinite wisdom.