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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23765
    #31
    Re: Hello There.

    Originally posted by Gallarean View Post
    The way that I decide what is and isn't literal is that I pray and listen to my heart to tell me. While I believe homosexuality is wrong I think rather than kill them we should try to change them and give them chances to be in heaven.
    What if I prayed and felt God was telling me to baptize my children as infants? What if I thought God laid in on my heart to leave my husband for another man? Or another woman??? What if I truly felt right about not submitting to my husband and refusing to let him correct my many silly, feminine faults? Goodness, I might just convince myself that it's God telling me to don a golden, chain clad bikini and tromp around like Princess Leah from Star Wars, and stuff dollar bills where the sun don't shine! Sure, we could call that Christian, too!

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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