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  • #1

    my intruduction

    dear ladies and dear gentlemen, My name is Juliet, I am a 28 christian woman, proud wife and mother of 4 kids (now wxpecting the 5th).
    this is my favourit:

    Ephesian 5:23
    Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church
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    Welcome! I am happy to see you have not wasted time on an education and instead focused on producing children for Jesus and keeping a tidy home. I bet you make a terrific deep fried blubber hoagie.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
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      Dear friend:

      I welcome you in Christ's abundant love. I am glad that your favorite Bible verse is one that the hippy liberal feminazis keep screaming at people not to follow.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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      • #4
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        Welcome! Always nice to see another lady who knows how to honor the LORD!
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
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          thank you to everybody! so kind of you!

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          • #6
            Re: my intruduction

            Welcome to God's favorite forum. What church does your husband take you to? I assume you have his permission to be posting here?

            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by juliet View Post
              thank you to everybody! so kind of you!
              Dear Juliet;

              Welcome to our forum. You seem to be very sincere in your search for Christ. I would like to ask you some questions as satan's minions are constantly trying to invade our sacred space on the internet...

              1. How old are you and do you have any naked pictures of yourself? (confess to Christ and you shall be forgiven).

              2. Have you ever been involved in any sexual activities with men or women? Do you have pictures or videos of any such activity? If yes, please forward them to any Pastor or True Christian so we may evaluate the level of sin (if any).

              3. Do you know what an "orgasm" is?

              4. Do you know what a "penis" is?

              5. Would you sell your body for Christ? If yes (or no) how much would you charge?

              6. Are you open to negotiation?

              Please try to be as honest as you can. We are here to save; not condemn. If you are feeling shy, please send your answers to me via private message. I guarantee they will remain confidential and not be shared amongst the non-existent secret Administrator forums. Please let me know if you have any concerns.

              YIC

              Deaner

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              • #8
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                Welcome, Juliet

                I am glad to see that you are submissive to your husband. But do you also keep your head covered when you pray (I Cor 11:5)? Otherwise you would only be half keeping the commandment of Paul.
                sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                • #9
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                  Hello my Sami friend, I am glad that your country is still being Christianized, and I hope you help finish the Godly task at hand.

                  YIC,

                  CZ

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