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  • #31
    Re: Tell Me About Me

    Originally posted by YAVmouse View Post
    If I'm stupid, doesn't that mean I'm just wasting God and everyone's time by being here and am already damned? It seems God has a lot of reasons to (rightfully)dislike me. I'm sorry.
    Brother Portway is right friend, all you need to due is give your soul to Jesus, stop being a gay furry, stop being bipolar, stop having multiple personalities, and start reading the KJV1611 Bible on a daily basis. Start with Genesis and read it all the way through. I know you can do it!
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    • #32
      Re: Tell Me About Me

      Originally posted by YAVmouse View Post
      If I'm stupid, doesn't that mean I'm just wasting God and everyone's time by being here and am already damned? It seems God has a lot of reasons to (rightfully)dislike me. I'm sorry.
      Friend, no matter how worthless and pathetic you are, Jesus will accept you if you become perfect. I used to be a pretty typical sinner myself, committing ritual fornication on sacred geometry, sacrificing homemade rum and chickens to the Baron Samedhi, playing at hippy music festivals, having my palm read and sometimes reading the palms of others in order to manipulate them out of the hand of Jesus. There was literally no end to my depravity, until Pastor Ezekiel's prison ministry told me the Good News(c): that everyone who disagrees with him will burn in Hell for all eternity. Then all there was left to do was make a few phone calls and release me back into the community to experience New Life through Christ Jesus! Hallelujia!
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      • #33
        Re: Tell Me About Me

        Originally posted by YAVmouse View Post
        If I'm stupid, doesn't that mean I'm just wasting God and everyone's time by being here and am already damned? It seems God has a lot of reasons to (rightfully)dislike me. I'm sorry.
        Friend, God can still care about you if you are stupid. All that matters is that you will follow Him. He makes it so easy even you can do it.
        Don't feel bad. God pretty much hates everyone. The path to Salvation is not letting the obstacles He puts in your path stop you from your doing His bidding.God can walk on water, with practice, you can run through walls.

        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #34
          Re: Tell Me About Me

          Originally posted by YAVmouse View Post
          If I'm stupid, doesn't that mean I'm just wasting God and everyone's time by being here and am already damned? It seems God has a lot of reasons to (rightfully)dislike me. I'm sorry.
          Jesus can cure the retard in you, son. Just Pray hard and tithe harder! Glory!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #35
            Prof. Bessemer. I'll try to keep this short. I can of course give more info if you want. As far as perversions go? Being gay and furry are about it. Pain doesn't excite me, images of vore and gore scare me, foot fetishes, sissyplay, whatever else there is.. doesn't really interest me. The diaper thing is a bit weird.
            Medically, I am incontinent, but I hate it. I've grown very very weary of diapers. Matter of fact I've grown very weary of this broken and useless body. (I believe I mentioned in an earlier post I was born three months early. I elaborate now that I weighed less than a pound, was declared retarded, then had part of my intestines removed due to a blockage. It messed up my body through a b-12 deficiency, incontinence, and poor eyesight.. plus a bunch of respiratory problems.)

            Oh my. I seem to have hit the post button and I wasn't done. Is there an edit button for messages, or not? I can't seem to find it. Anyway, carrying on. My parents? My Mom was just your usual Mother..loving..caring.. etc. But.. she did marry my Dad.. a former marine who loved almost every type of drug and alchohol you can name. He quieted down in his later years, but he's still fond of the drink. He doesn't get drunk or anything though. Also how do I, err..stop all these things?

            In response to fagswillburn and Mrs. Lizalor, I fortunately can read, although I have a somewhat odd and tedious way of typing in addition to my poor spelling skills. Forgive me. I do sometimes use a speech to text program, although it's not a very often occurence.
            For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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            • #36
              Re: Tell Me About Me

              Originally posted by YAVmouse View Post
              Prof. Bessemer. I'll try to keep this short. I can of course give more info if you want. As far as perversions go? Being gay and furry are about it. Pain doesn't excite me, images of vore and gore scare me, foot fetishes, sissyplay, whatever else there is.. doesn't really interest me. The diaper thing is a bit weird.
              Medically, I am incontinent, but I hate it. I've grown very very weary of diapers. Matter of fact I've grown very weary of this broken and useless body. (I believe I mentioned in an earlier post I was born three months early. I elaborate now that I weighed less than a pound, was declared retarded, then had part of my intestines removed due to a blockage. It messed up my body through a b-12 deficiency, incontinence, and poor eyesight.. plus a bunch of respiratory problems.)

              Oh my. I seem to have hit the post button and I wasn't done. Is there an edit button for messages, or not? I can't seem to find it. Anyway, carrying on. My parents? My Mom was just your usual Mother..loving..caring.. etc. But.. she did marry my Dad.. a former marine who loved almost every type of drug and alchohol you can name. He quieted down in his later years, but he's still fond of the drink. He doesn't get drunk or anything though. Also how do I, err..stop all these things?

              In response to fagswillburn and Mrs. Lizalor, I fortunately can read, although I have a somewhat odd and tedious way of typing in addition to my poor spelling skills. Forgive me. I do sometimes use a speech to text program, although it's not a very often occurence.
              Son, you are one depraved wad of retard. Do you lick bus windows with that big grotesque tongue of yours too?

              Try and follow this: Unless you beg Jesus to wash you clean of sin with His cleansing blood, you are going to spend eternity being ass raped by satan with his huge barbed tallywhacker while being dipped in scalding satanic spunk down in hell. Is that what you want?

              I don't think so.

              Start Praying now son. In addition to the Holy Bible, you might want to read this book too.

              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #37
                Re: Tell Me About Me

                I live away from a lot of people. So I don't ride/am not really allowed on the bus. But I've heard it's kinda..scary. Where could I get a copy of that book? It looks.. a bit dated, like I wouldn't find it in any local libraries...not that I have a library card. Maybe it's avaliable for purchase or download somewhere?
                For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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                • #38
                  Re: Tell Me About Me

                  Originally posted by YAVmouse View Post
                  I live away from a lot of people. So I don't ride/am not really allowed on the bus. But I've heard it's kinda..scary. Where could I get a copy of that book? It looks.. a bit dated, like I wouldn't find it in any local libraries...not that I have a library card. Maybe it's avaliable for purchase or download somewhere?
                  Go HERE.

                  Where it says "location" enter your ZIP code (if you're in the US) or your city, state/province, and country.

                  It will show you libraries that have this book available.

                  It's available in Portland, Oregon, and also in Pretoria AND Scottsville, South Africa. And a grand total of 99 libraries worldwide.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #39
                    Re: Tell Me About Me

                    Mr. Mouse,
                    Thank you for your responses. I am sorry to hear that the Lord has smitten your intestines and made you incontinent. I myself have a colostomy bag due to my elective rectumectomy. You see, when I was a raging homosexual, the innumerable gigantic penises I eagerly allowed into me nearly destroyed my anus and colon. During my cure, I elected to have the offending orifice closed instead of repaired based on the following verses.

                    Matthew 18:8-10
                    Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.

                    And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
                    And as you offered, please do tell me more about your own disgusting homosexual depravities. Do not leave out anything, the Lord will know if you are not being forthcoming. As for your mental infirmities, simple prayer should be enough, if you truly believe.

                    Matthew 19:25-26
                    When his disciples heard it, they were exceedingly amazed, saying, Who then can be saved?

                    But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.
                    Zephaniah 3:17
                    The Lord thy God in the midst of thee is mighty; he will save, he will rejoice over thee with joy; he will rest in his love, he will joy over thee with singing.
                    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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