[LostSucker]

Re: New user and wanna be christian who is utterly cluess and dense

Dude, these guys believe in the bible word for word exactly as it says bible.

They think that to be a Christian means following the bible rather than, you know, just being nice.

Sorry I came on strong but most people don't realise that these guys think that just cause it says so in the bible it has anything to do with being Christian.

Go figure.

Yeah dude, its retarded. It's almost as if they're purposely trying to be stupid...
Earth is flat. World is 6000 years old. Sun is 500 miles away. Gays are the Devil. Remember and recite every single line in the Bible. Bible is right because it says so. Like...why? People aren't barbaric like they used to, so if they have the balls, why don't the extremists execute a gay in public? If they're serious, then why don't they do it?

[LostSucker]

Re: New user and wanna be christian who is utterly cluess and dense

Racism is not tolerated here, pal

YIC

I've seen you, you cut out parts of their posts and you make a horrendously lame joke out of it. The amount of propaganda on this forum is disturbing.
Racism obviously is tolerated, so long as one loves god huh? You saw that redneck before, read his posts over, I can find so many racist parts in it.
And Christianity says "Kill all gays" and while they are not a race, are a part in society and are therefore being discriminated against by christians.
You, Laurence, are a brainwashed no life asshole.

[LostSucker]

Re: New user and wanna be christian who is utterly cluess and dense

Haha look at me I'm funny like Laurence Niles hey look at me!
Hey hey Laurence, Laurence... Guess what your occupation is.....
You're an
ANALRAPIST!!!
Haha get it, he's an analyst therapist!
Yet even in my lame jokes I am funnier than you.
That must be fun for you, analraping people. You did make an A+ effort trying to get people to think rape is even remotely acceptable!
This forum sickens me...

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: New user and wanna be christian who is utterly cluess and dense

I've seen you, you cut out parts of their posts and you make a horrendously lame joke out of it. The amount of propaganda on this forum is disturbing.
Racism obviously is tolerated, so long as one loves god huh? You saw that redneck before, read his posts over, I can find so many racist parts in it.
And Christianity says "Kill all gays" and while they are not a race, are a part in society and are therefore being discriminated against by christians.
You, Laurence, are a brainwashed no life asshole.

But Christianity does say that we should kill the gaywise.

Leviticus 20:13*If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

I don't get it. Are you trying to say that Christianity is an appalling hate filled, xenophobic pressure group and no one in their right mind would beleive in it for any sane reason or are you a bigot?

YIC

[LostSucker]

Re: New user and wanna be christian who is utterly cluess and dense

But Christianity does say that we should kill the gaywise.

Leviticus 20:13*If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

I don't get it. Are you trying to say that Christianity is an appalling hate filled, xenophobic pressure group and no one in their right mind would beleive in it for any sane reason or are you a bigot?

YIC

Like I wrote before, the times are much less barbaric, and if you are so true to the bible, execute a homosexual, video it and post it. What I'm saying is, is that True Christian is just another way of saying extremist Christian.
Now explain why you're not an extremist.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New user and wanna be christian who is utterly cluess and dense

I take back absolutely everything I said. Obviously, this website is filled with people who are black in their hearts. You are extremists, and it is as simple as that.

I'm an extremist for telling you that lying about the Bible is sin?

Oh you called me a twat, please tell me further how capitalising atheism is a sin. Have you even considered that, maybe just maybe, it was a typo?

I never said it was a sin, I said it makes you look like an ignorant, yet pretentious, twat. And no, I never considered it was a typo.

You're one to jump to conclusions without hearing any argument and you are a terrible person. Even if god lets you inside his so called paradise, you are still a bad person for not accepting people. You will have no true friends for that matter, because EVERYTHING has to be the way you want it to be huh?

NO, everything has to be the way God commands it.

I accept people, why can't you, because God says so?

Now you're getting it. He says to execute them, and that He will not allow them into Heaven. End of story.

ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY in this forum that said that it was God who wrote it. Even you said that God knows what is written in the bible and can change it.

Which is not the same as saying He wrote it.

You atheists aren't very bright, are you?

[LostSucker]

Re: New user and wanna be christian who is utterly cluess and dense

I'm an extremist for telling you that lying about the Bible is sin?


I never said it was a sin, I said it makes you look like an ignorant, yet pretentious, twat. And no, I never considered it was a typo.

NO, everything has to be the way God commands it.

Now you're getting it. He says to execute them, and that He will not allow them into Heaven. End of story.


Which is not the same as saying He wrote it.

You atheists aren't very bright, are you?

Learn at least 8th grade Biology, then come back and speak to me.
You are an extremist because you take everything the bible says to an extreme. And the thought of a God is just like the thought of magic. Its invisible and we can't see it and its supernatural.
I could go on and on but you have one and one comeback only:
"The bible says so, you will burn in a lake of fire". I will show people this forum and even my Christian friends will laugh at you.
And how can you not consider it to be a typo? You jump to conclusions.
I challenge you to argue against me without using the word "Bible" even once in your post. If you fail to do so, I will claim immediate victory against an extremist like yourself.
Do you get it? This is the final straw, if you fail to carry out your task, I will win and leave this thread to rot. It is ultimately up to you.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: New user and wanna be christian who is utterly cluess and dense

Like I wrote before, the times are much less barbaric, and if you are so true to the bible, execute a homosexual, video it and post it. What I'm saying is, is that True Christian is just another way of saying extremist Christian.
Now explain why you're not an extremist.

The Bible(KJV1611) tells us to obey the laws of the land.

1 Peter 2:13*Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;

So until that nice Mr Romney romps home and I can emigrate to the US I'm bound by my faith not to brake the secular law.

Things will be different in November, I assure you.

YIC

[LostSucker]

Re: New user and wanna be christian who is utterly cluess and dense

The Bible(KJV1611) tells us to obey the laws of the land.

1 Peter 2:13*Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;

So until that nice Mr Romney romps home and I can emigrate to the US I'm bound by my faith not to brake the secular law.

Things will be different in November, I assure you.

YIC

Mitt Romney? You mean the one that spews the liberal bullshit?
Ron Paul is the only person currently fit to be president. And I live in a completely different country, but thanks for letting me know that you will post a video of a public execution if you could. Sick barbaric freak.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New user and wanna be christian who is utterly cluess and dense

Learn at least 8th grade Biology, then come back and speak to me.

What has 8th grade biology to do with sin?

Stop changing the subject.

Do you get it? This is the final straw, if you fail to carry out your task, I will win and leave this thread to rot. It is ultimately up to you.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: New user and wanna be christian who is utterly cluess and dense

Mitt Romney? You mean the one that spews the liberal bullshit?
Ron Paul is the only person currently fit to be president. And I live in a completely different country, but thanks for letting me know that you will post a video of a public execution if you could. Sick barbaric freak.

The Bible say queers should be killed: what do you expect a Christian to think?

YIC

[LostSucker]

Re: New user and wanna be christian who is utterly cluess and dense

What has 8th grade biology to do with sin?

Stop changing the subject.

You said atheists were stupid, yet you are so ignorant as to even call Evolution a heresy. Also, on that matter, I win, due to the fact that you are so inept that you decided you had a better chance to win in forfeiting that you decided to call it quits. Don't let it get to you too much though, but I must say victory is sweet. Now kindly shut the fuck up and go back to worshiping your false bearded fatass in the sky.
See you in hell, scumbag. Fuck God. Fuck Jesus. Fuck the Bible. Fuck all of you.
Have a good day

[James Hutchins]

Re: New user and wanna be christian who is utterly cluess and dense

You have contradicted yourself.
Ok, lets say the earth is flat and you're right and everything that you have just written is correct.
This also means that you agree that the moon orbits the earth, correct?

So please, enlighten me. How does this moon supposedly orbit something flat?
The moon would simply crash into the ground like a meteorite.
This proves the first law of physics. The moon orbits because of the gravitational pull of the earth. Also, if the moon orbits the earth every 27 days, then how does it become day or night between that 27 day hiatus?
This proves another point; The earth is spinning around and away from the sun.

You have finished junior high, right? Well then you should be very familiar with the story of Icarus and how he flew too close to the sun.
Lets assume that the sun is indeed 500 miles away.
Lets think back to the 60s. I wasn't born, but I can tell you that people have done it since. People have flown to the moon.
How can you not fry flying through the sun and going, supposedly, into heaven? Or do you claim that the moon is under 500 miles away?
Please over my argument before making baseless conjectures.

I was born in the '50's. I have two masters from Princeton. You have proven the younger generation is utterly clueless and the education system is an abject failure

Friend, I follow the Bible. It is the Perfected Word of God and contains no errors or omissions. Imagine a pie on the floor. That is the Earth. Attach a golf ball to a four foot long string. Hold the golf ball six inches over the pie. Cause the ball on the end of the string to swing around (orbit) the pie.
See the below graphic created by Brother Bathfire:

[James Hutchins]

Re: New user and wanna be christian who is utterly cluess and dense

You said atheists were stupid, yet you are so ignorant as to even call Evolution a heresy. Also, on that matter, I win, due to the fact that you are so inept that you decided you had a better chance to win in forfeiting that you decided to call it quits. Don't let it get to you too much though, but I must say victory is sweet. Now kindly shut the piffle up and go back to worshiping your false bearded fatass in the sky.
See you in hell, scumbag. piffle God. piffle Jesus. piffle the Bible. piffle all of you.
Have a good day

Very nice. Ever heard of ad hominem attacks? That is what you did because you 'logic' was (as you kidz say) and 'epic fail'.
Friend, 'science' and eviloution are all 'theories', guesses and not a single fact. However, the Bible is crystal clear factual statements by the exalted being that created EVERYTHING. Tell me this. If you painted an mural, wouldn't you know every detail where as a person (like a 'scientist') who never saw you create it would only be able to guess at the marvels of creation.
Another Win for Jesus
Another loss for the jealous (that is right, we see right through your little ploy) God hater.