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  • Citsonga
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    • Jul 2012
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    Hi i am new!

    Hello fellow Christians. My Name is Adam, I am from Australia. I have been viewing many Threads on the forum and have enjoyed reading all of your responses and insight. Looking forward to posting lots about the Lord!
  • Pim Pendergast
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    • Jun 2012
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    #2
    Re: Hi i am new!

    It's good to see a fellow Austrian on this forum. You address us as "fellow Christians", so obviously you claim to be a Christian. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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    • Citsonga
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      • Jul 2012
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      Re: Hi i am new!

      Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
      It's good to see a fellow Austrian on this forum. You address us as "fellow Christians", so obviously you claim to be a Christian. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      Good to see another Aussie on here. I go to my local baptist Church in the city i live in. My favourite verse would be John 16:33

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      • Pim Pendergast
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        • Jun 2012
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        #4
        Re: Hi i am new!

        Originally posted by Citsonga View Post
        Good to see another Aussie on here. I go to my local baptist Church in the city i live in. My favourite verse would be John 16:33
        How were you saved? And are you married? Do you have sons?
        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

        Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
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          • Jan 2012
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          #5
          Re: Hi i am new!

          You must go to the same church (it being the Baptist church in the city in which I live in) as I do! Glory!

          Do you get annoyed by Mary Prengergast, too?

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Citsonga
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            • Jul 2012
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            Re: Hi i am new!

            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
            You must go to the same church (it being the Baptist church in the city in which I live in) as I do! Glory!

            Do you get annoyed by Mary Prengergast, too?

            YIC
            Sorry im not following? i live in Melbourne

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            • Pim Pendergast
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              • Jun 2012
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              #7
              Re: Hi i am new!

              Originally posted by Citsonga View Post
              Sorry im not following? i live in Melbourne
              Is there only one Baptist church in Melbourne?
              sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

              Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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              • Citsonga
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                Re: Hi i am new!

                There are lots, but hard to find a true Christian church. Are there many in WA?

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                • James Hutchins
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                  • Jun 2009
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                  Re: Hi i am new!

                  Welcome Adam! How many abo chocolate drops have you fathered in the out back?
                  Aren't you worried about your safety in a land full of murders and rapists?
                  What one verse from the KJV do you find provides the most comfort to you when surrounded by dingos?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Citsonga
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                    Re: Hi i am new!

                    I haven't seen a dingo before so i cant really express in via a verse from KJV. There is some crime in our country but i dont think it is as bad as some other countries like Iraq or Africa. abo choclate drops? i havent heard this term before?

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                    • James Hutchins
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                      • Jun 2009
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                      Re: Hi i am new!

                      Originally posted by Citsonga View Post
                      I haven't seen a dingo before so i cant really express in via a verse from KJV. There is some crime in our country but i dont think it is as bad as some other countries like Iraq or Africa. abo choclate drops? i havent heard this term before?
                      I geuss you do not get out much.

                      I hope the reason you do not get out much is because you are in Church, on your knees in front of God Almighty, accepting His thick Love(r) and not because you are playing video games.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Citsonga
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                        #12
                        Re: Hi i am new!

                        I am a very busy man. I work full time and in my spare time i father my 4 Boys. Yes i go to church regularly.

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                          #13
                          Re: Hi i am new!

                          Originally posted by Citsonga View Post
                          There are lots, but hard to find a true Christian church. Are there many in WA?
                          Of course not. Washington is practically Oregon, which is practically California. You might as well look for a True Christian(tm) church inside Anderson Cooper's torn and tattered rectum.

                          Your best bet is to go underground. Stay away from people, places, and things. Through incessant prayer for Mitt Romney, you can achieve conscious contact with God. Read the KJV Bible and get back with us.
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                          • James Hutchins
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                            • Jun 2009
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                            Re: Hi i am new!

                            Originally posted by Citsonga View Post
                            I am a very busy man. I work full time and in my spare time i father my 4 Boys. Yes i go to church regularly.
                            Excellent. I assume you do, as so many fathers do, act out chapters from the Bible, to bring the majesty alive. My kids love Deuteronomy (I think most boys do).
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Noah Sole
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                              • Feb 2012
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                              #15
                              Re: Hi i am new!

                              Originally posted by Citsonga View Post
                              I haven't seen a dingo before so i cant really express in via a verse from KJV. There is some crime in our country but i dont think it is as bad as some other countries like Iraq or Africa. abo choclate drops? i havent heard this term before?
                              Welcome to God's favourite forum Citsonga

                              Personally I turn to the Psalms for inspiration when worried about dingos.

                              Psalm 22:20
                              Deliver my soul from the sword; my darling from the power of the dog.

                              I am glad to say that the power of the Lord's word has ensured that I am not troubled by dingos.

                              By the way a chocolate drop is another descriptive term for a darkie.

                              YIC
                              Genesis 7:5
                              And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                              John 8:32
                              And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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