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Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!
I did a long time ago. It would be a good idea to reread it.
I did a long time ago. It would be a good idea to reread it.
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Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!
Start here, and pay attention this time.Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
The answer is in the Bible (and it's not infinite turtles, like those silly Buddhists thinkOriginally posted by Ian O. View Post
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Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!
It seems the forum doesn't look kindly on you.Comment
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Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!
I assume you're replying to me (if you use the "Quote" button [at the bottom right of each post], it would be clearer).Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
They tolerate me because I've read the Bible, know what it says, and don't argue about it's contents. Some even seem to hold onto a vain hope that I'll someday recognize Jesus as my saviour, though why I'd worship some entity named Jealous in order to save myself from the torment said entity created and fated me to since the beginning of time (approx. 6016 years ago
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Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!
Didymus, I do hold out hope for you, and vainness has nothing to do with it. I simply refuse to believe that someone as intelligent as you can be cast into the Fires of Hell.Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostI assume you're replying to me (if you use the "Quote" button [at the bottom right of each post], it would be clearer).
They tolerate me because I've read the Bible, know what it says, and don't argue about it's contents. Some even seem to hold onto a vain hope that I'll someday recognize Jesus as my saviour, though why I'd worship some entity named Jealous in order to save myself from the torment said entity created and fated me to since the beginning of time (approx. 6016 years ago )...
Someday (soon!!!) I know that you will give up your narcotics and video games and join me in praising Jesus!
(Proverbs 13:12) "Hope deferred maketh the heart sick: but when the desire cometh, it is a tree of life."
YiC,
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Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!
Amen Brother, AmenOriginally posted by Zechariah Smyth View PostDidymus, I do hold out hope for you, and vainness has nothing to do with it. I simply refuse to believe that someone as intelligent as you can be cast into the Fires of Hell.
Someday (soon!!!) I know that you will give up your narcotics and video games and join me in praising Jesus!
(Proverbs 13:12) "Hope deferred maketh the heart sick: but when the desire cometh, it is a tree of life."
YiC,
Zech
PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!
Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?Comment
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Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!
Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View PostDidymus, I do hold out hope for you, and vainness has nothing to do with it. I simply refuse to believe that someone as intelligent as you can be cast into the Fires of Hell.
Someday (soon!!!) I know that you will give up your narcotics and video games and join me in praising Jesus!
(Proverbs 13:12) "Hope deferred maketh the heart sick: but when the desire cometh, it is a tree of life."
YiC,
Zech
Do you know and do you hope? People don't change that often.Comment
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Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!
Originally posted by Ian O. View PostBeing confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it
Philippians 1:6
Our knowledge and our hope is nothing compared to the sovereignty of the LORD.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!
Did the priest interfere with you, regularly?Originally posted by Ian O. View PostMy name is Ian. My parents raised me in a Russian Orthodox Church. I go every once in a while to make my grandmother happy. I do not consider myself a part of their church. I currently am applying to the Air Force Academy. I want to become a pilot to protect my country!
The King James Bible is the only Bible that truly gives the truth of God and Jesus. My favorite Biblical verse is Luke 10:25-37.Comment
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Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!
I never spoke with the priest, so no.Comment
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Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!
I have recently been informed that Didymus is in possession of an advance "beta testing" copy of the upcoming video game "Sweatin' to the REVOLution", Richard Simmons' take on "Dance Dance Revolution", with special narration from Ron Paul.Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
So . . . I'm not so sure he'll be coming around to Jesus any time soon.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!
Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View PostDo you have any idea the amount of high-quality narcotics it would take to get me on the beta squad for that?!?Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
Those shorts...
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Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!
I always knew you were into the drugs. That's why you can't find Jesus, when He is sitting right in front of you.Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostDo you have any idea the amount of high-quality narcotics it would take to get me on the beta squad for that?!?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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