[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Introduction

Hello Pastor. Yes, there's lots of Jews and Puerto Ricans here. Did you know that there's even some half Jew, half Puerto Ricans too? Most of them are total sluts that drink rum all the time.

To Mr. Redeemed Papist. New York is a big place. Ive read through the forums and noticed a bunch of banned slutty girls from Brooklyn. They all seem practically like they're the same person almost. But you know what, that's because all the girls (almost) in Brooklyn are unsaved sluts.

I guess one piece of unsaved trash drooling in the gutter muttering sadly about entirely self-constructed and therefore impotent Jesus figures if they have anything to say about Jesus at all looks much like another. I doubt any of them are racially pure, for starters.

[Isabel G]

Re: Introduction

I've never been hit, but I get shot at all the time. I guess it's just because I'm so beautiful and talented that other people are super jealous of me. I'm very tall and slim and athletic, like one of those Japanese anime characters.

To Mr. Redeemed Papist:
I know Jesus loves me and that I am part of His Master Plan. He is forgiving of all sins as long as you believe in Him. I'm very glad that I'm not a short, crazy, overweight half-breed mongrel like most Brooklyn sluts. But Jesus forgives them too, since he forgives everybody, no matter how ugly and fat and untalented they are,

blessings,

Isabel G from Brooklyn

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Introduction

To Mr. Redeemed Papist:
I know Jesus loves me and that I am part of His Master Plan. He is forgiving of all sins as long as you believe in Him. I'm very glad that I'm not a short, crazy, overweight half-breed mongrel like most Brooklyn sluts. But Jesus forgives them too, since he forgives everybody, no matter how ugly and fat and untalented they are,

Thank the Lord for that! You've no idea how tiresome it would be to have yet another crazy, probably autistic bloated wannabe literary genius trying to get under the skin of real Christians by pretending to actually worship God in a Biblical way. They seem to breed like flies in that city.

[Faith_Machine]

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I'm very tall and slim and athletic, like one of those Japanese anime characters.

Well I certainly hope that's the only thing you have in common with anime girls!

[James Hutchins]

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Ever been shot? I've heard most people in Brooklyn have been shot at at least twice in their lives.

That is very true Pastor.
All of the 'females' (I assume they were females but they all had hairly lips) talk about 'going down on a 38'. I assume that means being shot.

[Levi Jones]

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Ever been shot? I've heard most people in Brooklyn have been shot at at least twice in their lives.

That's just an average week in the Rotten Apple. I have heard of people being shot twice in one week there.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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That's just an average week in the Rotten Apple. I have heard of people being shot twice in one week there.

Amen Associate Pastor!

That town is full of unsaved scum! They're either shooting or getting shot at!

[Isabel G]

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I'm not unreachable for Jesus, I'm just slightly insane. And I totally don't bite. I used to use dildos - duh.
The fact is, I believe in miracles, I believe in signs and wonders, I believe in the power of the Holy Ghost, yes I do believe.

I believe in miracles, I believe in signs and wonders, yes I do. I have lived Grace. The Lord saved me from my dildo addiction. He was my proxy, he intervened on my behalf.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Introduction

Oh, you don't know how those words are music to my ears! You're reminding me of the time I organized a dildo burning in one of Pacifica's public parks. Only a few people showed up with dildos to add to the fire, and I unfortunately got arrested.

They were going to charge me with lewd conduct in the presence of a minor, based on some busybody parent's claim that I was "waving dildos around" in full view of a playground. Fortunately, I only wound up having to pay a fine for burning without a permit.

[Angelie]

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So nice to see such a fresh-faced young lass coming to know the Lord! Tell me, Angelie, do you have a Web cam? I find they're very useful for fellowshipping with other Christians when you can't find a good church in your area.

I don't have a web cam anymore. It broke and I never went to get a new one.

[Isabel G]

Re: Introduction

I don't have a web cam anymore. It broke and I never went to get a new one.

That's too bad, since you're so pretty and all. Do you have any other pictures of yourself that you could post? I wish God made me as pretty as He made you!

[Redeemed Papist]

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That's too bad, since you're so pretty and all. Do you have any other pictures of yourself that you could post? I wish God made me as pretty as He made you!

Careful! You'll end up fantasising that you are an anime girl next.

The last thing a good Christian woman should be doing is looking enviously on another woman's beauty. Especially one as desirable to the opposite sex as Angelie. Look how fast she found her future husband after we suggested she was getting stale on the shelf. That's really rapid betrothal.

[Angelie]

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That's too bad, since you're so pretty and all. Do you have any other pictures of yourself that you could post? I wish God made me as pretty as He made you!

I haven't come to the point that I consider you very trustworthy (or trustworthy at all), so I will not be sharing any of my pictures with you.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I haven't come to the point that I consider you very trustworthy (or trustworthy at all), so I will not be sharing any of my pictures with you.

Why don't you trust her? She was thoroughly vetted by our Department of Faith and she passed with flying colors! Angelie, I hope you're not jealous of her, because jealousy is a sin.

[Isabel G]

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I haven't come to the point that I consider you very trustworthy (or trustworthy at all), so I will not be sharing any of my pictures with you.

Why don't you trust me? You accepted my friend request, doesn't that mean you want to be my friend? Please don't be stuck up, just because you're so pretty. I really want you to like me!