[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi, all.

Well, excuse me for not following your chest-thumping, testosterone-fueled vision of what a "real man" should be. Maybe you should check out organizations like the National Organization for Men Against Sexism.

My Mexican housekeeper, Rosa, was dusting the monitor and started laughing.

I asked why.

"NO MAS!" she cackled. "NO MAS!!"

Not understanding her demon tongue, I thrashed her with my Brooks Brothers belt until her hysterics subsided, and she could explain.

"National Organization for Men Against Sexism. NOMAS. In the Espanol, 'no mas' mean 'no more'!"

At this point, I not only understood her humor, but also saw that, though raised by demon Messicans, Rosa has the potential to be Second-Tier Saved(r) as well. This is a good thing; after all, who's going to clean our mansions in Heaven?

Verily, I witnessed unto Rosa until she fell to her knees and gulped down the sweet love of Jesus!

Sorry, I seem to have gone off on a tangent. But even Rosa is more of a man than DIM-Bulb over here.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi, all.

They all went both ways at the drop of a hat.

Jesus has suddenly made the connection clear in my mind.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=18174&postcount=4

[Arethusa]

Re: Hi, all.

My Mexican housekeeper, Rosa, was dusting the monitor and started laughing.

I asked why.

"NO MAS!" she cackled. "NO MAS!!"

Not understanding her demon tongue, I thrashed her with my Brooks Brothers belt until her hysterics subsided, and she could explain.

"National Organization for Men Against Sexism. NOMAS. In the Espanol, 'no mas' mean 'no more'!"

At this point, I not only understood her humor, but also saw that, though raised by demon Messicans, Rosa has the potential to be Second-Tier Saved(r) as well. This is a good thing; after all, who's going to clean our mansions in Heaven?

Verily, I witnessed unto Rosa until she fell to her knees and gulped down the sweet love of Jesus!

Sorry, I seem to have gone off on a tangent. But even Rosa is more of a man than DIM-Bulb over here.

Second tier? They are tiers now? I don't remember hearing about tiers at Sunday School.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi, all.

Second tier? They are tiers now? I don't remember hearing about tiers at Sunday School.

Smoking a "doobie" behind Denny's on the Lord's Day with your Rastafarian sex-crazed pot fiend "friends" may educate you in carnal ways, but does not count as Sunday School.

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

Re: Hi, all.

"National Organization for Men Against Sexism. NOMAS. In the Espanol, 'no mas' mean 'no more'!"

That's right — "no more" as in no more sexism. It's nice to see that someone here gets it.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hi, all.

Second tier? They are tiers now? I don't remember hearing about tiers at Sunday School.

You've never read the Bible verses about being greatest or least in the Kingdom of Heaven? Just what do they teach you in Angler-can't Sunday school?

[Arethusa]

Re: Hi, all.

Smoking a "doobie" behind Denny's on the Lord's Day with your Rastafarian sex-crazed pot fiend "friends" may educate you in carnal ways, but does not count as Sunday School.

Denny's? We don't have that crappy fastfood place in Jamaica or Canada. And I don't have any rastafarian friends. Or any that are sex-crazed. I won't even get into the rest. Good lord, kind of people do you know? Do you live in the ghetto?

You've never read the Bible verses about being greatest or least in the Kingdom of Heaven? Just what do they teach you in Angler-can't Sunday school?

Sure but I thought it was Jesus' circuitous way of saying, "Mind your own beeswax, just try to reserve your cloud spot before you starting worrying about position and fringe benefits." Which was another way of saying, "You're all gonna be kneeling at my feet so it won't matter."

No?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hi, all.

Denny's? We don't have that crappy fastfood place in Jamaica or Canada. And I don't have any rastafarian friends. Or any that are sex-crazed. I won't even get into the rest. Good lord, kind of people do you know? Do you live in the ghetto?

JAMAICA and CANADA ?!?!?!? Good lord!

Sure but I thought it was Jesus' circuitous way of saying, "Mind your own beeswax, just try to reserve your cloud spot before you starting worrying about position and fringe benefits." Which was another way of saying, "You're all gonna be kneeling at my feet so it won't matter."

No?

Oui! That's it exactly! Except WE have seats.

[Arethusa]

Re: Hi, all.

Jamaica is a nice place. Mostly.

Kneeling at His feet in chairs will be very awkward, I would think. (Did you just use a french word pastor? I don't think that's Jesus-approved.)

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hi, all.

Jamaica is a nice place. Mostly.

Kneeling at His feet in chairs will be very awkward, I would think. (Did you just use a french word pastor? I don't think that's Jesus-approved.)

No, JESUS hates frenchies, but we sometimes have to send spies to Quebec to prepare for the coming invasion of Canuckistan.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hi, all.

Denny's? We don't have that crappy fastfood place in Jamaica or Canada.

No Denny's in Canada? I'm sure that these people will be disappointed to learn that.

[Arethusa]

Re: Hi, all.

No Denny's in Canada? I'm sure that these people will be disappointed to learn that.

Wow, they do exist. My apologies. I don't patronize fast food establishments so I'm not up-to-date on all the locations were fatties eat.

There definitely isn't any in Jamaica though.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Hi, all.

Wow, they do exist. My apologies. I don't patronize fast food establishments so I'm not up-to-date on all the locations were fatties eat.

There definitely isn't any in Jamaica though.

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[Arethusa]

Re: Hi, all.

Poetic Peter, what would I do without you?

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Hi, all.

Pardon the listing but I had a point to make: you are blind
and Jamaicans are fatties too.

So you are fat and blind but otherwise OK.
I love you for your avatar too.

Most of America and Canuckda is now as fat as the proverbial
Christmas Goose.

I wonder, when Jesus comes, if he will be displeased, having to hoist
so many larders Home?

This is why I am lean and trim.
Because I respect my Lord. Because Jesus is not fat
I will not be fat.

Satan, on the other hand, loves to fry fat people.
Fatly unsaved sinners save satan from his needing to buy oil.

Cheers to Arethusa.

Peter


PS:
You are shapely-thin, right?


PPS:

I would make just one offering to satan, if you're reading, satan, as you do.
I know distributors of that breading coating branded here as "Shake 'n Bake".
And if you'd like a good deal on volume acquisitons, go to see them satan,
go satan, go




to a Pantecostal Sinday service, of course!