pathetic excuse for a man

[sissyrichard]

I am married to a Christian wife who is a member of the free church of Scotland her father a leading elder, I am a disgusting pervert in need of help, I have one daughter and we would like a son but my wife fears a son could be past on the same disgusting lifestyle I lead. I dress in girls clothes for sexual pleasure and masturbate when dressed i have been doing this since age 13 I do it every weekend on 3 to 4 occasions over the weekend my wife plays no part in it and of course wishes she had married a real man and could rid her life of me , my wife told her father and we agreed that he would whip me after each time i dressed as a girl and masturbated he stays local and he did whip my bottom and legs I had to confess to him that i was enjoying the punishments and looked forward to them . We had some success by burning my penis with a red hot iron every week so it was always weeping and in pain but i still dressed as a girl. I have talked to my wife’s father and he has given myself 6 months to work on my self and hopefully be saved by Jesus, if not we will perform some kind of execution and make way for his daughter to find a real man , we have discussed that I end my pathetic existence in a humiliating way , by hanging myself in a hotel room dressed as a girl to look like a dirty sex game gone wrong . Thank you to any one who took the time to read this...

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I am married to a Christian wife who is a member of the free church of Scotland her father a leading elder, I am a disgusting pervert in need of help, I have one daughter and we would like a son but my wife fears a son could be past on the same disgusting lifestyle I lead. I dress in girls clothes for sexual pleasure and masturbate when dressed i have been doing this since age 13 I do it every weekend on 3 to 4 occasions over the weekend my wife plays no part in it and of course wishes she had married a real man and could rid her life of me , my wife told her father and we agreed that he would whip me after each time i dressed as a girl and masturbated he stays local and he did whip my bottom and legs I had to confess to him that i was enjoying the punishments and looked forward to them . We had some success by burning my penis with a red hot iron every week so it was always weeping and in pain but i still dressed as a girl. I have talked to my wife’s father and he has given myself 6 months to work on my self and hopefully be saved by Jesus, if not we will perform some kind of execution and make way for his daughter to find a real man , we have discussed that I end my pathetic existence in a humiliating way , by hanging myself in a hotel room dressed as a girl to look like a dirty sex game gone wrong . Thank you to any one who took the time to read this...

You're gross.

That's all I got, seriously.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Scotland, huh?

I bet I'm not the only one surprised there aren't sheep involved.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Adam Fag]

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I am married to a Christian wife who is a member of the free church of Scotland her father a leading elder, I am a disgusting pervert in need of help, I have one daughter and we would like a son but my wife fears a son could be past on the same disgusting lifestyle I lead. I dress in girls clothes for sexual pleasure and masturbate when dressed i have been doing this since age 13 I do it every weekend on 3 to 4 occasions over the weekend my wife plays no part in it and of course wishes she had married a real man and could rid her life of me , my wife told her father and we agreed that he would whip me after each time i dressed as a girl and masturbated he stays local and he did whip my bottom and legs I had to confess to him that i was enjoying the punishments and looked forward to them . We had some success by burning my penis with a red hot iron every week so it was always weeping and in pain but i still dressed as a girl. I have talked to my wife’s father and he has given myself 6 months to work on my self and hopefully be saved by Jesus, if not we will perform some kind of execution and make way for his daughter to find a real man , we have discussed that I end my pathetic existence in a humiliating way , by hanging myself in a hotel room dressed as a girl to look like a dirty sex game gone wrong . Thank you to any one who took the time to read this...

I'm not clear here -- are you a Scot?

My friend read your post (we had a good laugh if you must know) and she says you should try this:

[Professor Bessemer]

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I am married to a Christian wife who is a member of the free church of Scotland her father a leading elder, I am a disgusting pervert in need of help, I have one daughter and we would like a son but my wife fears a son could be past on the same disgusting lifestyle I lead. I dress in girls clothes for sexual pleasure and masturbate when dressed i have been doing this since age 13 I do it every weekend on 3 to 4 occasions over the weekend my wife plays no part in it and of course wishes she had married a real man and could rid her life of me , my wife told her father and we agreed that he would whip me after each time i dressed as a girl and masturbated he stays local and he did whip my bottom and legs I had to confess to him that i was enjoying the punishments and looked forward to them . We had some success by burning my penis with a red hot iron every week so it was always weeping and in pain but i still dressed as a girl. I have talked to my wife’s father and he has given myself 6 months to work on my self and hopefully be saved by Jesus, if not we will perform some kind of execution and make way for his daughter to find a real man , we have discussed that I end my pathetic existence in a humiliating way , by hanging myself in a hotel room dressed as a girl to look like a dirty sex game gone wrong . Thank you to any one who took the time to read this...

As someone who has struggled with Sodomania, I feel your pain Dick. May I call you Dick? Fine, Dick it is then. Dick, being an Ex-Gay© gives me a unique insight into the minds of today's modern perverts. While certainly not unique, your case intrigues me. Let us look at the actual sins you are committing. First, there is the issue of dressing in women's clothes.

The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God
Deuteronomy 22:5

The Bible is clear Dick, you are an abomination in the eyes of God, so you must stop wearing dresses. Also, I assume you also wear women's undergarments as well? Frilly little panties and lacy brassieres are not to be worn by men Dick. Stop doing this immediately.

Your next issue is the masturbation itself. God is also very clear on this. The spilling of manseed outside of a woman's cooter is forbidden and is punishable by death.

And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the Lord; and the Lord slew him.

And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.

And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.
Genesis 38:7-10

And finally, there is the sin of submitting yourself to your wife. Dick, you are the head of the household, not your wife. You must take charge. Be a man Dick! The Bible commands it!

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
Colossians 3:18

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I am married to a Christian wife who is a member of the free church of Scotland her father a leading elder, I am a disgusting pervert in need of help, I have one daughter and we would like a son but my wife fears a son could be past on the same disgusting lifestyle I lead. I dress in girls clothes for sexual pleasure and masturbate when dressed i have been doing this since age 13 I do it every weekend on 3 to 4 occasions over the weekend my wife plays no part in it and of course wishes she had married a real man and could rid her life of me , my wife told her father and we agreed that he would whip me after each time i dressed as a girl and masturbated he stays local and he did whip my bottom and legs I had to confess to him that i was enjoying the punishments and looked forward to them . We had some success by burning my penis with a red hot iron every week so it was always weeping and in pain but i still dressed as a girl. I have talked to my wife’s father and he has given myself 6 months to work on my self and hopefully be saved by Jesus, if not we will perform some kind of execution and make way for his daughter to find a real man , we have discussed that I end my pathetic existence in a humiliating way , by hanging myself in a hotel room dressed as a girl to look like a dirty sex game gone wrong . Thank you to any one who took the time to read this...

What you need to do is get down on your knees and beg forgiveness from Jesus.

All of your disgusting behaviour and penile member mutilation not withstanding, if you honestly want to repent and never ever engage in filthy perversions again you will find forgiveness by being washed in the blood of the Lamb and the sweet, sweet love of the Lord.

Yours in Christ.

[Faith_Machine]

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I am married to a Christian wife who is a member of the free church of Scotland her father a leading elder, I am a disgusting pervert in need of help, I have one daughter and we would like a son but my wife fears a son could be past on the same disgusting lifestyle I lead. I dress in girls clothes for sexual pleasure and masturbate when dressed i have been doing this since age 13 I do it every weekend on 3 to 4 occasions over the weekend my wife plays no part in it and of course wishes she had married a real man and could rid her life of me , my wife told her father and we agreed that he would whip me after each time i dressed as a girl and masturbated he stays local and he did whip my bottom and legs I had to confess to him that i was enjoying the punishments and looked forward to them . We had some success by burning my penis with a red hot iron every week so it was always weeping and in pain but i still dressed as a girl. I have talked to my wife’s father and he has given myself 6 months to work on my self and hopefully be saved by Jesus, if not we will perform some kind of execution and make way for his daughter to find a real man , we have discussed that I end my pathetic existence in a humiliating way , by hanging myself in a hotel room dressed as a girl to look like a dirty sex game gone wrong . Thank you to any one who took the time to read this...

It sounds like you have a pretty good plan there. Just please make sure you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior prior to being executed, as I believe Heaven is currently suffering from a real shortage of disgusting perverts.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It's my understanding that all scottsmen are sissies who wear dresses.

[The_Observer]

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Jesus wore a dress.

[Adam Fag]

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Jesus wore a dress.

The verse you quote does not say that

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Jesus wore a dress.

Chapter and verse, please.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My father wore a dress.

Typo fixed.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Jesus wore a dress.

That was a MAN's robe friend along with proper business boots and a hair cut so it hung to His shoulders. All proper an MANLY for the ancient period. Christ was not some long haired, sandal wearing hippie.

[Adam Fag]

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[The_Observer]

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Typo fixed.

Ooh. So your's did too. We should catch up over a coffee some time mon amie.