[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi, all.

Rosa was laughing at you, not with you.

[tommy]

Re: Hi, all.

Fatness is bad. It causes diabetes, cardivascular desieses...

Jesus was thin, why shouldn't we be?

[tommy]

Re: Hi, all.

I have mixed up topics.

Oh, oh, silly me...

[Arethusa]

Re: Hi, all.

Pardon the listing but I had a point to make: you are blind
and Jamaicans are fatties too.

So you are fat and blind but otherwise OK.
I love you for your avatar too.

Most of America and Canuckda is now as fat as the proverbial
Christmas Goose.

I wonder, when Jesus comes, if he will be displeased, having to hoist
so many larders Home?

This is why I am lean and trim.
Because I respect my Lord. Because Jesus is not fat
I will not be fat.

Satan, on the other hand, loves to fry fat people.
Fatly unsaved sinners save satan from his needing to buy oil.

Cheers to Arethusa.

Peter


PS:
You are shapely-thin, right?


PPS:

I would make just one offering to satan, if you're reading, satan, as you do.
I know distributors of that breading coating branded here as "Shake 'n Bake".
And if you'd like a good deal on volume acquisitons, go to see them satan,
go satan, go




to a Pantecostal Sinday service, of course!

Actually there was a recent study released where the number of people becoming overweight has decreased, but I only skimmed the headline, so take that for what it's worth.

I am "shapely" thin but it's more because I like being slender as opposed to wishing to copy Jesus' look. Abraham and Noah always looked kinda chunky in my illustrated Bible...

I'm glad you like my avatar.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Hi, all.

(sigh)

I wish I could have a lovely avatar.

I think I will go snap my frame'd portrait of great great Uncle Jesper,
and try that out as an avatar. He was a serious fellow.

Had piles.


Fond regards to you,

Peter

[Clown Boy]

Re: Hi, all.

I agree with your first three sentences. Now tell us again that you know nothing at all about the "Satan" and "Belial" IDs being used on the forum. You are definitely Belial, but Satan seems a bit too literate and intelligent to be you.

Aw, thanks Eno, I'm flattered. Now let me change my name.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hi, all.

Aw, thanks Eno, I'm flattered. Now let me change my name.

What do you want it changed to?

[Clown Boy]

Re: Hi, all.

What do you want it changed to?

Clown. And you're not Eno!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hi, all.

Clown. And you're not Eno!

OK, wait until Eno comes by then. I doubt he will change it after your smart-mouth. In fact, I think it's time for you to go back into quarantine.

[hellion]

Re: Hi, all.

OK, wait until Eno comes by then. I doubt he will change it after your smart-mouth. In fact, I think it's time for you to go back into quarantine.

Oh come on, Al. Why'd you throw my buddy back in prison?

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Hi, all.

Oh come on, Al. Why'd you throw my buddy back in prison?

You mean being the friend of a blasphemous sinner (you) and being one himself isn't reason enough?

You're lucky you aren't in prison as you call it yourself. Heck, you are both lucky you haven't been banned.

Turn or burn, sinner. Jesus's patience has a limit.

[hellion]

Re: Hi, all.

You mean being the friend of a blasphemous sinner (you) and being one himself isn't reason enough?

You're lucky you aren't in prison as you call it yourself. Heck, you are both lucky you haven't been banned.

Turn or burn, sinner. Jesus's patience has a limit.

You don't take persecution very well, do you? Even Emo said we could be on the forums to argue religion. Think of it this way, it'll keep you on your toes. Faith-wise, that is.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hi, all.

You don't take persecution very well, do you? Even Emo said we could be on the forums to argue religion. Think of it this way, it'll keep you on your toes. Faith-wise, that is.

Eno is very soft-hearted. Clown can come back when she decides to show some respect to her betters.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hi, all.

Eno is very soft-hearted. Clown can come back when she decides to show some respect to her betters.

The entire human race, in other words?

[hellion]

Re: Hi, all.

Eno is very soft-hearted. Clown can come back when she decides to show some respect to her betters.

Clown's a guy. And Clown only shows respect when you show him respect. So let him out and he'll start respecting you more. He'll argue his beliefs, but he won't call you a dick. Unless you insult him first, that is.