[James Hutchins]

Re: Introduction

Isabel, you have been selected to win a weekend trip to Rev. Osborne's Brentwood Ca ranch. Please PM me a picture of your passport. Apparently the last winner was not of age (I certainly thought she was older than 15) and there was a little 'issue'.
This part of the kind Reverends 'Reach Out and Touch a Minority' program.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction

I don't mean to sound uppity, but my love for the Lord pushes me into realms of spiritually that are difficult to enter

Dark vistas of forbidden terror, I expect.

[Isabel G]

Re: Introduction

I half Puerto Rican? But they're mixed-race anyway. What does that make her, an octoroon?

Do they even count as humans?

I'm pretty sure they all worship Cthulhu and enjoy tentacle rape pornography, waiting for their "transformation" when they will all have tentacles, too.

I know you're suspicious of me Reverend, but the fact is that the kind of things I go through aren't things I'd be able to go through alone, and I have no issue sharing my testimony. I made it through things that the majority of American society just won't see in their lives except on the news- and God brought me through. You weren't there when He did it for me. You weren't there when the doctors looked at my 8 year old self barely clinging to life one day and leaving the hospital in a week. I was there. I LIVED grace

I don't mean to sound uppity, but my love for the Lord pushes me into realms of spiritually that are difficult to enter, at the same time it's literal- I was not supposed to live to be nineteen according to humans. I should have died at the age of eight. But Jesus let me live, then He made me a dildo addict, then He cured me again.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction

Rest easy Reverend. She is not some sort of Queeropean. According to the DOF, she a half Puerto Rican who comes from a criminal background that lives in Brooklyn. Her father tried to kill her mother and she survived some sort of medical emergency when she was eight.

I doubt she even knows the legend of the mythical country of Belgum.

I half Puerto Rican? But they're mixed-race anyway. What does that make her, an octoroon?

Do they even count as humans?

I'm pretty sure they all worship Cthulhu and enjoy tentacle rape pornography, waiting for their "transformation" when they will all have tentacles, too.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Introduction

Probably because, as I pointed out in your own intro thread, your chosen username is three letters short of declaring yourself an irrational European from an imaginary country.

Is A Belg-ian, indeed!

Rest easy Reverend. She is not some sort of Queeropean. According to the DOF, she a half Puerto Rican who comes from a criminal background that lives in Brooklyn. Her father tried to kill her mother and she survived some sort of medical emergency when she was eight.

I doubt she even knows the legend of the mythical country of Belgum.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Introduction

Why don't you trust her? She was thoroughly vetted by our Department of Faith and she passed with flying colors! Angelie, I hope you're not jealous of her, because jealousy is a sin.

By nature women do not trust each other. They instinctively know that other women are in competition to snare a manly True Christian(tm) into their craven wombs.

It is part of their hateful nature to be jealous.

YIC

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction

Why don't you trust me? You accepted my friend request, doesn't that mean you want to be my friend? Please don't be stuck up, just because you're so pretty. I really want you to like me!

Probably because, as I pointed out in your own intro thread, your chosen username is three letters short of declaring yourself an irrational European from an imaginary country.

Is A Belg-ian, indeed!

[Isabel G]

Re: Introduction

I haven't come to the point that I consider you very trustworthy (or trustworthy at all), so I will not be sharing any of my pictures with you.

Why don't you trust me? You accepted my friend request, doesn't that mean you want to be my friend? Please don't be stuck up, just because you're so pretty. I really want you to like me!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Introduction

I haven't come to the point that I consider you very trustworthy (or trustworthy at all), so I will not be sharing any of my pictures with you.

Why don't you trust her? She was thoroughly vetted by our Department of Faith and she passed with flying colors! Angelie, I hope you're not jealous of her, because jealousy is a sin.

[Angelie]

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That's too bad, since you're so pretty and all. Do you have any other pictures of yourself that you could post? I wish God made me as pretty as He made you!

I haven't come to the point that I consider you very trustworthy (or trustworthy at all), so I will not be sharing any of my pictures with you.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Introduction

That's too bad, since you're so pretty and all. Do you have any other pictures of yourself that you could post? I wish God made me as pretty as He made you!

Careful! You'll end up fantasising that you are an anime girl next.

The last thing a good Christian woman should be doing is looking enviously on another woman's beauty. Especially one as desirable to the opposite sex as Angelie. Look how fast she found her future husband after we suggested she was getting stale on the shelf. That's really rapid betrothal.

[Isabel G]

Re: Introduction

I don't have a web cam anymore. It broke and I never went to get a new one.

That's too bad, since you're so pretty and all. Do you have any other pictures of yourself that you could post? I wish God made me as pretty as He made you!

[Angelie]

Re: Introduction

So nice to see such a fresh-faced young lass coming to know the Lord! Tell me, Angelie, do you have a Web cam? I find they're very useful for fellowshipping with other Christians when you can't find a good church in your area.

I don't have a web cam anymore. It broke and I never went to get a new one.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Introduction

Oh, you don't know how those words are music to my ears! You're reminding me of the time I organized a dildo burning in one of Pacifica's public parks. Only a few people showed up with dildos to add to the fire, and I unfortunately got arrested.

They were going to charge me with lewd conduct in the presence of a minor, based on some busybody parent's claim that I was "waving dildos around" in full view of a playground. Fortunately, I only wound up having to pay a fine for burning without a permit.

[Isabel G]

Re: Introduction

I'm not unreachable for Jesus, I'm just slightly insane. And I totally don't bite. I used to use dildos - duh.
The fact is, I believe in miracles, I believe in signs and wonders, I believe in the power of the Holy Ghost, yes I do believe.

I believe in miracles, I believe in signs and wonders, yes I do. I have lived Grace. The Lord saved me from my dildo addiction. He was my proxy, he intervened on my behalf.