Greetings, separated brethren.

[Father Peter Rast]

I'm Father Pete, and I am grateful to be allowed to participate in your forum. I know that you all love Jesus in your own way, but I am here to guide you back into the One Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church, founded by Our Lord in A.D. 33. I hope that you will hear me out as I preach sound doctrine — based on Holy Scripture, Holy Tradition, and the Magisterium of the Church — to those of you who, through no fault of your own, have been brought up in non-Catholic churches, as well as to a certain someone (and he knows who he is! ) who thought it would be fun to spend all of his time in CCD making paper airplanes out of the instruction sheets instead of learning about our holy faith.

Pax vobiscum.

[Nobar King]

Re: Greetings, separated brethren.

I don't know how you were able to bypass our admissions robot, but we don't accept pederasts here. What's wrong with you, you pervert? You need to grow up, get a REAL job, and find a good Christian woman to raise an army of righteous Christian soldiers!

And keep your eyes off our young'uns.

Where's Pastor BJ right now?

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Greetings, separated brethren.

And ogg vorbis to you, heathen!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Greetings, separated brethren.

I'm Father Pete, and I am grateful to be allowed to participate in your forum. I know that you all love Jesus in your own way, but I am here to guide you back into the One Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church, founded by Our Lord in A.D. 33. I hope that you will hear me out as I preach sound doctrine — based on Holy Scripture, Holy Tradition, and the Magisterium of the Church — to those of you who, through no fault of your own, have been brought up in non-Catholic churches, as well as to a certain someone (and he knows who he is! ) who thought it would be fun to spend all of his time in CCD making paper airplanes out of the instruction sheets instead of learning about our holy faith.

Pax vobiscum.

Friend,

You confusion is typical of people who do strange things like run around in robes; we love Jesus in the way He wants it. Our personal egos have nothing to do with this. Maybe if the Catholic church kept that in mind they wouldn’t be a bunch of idol worshiping pagans.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings, separated brethren.

I'm Father Pete, and I am grateful to be allowed to participate in your forum. I know that you all love Jesus in your own way, but I am here to guide you back into the One Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church, founded by Our Lord in A.D. 33. I hope that you will hear me out as I preach sound doctrine — based on Holy Scripture, Holy Tradition, and the Magisterium of the Church — to those of you who, through no fault of your own, have been brought up in non-Catholic churches, as well as to a certain someone (and he knows who he is! ) who thought it would be fun to spend all of his time in CCD making paper airplanes out of the instruction sheets instead of learning about our holy faith.

Pax vobiscum.

No thanks, we've already got one.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Greetings, separated brethren.

to those of you who, through no fault of your own, have been brought up in non-Catholic churches,

So whose fault is it that we've never been butt buggered as a child? That person deserves an award.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Greetings, separated brethren.

What is this? catholicking week .

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Greetings, separated brethren.

The pope is a nazi and personally sheilded child molesters.
When is the army going to put tanks in the catholic churches???

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Greetings, separated brethren.

Are you too one of those priests that stalk secular comedians? Child molesters, stalkers...what's going to be the next hot trend for the Catholic priests to degrade themselves with?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080408/ap_en_tv/people_conan_o_brien_5

[Peter McKain]

Re: Greetings, separated brethren.

Please actually lurk before posting. Catholics are heathens. Our pastors are not Heathens.

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

Re: Greetings, separated brethren.

Just great, another hell-bound idolatric Catholicker trying to convert us to pedafelia. We've already got one Catholic here and that's two too many! Unless you're planning on converting, don't bother coming back, hellian.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Greetings, separated brethren.

Odd. This fellow must be awfully weak-tea even for a foot-kissing mackerel snapper. He hasn't even replied to our calls to repent his false faith and find Jesus.

Given the corruption of the Catholic cult, one would might greet one of his superstition with the words, "Greetings, suppurated brethren".

~~ OEJ

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

Re: Greetings, separated brethren.

Odd. This fellow must be awfully weak-tea even for a foot-kissing mackerel snapper. He hasn't even replied to our calls to repent his false faith and find Jesus.

Maybe he took my advice. It's not that we don't love the sinner, we just get tired of hearing the same boring accusations that hold absolutely no water, over and over again. How many times have the Catholics been here? Too many. You'd think they'd give up after we got more than half of their "missionaries" to convert to the One True Faith.

[Father Peter Rast]

Re: Greetings, separated brethren.

I'm sorry that I haven't yet responded to your kind greetings. I've been busy having my deposition taken in the course of a frivolous lawsuit brought by people who hate Holy Mother Church.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Greetings, separated brethren.

I'm sorry that I haven't yet responded to your kind greetings. I've been busy having my deposition taken in the course of a frivolous lawsuit brought by people who hate Holy Mother Church.

See? That's what you get for being a boy buggering beadfinger! So there!