my intruduction

[Christianzionist]

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Hello my Sami friend, I am glad that your country is still being Christianized, and I hope you help finish the Godly task at hand.

YIC,

CZ

[Pim Pendergast]

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Welcome, Juliet

I am glad to see that you are submissive to your husband. But do you also keep your head covered when you pray (I Cor 11:5)? Otherwise you would only be half keeping the commandment of Paul.

[Deaner]

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thank you to everybody! so kind of you!

Dear Juliet;

Welcome to our forum. You seem to be very sincere in your search for Christ. I would like to ask you some questions as satan's minions are constantly trying to invade our sacred space on the internet...

1. How old are you and do you have any naked pictures of yourself? (confess to Christ and you shall be forgiven).

2. Have you ever been involved in any sexual activities with men or women? Do you have pictures or videos of any such activity? If yes, please forward them to any Pastor or True Christian so we may evaluate the level of sin (if any).

3. Do you know what an "orgasm" is?

4. Do you know what a "penis" is?

5. Would you sell your body for Christ? If yes (or no) how much would you charge?

6. Are you open to negotiation?

Please try to be as honest as you can. We are here to save; not condemn. If you are feeling shy, please send your answers to me via private message. I guarantee they will remain confidential and not be shared amongst the non-existent secret Administrator forums. Please let me know if you have any concerns.

YIC

Deaner

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. What church does your husband take you to? I assume you have his permission to be posting here?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[juliet]

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thank you to everybody! so kind of you!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome! Always nice to see another lady who knows how to honor the LORD!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear friend:

I welcome you in Christ's abundant love. I am glad that your favorite Bible verse is one that the hippy liberal feminazis keep screaming at people not to follow.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome! I am happy to see you have not wasted time on an education and instead focused on producing children for Jesus and keeping a tidy home. I bet you make a terrific deep fried blubber hoagie.

[juliet]

dear ladies and dear gentlemen, My name is Juliet, I am a 28 christian woman, proud wife and mother of 4 kids (now wxpecting the 5th).
this is my favourit:

Ephesian 5:23
Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church