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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567
    #16
    Re: Hello, everyone!

    Oh, goody. Another Internet troll, here to "blow our minds" by showing us what the Bible says!

    We're the only church (of which we're aware, anyway) that follows the ENTIRE Bible. Maybe YOU should read God's Word before flapping your gums in our direction and trying to tell US what God says.

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      • SatanIsMyCoPilot
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Mar 2008
        • 4
        #17
        Re: Hello, everyone!

        The only time I'll pick up a Bible is when I run out of toilet paper.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748
            #18
            Re: Hello, everyone!

            That's just fantastic. You know Jesus is happy WHENEVER you pick up a bible.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: Hello, everyone!

                Originally posted by SatanAndMeForever View Post
                The first lie was nothing more than a joke, dear.

                I do admit that I believe Jesus sacrificed himself to save us...


                However, I do not believe in all the hate you spread, and I just feel that I need to vocalize my opinion, as I'm given the freedom to do so, and nothing will take that away from me.
                Wanna bet, Fido?

                This is a Christian forum, and not your local queer bar where anything goes. You have exactly ZERO rights here. Make trouble and you'll be tossed out like yesterday's trash.

                Do you really think we've never had a couple of teenaged fags come waltzing into our Godly forum spouting off about how much they love satan or how wrong they think we are for following the Word of God literally? Do you really think your act is original? Did you imagine that we'd all flee in terror of your acne-laced tirade?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #20
                    Re: Hello, everyone!

                    Originally posted by SatanIsMyCoPilot View Post
                    The only time I'll pick up a Bible is when I run out of toilet paper.
                    No underage queers allowed. Enjoy hell nancy.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Deaner
                        Christ's Love Messenger
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5932
                        #21
                        Re: Hello, everyone!

                        Originally posted by StanAndMeForever View Post
                        Those are the most overquoted passages from the Bible of all time, they've basically lost all meaning.

                        I do admit that I believe Jesus sacrificed himself to save us...
                        So you believe that Jesus saved you from hell (which I would imagine was a fairly important decision in your life) but you got that from a book that you feel has lost all meaning? Are you retarded?

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