[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I'm not, I just haven't found my future husband yet. My father passed away last August.

You clearly need a husband to guide you through life, fast! Isn't there a male role model in your family or a Pastor who can get you a husband as soon as possible?

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

You clearly need a husband to guide you through life, fast! Isn't there a male role model in your family or a Pastor who can get you a husband as soon as possible?

I'm sure God is waiting for the right time to present me to my husband.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I'm sure God is waiting for the right time to present me to my husband.

What is stopping you from attracting a virile young Christian man?

Are you queer, fat or ugly? If not the Bible very clearly says you should wed and produce strapping young sons.

What's the problem?

YIC

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

What is stopping you from attracting a virile young Christian man?

Are you queer, fat or ugly? If not the Bible very clearly says you should wed and produce strapping young sons.

What's the problem?

YIC

I'm currently dating a nice Christian man. If it works out, we may get married.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I'm sure God is waiting for the right time to present me to my husband.

Nonsense. God has already selected your husband, but you are refusing to do your part. Go to your Pastor as soon as possible and get this fixed! A death father is never an excuse to disobey the Holy Bible.


1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I'm currently dating a nice Christian man. If it works out, we may get married.

If he is a good Christian (nice means accurate, for goodness sake) why are you not wed and pregnant?

Is he, shall we say, limp wristed?

YIC

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

If he is a good Christian (nice means accurate, for goodness sake) why are you not wed and pregnant?

Is he, shall we say, limp wristed?

YIC

He is a good straight Christian man.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

He is a good straight Christian man.

Does your fiancee check your ramblings before you post them here?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

Anna, I must say that you are acting much more sensibly than you were this morning. I know that sometimes the love we show newcomers can be a little overwhelming, but I think you just might be strong enough to bask in the Glory of Jesus forever.



Read your Bible, listen to the True Christians(tm) here, and dangit see about getting betrothed!

YiC,

Zech

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

Does your fiancee check your ramblings before you post them here?

No, he's never been inside my bedroom, which is where I keep my computer.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

No, he's never been inside my bedroom, which is where I keep my computer.

Please tell your fiancee what you are doing here now! You need to start obeying your soon-to-be husband and he clearly needs to spend more time watching your every move. You are clear proof that women cannot control themselves when there isn't a man around.

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

Please tell your fiancee what you are doing here now! You need to start obeying your soon-to-be husband and he clearly needs to spend more time watching your every move. You are clear proof that women cannot control themselves when there isn't a man around.

He approves.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

He approves.

I am glad to hear that. I almost went to Jesus there.

When are you getting married?

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I am glad to hear that. I almost went to Jesus there.

When are you getting married?

I don't know. He hasn't asked me to marry him yet. We've only known each other for a short while. I'm sure he will at the right time.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I don't know. He hasn't asked me to marry him yet. We've only known each other for a short while. I'm sure he will at the right time.

Tell him to hurry. Women need guidance. Especially with death fathers.