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  • #16
    Re: Tell Me About Me

    Friend, read the KJV. Stop taking the secular drugs. Stop taking all the drugs. Have a bacon sandwich on pure white bread with Duke's. Pray to God to rip the demons that are torturing your soul. Only He can cure you.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #17
      Re: Tell Me About Me

      How many distinct personalities do you have?

      I hope none of them are queer

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #18
        Re: Tell Me About Me

        I am on a few (perscribed) drugs. For Migraines/allergies/depression/pain. But.. oddly? Thinking of bacon does make me happy....I do enjoy Bacon. Now i wish I had bacon.. anyway, back to the matter at hand. There's Duo and Joel, Cody..and myself. Me being the..err.. original..first..whatever you wanna call it. That makes four of us.
        For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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        • #19
          Re: Tell Me About Me

          Originally posted by YAVmouse View Post
          Anyway..what's the uh..irony with her being christian and DID the whole time?
          The irony is that I was a piece of unsaved trash at the time, which, of course, doomed our relationship. God does not want us to be unequally yoked, you see, and He certainly didn't want Christian women being voluntarily defiled by the likes of me.

          So it's ironic that I didn't become a Christian until many years after my lack of faith had made it necessary for our relationship to end. Ironic and lucky, perhaps, as I've heard from the married men here that having a wife means constantly having an ear ache.
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          • #20
            Re: Tell Me About Me

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            I've heard from the married men here that having a wife means constantly having an ear ache.
            And some wives leave their God given husbands with a dirty car and empty belly

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #21
              Re: Tell Me About Me

              Ohhh I see. It's.. kind of a situational irony, yea..I get it now..
              For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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              • #22
                Re: Tell Me About Me

                Originally posted by YAVmouse View Post
                I am on a few (perscribed) drugs. For Migraines/allergies/depression/pain. But.. oddly? Thinking of bacon does make me happy....I do enjoy Bacon. Now i wish I had bacon.. anyway, back to the matter at hand. There's Duo and Joel, Cody..and myself. Me being the..err.. original..first..whatever you wanna call it. That makes four of us.
                Friend, God only helps those that help themselves. Get right with Jesus
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #23
                  Re: Tell Me About Me

                  Originally posted by YAVmouse View Post
                  Ohhh I see. It's.. kind of a situational irony, yea..I get it now..
                  If you're referring to Mr Machine's girlf., it's not irony. It's sin.
                  Slutting is always a sin.
                  ISAIAH 64
                  6 ..we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.
                  7 And there is none that calleth upon thy name, that stirreth up himself to take hold of thee: for thou hast hid thy face from us, and hast consumed us, because of our iniquities.
                  8 But now, O LORD, thou art our father; we are the clay, and thou our potter; and we all are the work of thy hand.
                  KJV

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                  • #24
                    Re: Tell Me About Me

                    Is OP possessed or just dyslexic?
                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                    • #25
                      Re: Tell Me About Me

                      Originally posted by fagswillburn View Post
                      Is OP possessed or just dyslexic?
                      Hello Mr Swillburn - I don't think I've responded to one of your posts before so I hope you don't think I'm forward. OP thinks he has a dissociative disorder (also known as "showing off") and so dyslexia (not any sort of illness, just Latin for "can't read") is almost certain. In either case the Pastors will be able to confirm demon possession if you contact them.

                      That is quite a stylish hat you are wearing.

                      Oh yes, since he can't read I suppose he's using a voice-to-text application of some sort. Perhaps something has got into the microphone - that would affect the spelling a bit wouldn't it?

                      ..ML

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                      • #26
                        Re: Tell Me About Me

                        Mr. Mouse,
                        Your situation troubles me. The Lord has for some reason placed many stumbling blocks in your path to salvation, and I cannot help but wonder why. You see, when someone angers God, He, in His infinite wisdom and mercy, often punishes the offspring of the person or persons that offended him. You have barely mentioned your parents. Are they unsaved heathens? Have they ever blasphemed the Holy Spirit? Did they ever grow more than one kind of grape in their vineyard?

                        The Lord is longsuffering, and of great mercy, forgiving iniquity and transgression, and by no means clearing the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation.
                        Numbers14:18
                        Also, and I almost hesitate to ask this, but I feel I must. You mentioned that you were a disgusting sodomite bestialist in your original post. Are there any other filthy perversions you indulge in that you have not mentioned? For example, are you sexually aroused by pain? Or are you an adult who enjoys wearing diapers? We need to know just how sick and twisted you have allowed yourself to become before we can lead you into the healing love of Jesus.

                        And do not worry about shocking us. I myself used to lead a life of abominable homosexual depravity. I cannot even begin to count the number of erections I eagerly impaled myself upon. My anus craved constant, violent pounding. I also indulged in a fetish for exotic bowel movements, that I often enhanced by delaying them for days while intoxicated on various hallucinogenic compounds.

                        Remember, we are here to help you. Lay your burden upon us, purge yourself of your secret shame so that the Lord can then fill you with His sweet, merciful love. Glory!
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                        Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                        • #27
                          Re: Tell Me About Me

                          Why do insane people with demons in their heads think this is their blog?
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Tell Me About Me

                            Originally posted by YAVmouse View Post
                            I am on a few (perscribed) drugs. For Migraines/allergies/depression/pain. But.. oddly? Thinking of bacon does make me happy....I do enjoy Bacon. Now i wish I had bacon.. anyway, back to the matter at hand. There's Duo and Joel, Cody..and myself. Me being the..err.. original..first..whatever you wanna call it. That makes four of us.
                            So what you're saying is that you're a retard.


                            God hates the retards, and cripples of all kind. It says so in the Holy Bible!

                            For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Tell Me About Me

                              If I'm stupid, doesn't that mean I'm just wasting God and everyone's time by being here and am already damned? It seems God has a lot of reasons to (rightfully)dislike me. I'm sorry.
                              For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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                              • #30
                                Re: Tell Me About Me

                                Originally posted by YAVmouse View Post
                                If I'm stupid, doesn't that mean I'm just wasting God and everyone's time by being here and am already damned? It seems God has a lot of reasons to (rightfully)dislike me. I'm sorry.
                                Friend, no one is too pathetic for Jesus. You've already made the first step, admitting that you are worthless. All unsaved people are worthless scum in the eyes of God. There are all disgusting wretches that make the Lord want to puke His perfect guts out!

                                But once you're Saved©, you are perfect in His eyes and He loves you. All of the True Christians™ here are perfect sin-free beings. And you can be one too! Praise!
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