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  • ConfusedbyKjv
    Unsaved trash, whiney sissyboy
    • Jul 2012
    • 9

    #1

    Does the Bible really say all of this?

    Oh my god I can't believe what I am reading..does the Kjv1600 really say all of this?? I don't think it could I mean is Jesus really that cruel?

    I go to Convent Avenue Baptist Church

    My favorite verse is Mark 12:28

    My parents brought me up Baptist...but I never knew Jesus felt this way!
    I am a sodomite from europe
  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: Does the Bible really say all of this?

    Originally posted by ConfusedbyKjv View Post
    Oh my god I can't believe what I am reading..does the Kjv1600 really say all of this?? I don't think it could I mean is Jesus really that cruel?

    I go to Convent Avenue Baptist Church

    My favorite verse is Mark 12:28

    My parents brought me up Baptist...but I never knew Jesus felt this way!
    Welcome! Have you started reading the Bible yet? I assume not, since you wouldn't need to ask what it said if you had.



    What do you think is cruel of Jesus? His planned return, where He will slaughter 1/3 of all humanity? Or Judgment, when He will resurrect all nonbelievers and sinners from unknowing death into immortal bodies, just so He can cast them all into His Lake of Fire to be burned alive for all time?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • ConfusedbyKjv
      Unsaved trash, whiney sissyboy
      • Jul 2012
      • 9

      #3
      Re: Does the Bible really say all of this?

      I am close to crying, i see threads about some car salesman is telling poor innocent children that they're going to hell and another innocent girl that she is worth less than a boy, and this pilot man talking about how all these video games were made by the devil and this old man who says he used to be gay talking about how gays all go to hell and the redneck man agreeing with him, and this mr pastor ezekiel who hates jews

      I thought Christ was about love?
      I am a sodomite from europe

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      • Pim Pendergast
        PHD - Theophysicist
        Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2012
        • 3103

        #4
        Re: Does the Bible really say all of this?

        How about give us some context. Does the Bible really say what? I for one don't know what you're talking about.

        And why is this

        And one of the scribes came, and having heard them reasoning together, and perceiving that he had answered them well, asked him, Which is the first commandment of all?

        your favourite verse?
        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

        Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Does the Bible really say all of this?

          Originally posted by ConfusedbyKjv View Post
          Oh my god I can't believe what I am reading..does the Kjv1600 really say all of this?? I don't think it could I mean is Jesus really that cruel?

          I go to Convent Avenue Baptist Church

          My favorite verse is Mark 12:28

          My parents brought me up Baptist...but I never knew Jesus felt this way!
          Dear Confused;

          If you were truly "brought up Baptist," then your parents did a terrible job of guiding your Christian education. You clearly know nothing of the KJV Bible!

          How often did your father lay a Godly beating on you? Please introduce yourself so that we might help you. Give us your name, age, location and tell us about your walk with Christ.

          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Does the Bible really say all of this?

            Originally posted by ConfusedbyKjv View Post
            I am close to crying, i see threads about some car salesman is telling poor innocent children that they're going to hell and another innocent girl that she is worth less than a boy, and this pilot man talking about how all these video games were made by the devil and this old man who says he used to be gay talking about how gays all go to hell and the redneck man agreeing with him, and this mr pastor ezekiel who hates jews

            I thought Christ was about love?
            Oh, so you haven't read the Bible, then. What sort of Baptist church were you raised in, where the Bible was never opened? Oprah Baptists?

            Did you not see all the references to Scripture? We don't make it up, we just tell you what God's Word says.

            ANYONE who does not completely obey God's Commands will spend eternity being burned alive in His Lake of Fire.

            Choice: Obey, or not obey. Up to you, free will.

            Consequences: Obey and spend eternity praising and serving God in Heaven. Disobey and spend eternity being burned alive in God's Hell.

            Which will you choose?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Pim Pendergast
              PHD - Theophysicist
              Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2012
              • 3103

              #7
              Re: Does the Bible really say all of this?

              Originally posted by ConfusedbyKjv View Post
              I am close to crying
              Don't be such a sissy.

              i see threads about some car salesman is telling poor innocent children that they're going to hell and another innocent girl that she is worth less than a boy, and this pilot man talking about how all these video games were made by the devil and this old man who says he used to be gay talking about how gays all go to hell and the redneck man agreeing with him, and this mr pastor ezekiel who hates jews

              I thought Christ was about love?
              It sounds to me like you're one of those wishy-washy, liberal, moderate pseudo-Christians.
              sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

              Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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              • ConfusedbyKjv
                Unsaved trash, whiney sissyboy
                • Jul 2012
                • 9

                #8
                Re: Does the Bible really say all of this?

                Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
                How about give us some context. Does the Bible really say what? I for one don't know what you're talking about.

                And why is this

                And one of the scribes came, and having heard them reasoning together, and perceiving that he had answered them well, asked him, Which is the first commandment of all?

                your favourite verse?
                i am not a moderate sissy

                i picked Mark 12:28-31 because it talks about how they were told to love and spread faith, i think your car salesman man is lying about what jesus thinks of women and he told two kind little children that jesus will laugh at them when they go to hell, and please tell this mr ezekiel man to stop making fun of so many people and everybody else i had no idea this is what the bible said...please tell me god loves us more than this?? I have been so wrong about the bible all along
                I am a sodomite from europe

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Does the Bible really say all of this?

                  Originally posted by ConfusedbyKjv View Post
                  i am not a moderate sissy

                  i picked Mark 12:28-31 because it talks about how they were told to love and spread faith, i think your car salesman man is lying about what jesus thinks of women and he told two kind little children that jesus will laugh at them when they go to hell, and please tell this mr ezekiel man to stop making fun of so many people and everybody else i had no idea this is what the bible said...please tell me god loves us more than this?? I have been so wrong about the bible all along
                  Why don't you read the Bible instead of complaining that GOD'S WORD doesn't say what you thought it said?

                  Do you think that ignorance of GOD'S LAW is any excuse for disobedience?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Pim Pendergast
                    PHD - Theophysicist
                    Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 3103

                    #10
                    Re: Does the Bible really say all of this?

                    Originally posted by ConfusedbyKjv View Post
                    i am not a moderate sissy

                    i picked Mark 12:28-31 because it talks about how they were told to love and spread faith, i think your car salesman man is lying about what jesus thinks of women and he told two kind little children that jesus will laugh at them when they go to hell, and please tell this mr ezekiel man to stop making fun of so many people and everybody else i had no idea this is what the bible said...please tell me god loves us more than this?? I have been so wrong about the bible all along
                    If you have been wrong about the Bible, you need to repent. Stop trying to interpret it and twist it to suit your moderate position.

                    Oh, and Mk 12:28-31 isn't a verse; it's a passage. What is your favourite verse?
                    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                    • ConfusedbyKjv
                      Unsaved trash, whiney sissyboy
                      • Jul 2012
                      • 9

                      #11
                      Re: Does the Bible really say all of this?

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      Why don't you read the Bible instead of complaining that GOD'S WORD doesn't say what you thought it said?

                      Do you think that ignorance of GOD'S LAW is any excuse for disobedience?
                      I thought it was only the islam that said that women were to be obedient and that god would laugh at children in hell, I thought the bible was about love...I cant believe i have been lied to all along it is shame for the car salesman to leave his work to tell innocent children who ask him questions these awful things, and it is a shame for this pastor ezekiel man to say these awful things about jews, and this redneck mr 'hutchins' who beats his wife and cut off her fingers!!!! is this really true??
                      I am a sodomite from europe

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #12
                        Re: Does the Bible really say all of this?

                        Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
                        If you have been wrong about the Bible, you need to repent. Stop trying to interpret it and twist it to suit your moderate position.

                        Oh, and Mk 12:28-31 isn't a verse; it's a passage. What is your favourite verse?
                        Sometimes a passage is necessary, friend.

                        For example, I particularly like 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, which reminds me of our new homosexual European friend.

                        9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

                        10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
                        I particularly like that it's New Testament, because all the "I can be gay AND Christian" types always want to ignore the entire Old Testament.

                        Originally posted by ConfusedbyKjv View Post
                        I thought it was only the islam that said that women were to be obedient and that god would laugh at children in hell, I thought the bible was about love...I cant believe i have been lied to all along
                        I can't believe you're 27, call yourself a Baptist, and have never read the Bible.

                        Why do you lie to us like this? Why don't you just admit you've never read the Bible?

                        There are two resources in my signature which are ideal for you. The first, "Bible in a Year", is right here on this website, and you can read along and join the discussion of three chapters of the Bible per day. The other is "Real Bible Stories", which lets you observe discussion about Bible stories in a Sunday school class. And you can leave comments as well!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Pim Pendergast
                          PHD - Theophysicist
                          Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2012
                          • 3103

                          #13
                          Re: Does the Bible really say all of this?

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Sometimes a passage is necessary, friend.

                          For example, I particularly like 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, which reminds me of our new homosexual European friend.


                          I particularly like that it's New Testament, because all the "I can be gay AND Christian" types always want to ignore the entire Old Testament.
                          Very true.
                          sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                          Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #14
                            Re: Does the Bible really say all of this?

                            Originally posted by ConfusedbyKjv View Post
                            I am close to crying,
                            Chin up, little trouper! There is hope for your own salvation yet!

                            Originally posted by ConfusedbyKjv View Post
                            i see threads about some car salesman is telling poor innocent children that they're going to hell
                            None of us are innocent, child.
                            Behold, I was shapen in iniquity;
                            and in sin did my mother conceive me.
                            Psalm 51:5

                            Among whom also we all had our conversation in times past in the lusts of our flesh, fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind;
                            and were by nature the children of wrath, even as others.
                            Ephesians 2:3

                            Originally posted by ConfusedbyKjv View Post
                            and another innocent girl that she is worth less than a boy,
                            She'll be worth salvation in childbearing, given she maintains her part of the deal.
                            Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing,
                            if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            1 Timothy 2:15

                            Originally posted by ConfusedbyKjv View Post
                            and this pilot man talking about how all these video games were made by the devil and this old man who says he used to be gay talking about how gays all go to hell and the redneck man agreeing with him, and this mr pastor ezekiel who hates jews
                            Child, slow down. If you look again, you'll find each one of these claims backed by solid scripture, so you know these ideas have been approved invented by the LORD Himself.



                            Originally posted by ConfusedbyKjv View Post
                            I thought Christ was about love?
                            Aw, you poor thing. How very confusing. Sadly, your parents and church who have taught you these untruths have guaranteed their absence from the Book of Life.
                            And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life,
                            and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
                            Revelation 22:19

                            Hope that helps!

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • ConfusedbyKjv
                              Unsaved trash, whiney sissyboy
                              • Jul 2012
                              • 9

                              #15
                              Re: Does the Bible really say all of this?

                              I can not take this anymore i cant believe this was from all the bible! How can yo ulet this car salesman tell these children these things? I cant believe i call myself a christian this whole religion is sickening me between him telling kids about hell and between the redneck man who cut off his wife's fingers!!! everything i knew was a lie!! these poor children depended on you guys and you let him tell those things from the bible!! i dont even know what religion i am anymore but it is definitely not this one i cant believe any of this anymore!! I cant stay here any longer i have to tell my friends about this! such awful things even a salesman is telling children about it i cant take this anymore
                              I am a sodomite from europe

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