Hello!

[LaVeyist]

Hello. Does any of you know what my name means?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

Hello. Does any of you know what my name means?

You call yourself after the drunk joo pornographer who died penniless in the gutter.

This is a Christian forum. Why are you here, boy?

[LaVeyist]

Re: Hello!

You call yourself after the drunk joo pornographer who died penniless in the gutter.

This is a Christian forum. Why are you here, boy?

I am here to debate with you.

Tell me, what do you know of LaVey and his church?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

I am here to debate with you.

Tell me, what do you know of LaVey and his church?

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello!

I am here to debate with you.

Tell me, what do you know of LaVey and his church?

I know that his vile magics did not enable him to escape the wrath of God.

I would imagine he engaged in anal sex, as most cultists are known to.

And wasn't he a clown or a circus freak or something?

Have you heard the Good News, friend?

John 3:18

King James Version (KJV)

18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

[LaVeyist]

Re: Hello!

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

There is absolutely no way of proving that the bible is true. And since you are all so AMERICAN, I have the right of free speech.

Truth is a concept that is decided upon by individuals according to their own reasoning. No one is right and no one is wrong.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello!

No one is right and no one is wrong.

It is impossible for this to be right, but it could be wrong.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello!

There is absolutely no way of proving that the bible is true. And since you are all so AMERICAN, I have the right of free speech.

Truth is a concept that is decided upon by individuals according to their own reasoning. No one is right and no one is wrong.

I thought you were here to tell us all about LaVeyan Santaism, not to attack the Bible.

Meanwhile, "freedom of speech" means that the GOVERNMENT cannot restrict your right to free speech. This is a privately-owned website, where you are an uninvited and unwelcome guest.

It is, you might say, Landover's Internet "lair". And you know what your Antoinette LaVey says about when you are in someone else's lair, don't you? Not to mention what he had to say about how to respond to those entering your lair who are not respectful guests, right?

Not much of a LaVeyan, are you?

And do tell, where does Antoinette LaVatory embrace absolute relativism?

[Faith_Machine]

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And since you are all so AMERICAN, I have the right of free speech.

Hey dummy, why don't you find exactly where in the US Constitution it says your "freedom of speech" gives you the right to say anything you want to on somebody else's privately owned Web site.

Go on, we'll wait.

While we're waiting, why don't you give me your address so I can come over to your house, force my way into your living room, and preach the GOOD NEWS OF JESUS CHRIST at the top of my lungs?

You have freedom of speech in your country, don't you?

[LaVeyist]

Re: Hello!

I thought you were here to tell us all about LaVeyan Santaism, not to attack the Bible.

Meanwhile, "freedom of speech" means that the GOVERNMENT cannot restrict your right to free speech. This is a privately-owned website, where you are an uninvited and unwelcome guest.

It is, you might say, Landover's Internet "lair". And you know what your Antoinette LaVey says about when you are in someone else's lair, don't you? Not to mention what he had to say about how to respond to those entering your lair who are not respectful guests, right?

Not much of a LaVeyan, are you?

And do tell, where does Antoinette LaVatory embrace absolute relativism?

I consider myself a LaVeyist but that does not mean I must follow everything he said. I am an individual. I proctice the ways of the Strigoi Vii, I am not bound to blindly following and agreeing with everything.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello!

Hello. Does any of you know what my name means?

Yes.

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1) Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2) Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3) When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there.
4) If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
5) Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6) Do not take that which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7) Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8) Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
...

from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism

It means you've violated your own tenets already, and are no more a LaVeyan Satanist than I'm the Maharajah of Uttar Pradesh. So come clean, tell us why you're really here, or **** off (butthurt? see your own rule #8).

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello!

Tell me, what do you know of LaVey and his church?

Apparently, quite a lot more than you.

I consider myself a LaVeyist but that does not mean I must follow everything he said.

Or anything, apparently. You fancy yourself a vampire. Whee. Then you're not a LaVeyan Satanist at all.

Why not just call yourself a douchebag? It'd be a far more apt description.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

I consider myself a LaVeyist but that does not mean I must follow everything he said. I am an individual. I proctice the ways of the Strigoi Vii, I am not bound to blindly following and agreeing with everything.

You're a fool and a pervert. That's what the Holy Bible says.

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[Bob4God]

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Hello. Does any of you know what my name means?

A better question would be, does anyone care.

It has already been thoroughly demonstrated by our resident atheist stooge that you have violated your own "religion's" rules.

Unless you're ready to convert to Christianity so you can stop being a hypocrite, I see no use for you. (Except to occupy the lake of fire, of course.)

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello!

Hello. Does any of you know what my name means?

Welcome friend! I bet that question has been troubling you for a long time. I have to wonder why your parents would give you such a name, to leave you in a life of confusion. Have you considered having it changed to a more sensible one like John or better still, James? I suggest getting a KJV Bible and look at all the good people in it and the names they wear with honor.
By the way, your mother called, she wants you to clean the garage.