Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

[Ian O.]

My name is Ian. My parents raised me in a Russian Orthodox Church. I go every once in a while to make my grandmother happy. I do not consider myself a part of their church. I currently am applying to the Air Force Academy. I want to become a pilot to protect my country!

The King James Bible is the only Bible that truly gives the truth of God and Jesus. My favorite Biblical verse is Luke 10:25-37.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello there!

My name is Ian. My parents raised me in a Russian Orthodox Church. I go every once in a while to make my grandmother happy. I do not consider myself a part of their church. I currently am applying to the Air Force Academy. I want to become a pilot to protect my country!

The King James Bible is the only Bible that truly gives the truth of God and Jesus. My favorite Biblical verse is Luke 10:25-37.

A cautious welcome friend, I'm sorry to here that you've been fed orthodox idol worship lies since you were born. Any interest in learning the Truth(c) about Jesus?

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there!

Of course I do! Why do you think I am here?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello there!

Of course I do! Why do you think I am here?

Good man! Tell me Ian, are you married? How many sons have you got?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello there!

Of course I do! Why do you think I am here?

Have you read the Bible, friend? That's where the Good News© is. It's all in there.

For instance, John 3:18 promises us that those who disagree with us will burn in Hell for all eternity. Isn't that Good News©?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there!

My name is Ian. My parents raised me in a Russian Orthodox Church. I go every once in a while to make my grandmother happy. I do not consider myself a part of their church. I currently am applying to the Air Force Academy. I want to become a pilot to protect my country!

I knew Obama was letting queers into the military, but communists too?

The King James Bible is the only Bible that truly gives the truth of God and Jesus. My favorite Biblical verse is Luke 10:25-37.

The Communist Orthodox "Church" doesn't use the KJV Bible, and I know that for a fact.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there!

Currently I am not married. You are not allowed to be married and be able to join the Air Force Academy at the same time. I spent many weeks pondering which to pick. I came to the conclusion that it would be better to protect God's children in their mission to spread the word and also to be rid of those Satan worshiping Jews.

That is terrific news. I picked that Bible verse because is specifically says Jesus will only save those who believe in him.

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there!

I knew Obama was letting queers into the military, but communists too?



The Communist Orthodox "Church" doesn't use the KJV Bible, and I know that for a fact.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Pastor as I typed in the introductory post I said that I did not consider myself part of their church.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there!

Pastor as I typed in the introductory post I said that I did not consider myself part of their church.

So what church are you a part of? Where did your sudden interest in the KJV Bible come from, comrade?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello there!

That is terrific news. I picked that Bible verse because is specifically says Jesus will only save those who believe in him.

It is only right, and just!

Praise Jesus!

So, how many of those idol icons were you forced to venerate growing up?

Here is one that looks like a woman holding her cooter on a table with an alien baby spying on earth:

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there!

Ah I have left out a very important part! I was in a Christian Middle and High school. These two schools showed me the KJV.

There were so many pictures! It seems that Orthodox members worship the saints more than Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there!

Ah I have left out a very important part! I was in a Christian Middle and High school. These two schools showed me the KJV.

What's the name of your Christian school?

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there!

I went to one of the Christian Brother schools.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Hello there!

Hi Ian

It's a good thing you found us, since you went to that fake church when you were a kid.

JESUS wants to save you so you can go to HEAVEN and be with us when you die!







Tammi

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello there!

I went to one of the Christian Brother schools.

A Roman Catholic school?



Good Lord, child! How many times were you raped by the clergy there???