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  • #1

    Hello my blessed friends

    Hey everybody!

    I've been blessed with 31 good years here on earth and I live my life by the words of the Bible to be saved from damnation. I moved to just outside Freehold recently from Ames, IA where I went to church in Heartland Baptist Church. I can however already see that the commitment and worship here truely outshines my previous community.

    A few facts about myself:

    My favorite bible quote: So many to choose from, but must be: "Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore." -Psalm 16:11 (A popular choice - I know - but words of wisdom nevertheless)

    Hours studying the Bible per week: 10-12

    Job: Bookkeeper

    Other hobbies: Hunting, fishing, community work

    First time I truely felt God: About 10 years ago I woke up lying in bed and I had this strange feeling in my head. Lying there trying to figure out what this could be, because I never felt this way before. I went through alot trials and temptations those years but nothing of it could be compared to what I experienced one morning. It was like I was going stark mad, like I could run through a wall because of the kind of oppression I felt. I tried my best to get ready for work and I managed to do a full day. When I got home though, I couldn’t stand it anymore, I broke out it tears before the Lord, asking Him to heal me of this. Immediately I felt something touching the inside of my head, and the oppression left instantly. I was and am so happy for what the Lord has done and is still doing in my life. Praise His wonderful name for healing this Demon oppression.

    I hope you will open your arms and let me in to your blessed community. I'm a man of Faith and I can furthermore testify to you, like Jesus did in John 8:14, I'm not a bastard and my stones and privy member are fully intact (Deuteronomy 23:1-2).

    Brother Jared
    "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)
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  • #2
    Re: Hello my blessed friends

    Friend, I cautiously welcome you. You seem to be Landover material, but often those who seem to walk with Jesus are really just lying atheists trying to persecute us. I hope that is not the case with you.
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    • #3
      Re: Hello my blessed friends

      I am very sorry about my inaccuracy before and referring to Colossians 3:13 I ask for forgiveness. I recently moved to Des Moines but I hope one day to live with God's Elect in Freehold.

      I assure you I'm strong in Faith and not an atheist, as they shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone (Revelation 21:8).
      "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)

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      • #4
        Re: Hello my blessed friends

        I second brother Portway's cautiously extended warm welcome, but let me add that it's nice to find a new arrival that can actually spell and form coherent sentences and paragraphs!

        Welcome, Jared.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello my blessed friends

          Hello Jared! I will throw caution to the wind and welcome you outright...I'm in a crazy mood.

          What is your favorite game to hunt, friend?

          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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          • #6
            Re: Hello my blessed friends

            Originally posted by Brother Jared View Post
            I am very sorry about my inaccuracy before and referring to Colossians 3:13 I ask for forgiveness. I recently moved to Des Moines but I hope one day to live with God's Elect in Freehold.

            I assure you I'm strong in Faith and not an atheist, as they shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone (Revelation 21:8).
            Ah, Des Moines. Such a hive of scum and villainy. But it is in Iowa, God's Favorite State(c). At least you don't live in Europe!
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            Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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            • #7
              Re: Hello my blessed friends

              I'm most thankful for your warm welcomes!

              I always hunt by the words of God e.g. Proverbs 12:27. My favorite game would be elk or white-tailed deer. What is yours, my friend?
              "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)

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              • #8
                Re: Hello my blessed friends

                Feral pigs.
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                • #9
                  Re: Hello my blessed friends

                  Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                  Ah, Des Moines. Such a hive of scum and villainy. But it is in Iowa, God's Favorite State©. At least you don't live in Europe!
                  Yes, I hope to bring some positive influence on all the heathens and sinners here (cf. Mark 16:15). Unlike the wastelands of Europe, there is at least a sanctuary nearby here, namely Freehold.
                  "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello my blessed friends

                    I was worried, for a second I thought I could detecty a tinge of an accent from Copenhagendaz
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello my blessed friends

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      I was worried, for a second I thought I could detecty a tinge of an accent from Copenhagendaz
                      I have Northern European roots, but please don't let that or any other things mislead you, dear friend. We both know God hates that place (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=43415).
                      "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello my blessed friends

                        And your wife never served you blubber? Because I smell blubber on you, pal.

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                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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