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  • Ian O.
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    • May 2012
    • 55

    #1

    Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

    My name is Ian. My parents raised me in a Russian Orthodox Church. I go every once in a while to make my grandmother happy. I do not consider myself a part of their church. I currently am applying to the Air Force Academy. I want to become a pilot to protect my country!

    The King James Bible is the only Bible that truly gives the truth of God and Jesus. My favorite Biblical verse is Luke 10:25-37.
  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #2
    Re: Hello there!

    Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
    My name is Ian. My parents raised me in a Russian Orthodox Church. I go every once in a while to make my grandmother happy. I do not consider myself a part of their church. I currently am applying to the Air Force Academy. I want to become a pilot to protect my country!

    The King James Bible is the only Bible that truly gives the truth of God and Jesus. My favorite Biblical verse is Luke 10:25-37.
    A cautious welcome friend, I'm sorry to here that you've been fed orthodox idol worship lies since you were born. Any interest in learning the Truth(c) about Jesus?
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    Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



    God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



    Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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    • Ian O.
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      • May 2012
      • 55

      #3
      Re: Hello there!

      Of course I do! Why do you think I am here?

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #4
        Re: Hello there!

        Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
        Of course I do! Why do you think I am here?
        Good man! Tell me Ian, are you married? How many sons have you got?
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        Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: Hello there!

          Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
          Of course I do! Why do you think I am here?
          Have you read the Bible, friend? That's where the Good News© is. It's all in there.

          For instance, John 3:18 promises us that those who disagree with us will burn in Hell for all eternity. Isn't that Good News©?
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Hello there!

            Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
            My name is Ian. My parents raised me in a Russian Orthodox Church. I go every once in a while to make my grandmother happy. I do not consider myself a part of their church. I currently am applying to the Air Force Academy. I want to become a pilot to protect my country!
            I knew Obama was letting queers into the military, but communists too?

            Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
            The King James Bible is the only Bible that truly gives the truth of God and Jesus. My favorite Biblical verse is Luke 10:25-37.
            The Communist Orthodox "Church" doesn't use the KJV Bible, and I know that for a fact.

            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Ian O.
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              • May 2012
              • 55

              #7
              Re: Hello there!

              Currently I am not married. You are not allowed to be married and be able to join the Air Force Academy at the same time. I spent many weeks pondering which to pick. I came to the conclusion that it would be better to protect God's children in their mission to spread the word and also to be rid of those Satan worshiping Jews.

              That is terrific news. I picked that Bible verse because is specifically says Jesus will only save those who believe in him.

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              • Ian O.
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                • May 2012
                • 55

                #8
                Re: Hello there!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                I knew Obama was letting queers into the military, but communists too?



                The Communist Orthodox "Church" doesn't use the KJV Bible, and I know that for a fact.

                If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

                Pastor as I typed in the introductory post I said that I did not consider myself part of their church.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Hello there!

                  Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
                  Pastor as I typed in the introductory post I said that I did not consider myself part of their church.
                  So what church are you a part of? Where did your sudden interest in the KJV Bible come from, comrade?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #10
                    Re: Hello there!

                    Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
                    That is terrific news. I picked that Bible verse because is specifically says Jesus will only save those who believe in him.
                    It is only right, and just!

                    Praise Jesus!

                    So, how many of those idol icons were you forced to venerate growing up?

                    Here is one that looks like a woman holding her cooter on a table with an alien baby spying on earth:

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Ian O.
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                      • May 2012
                      • 55

                      #11
                      Re: Hello there!

                      Ah I have left out a very important part! I was in a Christian Middle and High school. These two schools showed me the KJV.

                      There were so many pictures! It seems that Orthodox members worship the saints more than Jesus.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Hello there!

                        Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
                        Ah I have left out a very important part! I was in a Christian Middle and High school. These two schools showed me the KJV.
                        What's the name of your Christian school?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Ian O.
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                          • May 2012
                          • 55

                          #13
                          Re: Hello there!

                          I went to one of the Christian Brother schools.

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                          • TheLordSavedMe
                            A young lady servicing the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 579

                            #14
                            Re: Hello there!

                            Hi Ian

                            It's a good thing you found us, since you went to that fake church when you were a kid.

                            JESUS wants to save you so you can go to HEAVEN and be with us when you die!







                            Tammi


                            Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                            Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                            He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #15
                              Re: Hello there!

                              Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
                              I went to one of the Christian Brother schools.
                              A Roman Catholic school?



                              Good Lord, child! How many times were you raped by the clergy there???
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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