please be gentle

[davemiles]

Good evening everybody,

I thought i'd take a minute to introduce myself.

I'm an Englishman who has lost my direction and I'm hoping you good Christian people can give me a good boost towards salvation

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: please be gentle

'allo, guvnuh! Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[davemiles]

Re: please be gentle

I don't currently attend any church,

I've never read the bible,

I didn't know I had to find him, are we playing hide and seek

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: please be gentle

My friend, Jesus Christ is not about games and giggles. Your eternal salvation (or damnnation if you refuse Him) is very serious business.

Tell us what filthy sin makes you lose sleep every night. What brings the likes of you to God's Church on the Interweb? We are here to help.

In Christ

[forever hateful]

Re: please be gentle

Good evening everybody,

I thought i'd take a minute to introduce myself.

I'm an Englishman who has lost my direction and I'm hoping you good Christian people can give me a good boost towards salvation

welcome to you brother please dont get to upset if you dont get excepted straight away

i myself have found it hard to be understood here

[davemiles]

Re: please be gentle

Is that because you're an Englishman

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: please be gentle

You do know that 'please be gentle with me' is what a True Christian™ women asks her husband on the night of their marriage, don't you?

I hope it is not some deep rooted subconscious desire to have a handsome, lean, clean limbed and limber (maybe with a ripped torso) Nigra subjecting you to anal humiliation at the end of his darky's dong, oh yes!

I hope not

Jesus saves!

[forever hateful]

Re: please be gentle

I don't currently attend any church,

I've never read the bible,

I didn't know I had to find him, are we playing hide and seek

i suffer the same problems as you my English friend my church was raised to the ground to make way for a mosque i still cry myself to sleep at night mind you the bearded people who attend sing lovely songs

and i suppose God wouldnt want me to be sad

[forever hateful]

Re: please be gentle

You do know that 'please be gentle with me' is what a True Christian™ women asks her husband on the night of their marriage, don't you?

I hope it is not some deep rooted subconscious desire to have a handsome, lean, clean limbed and limber (maybe with a ripped torso) Nigra subjecting you to anal humiliation at the end of his darky's dong, oh yes!

I hope not

Jesus saves!

i do not understand why you attack people in this manner with your anal insults its not the Lords way and i feel you should refrain from such insults

An apology is needed

[forever hateful]

Re: please be gentle

Is that because you're an Englishman

i do feel that has something to do with it brother but i put up with it because the Lord would tell me to turn the other cheek and you watch one of them turn cheek on my face to some kind of anal joke

its not the way of the lord to keep on about anal perversions but some on here seem fascinated by the filth

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: please be gentle

i do feel that has something to do with it brother but i put up with it because the Lord would tell me to turn the other cheek and you watch one of them turn cheek on my face to some kind of anal joke

its not the way of the lord to keep on about anal perversions but some on here seem fascinated by the filth

Why are you fixated by anal sex?

YIC

Jack

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: please be gentle

i do not understand why you attack people in this manner with your anal insults its not the Lords way and i feel you should refrain from such insults

An apology is needed

Are you retarded? I said that I hoped it was not the case that you were a cum starved coffee creme commando

I did not imply that you did pierce the pouting puckered, pantywaste posterior of the gaywise with your paltry penile member for one second.

You need to think before you post, friend. But we all get carried away so I forgive you.

YIC

[forever hateful]

Re: please be gentle

Why are you fixated by anal sex?

YIC

Jack

im not interested in anal perversions cupcake but your mate loopey laurance is

and have you ever noticed how jack rythmes with crack and you seem to be far to agressive mate reach out for your femine side and forget that you will be forever known as "jack the crack in my eyes"

praise the lord for i have seen the light

[forever hateful]

Re: please be gentle

I am retarded? I said that I hoped it was not the case that im a cum starved coffee creme commando

I did not imply that you did pierce the pouting puckered, pantywaste posterior of the gaywise with your massive penile member for one second.

I need to think before I post, friend. But we all get carried away so please forgive me.

YIC

ok cupcake i forgive you and well done for informing us that your a retard it makes it easier to understand your posts

im beggining to like you mate

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: please be gentle

ok cupcake i forgive you and well done for informing us that your a retard it makes it easier to understand your posts

im beggining to like you mate

No Brother Niles is not retarded. He has a good understanding of the English language. From your childish post and lack of capitals and punctutaion I assume your understanding is limited. Can you see that curly thing in his post? It's called a question mark.

That means he was asking a question and not making a statement. Look it up in a book if you are still confused. I believe they do easy reading editions if your needs are 'special',

YIC

Jack