[Didymus Much]

Re: please be gentle

Ok, cupcake, I forgive you, and well done for informing us that you're a retard; it makes it easier to understand your posts.

I'm begginning to like you, mate.

Quoted for irony.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: please be gentle

Dear Meatypie,

I would like to apologize to you for the fact that this "forever young" person has chosen to derail your introductory thread into an explicit conversation about anal sex. I know that's not what you were expecting.

Anyway, I take it from your username that you must really enjoy meaty pies. Does your wife cook up particularly savory, meaty pies for you? I love meaty pies when they're good and juicy.

[davemiles]

Re: please be gentle

It seems I've soiled myself and had an infraction given, I must apologise profusely if anyone was offended at what I wrote

You must all be a complete bunch of christians

Lots of love

Dave

[Faith_Machine]

Re: please be gentle

It seems I've soiled myself and had an infraction given, I must apologise profusely if anyone was offended at what I wrote

You must all be a complete bunch of christians

Lots of love

Dave

Friend, we are very forgiving and gentle folk. I'm a bit confused, however, about your reluctance to capitalize a certain word.

[davemiles]

Re: please be gentle

I've gotten myself cleaned up. I guess God has smited my bowels because I was persecuting the Christians on this wonderful forum. I will be praying for Him to forgive me.