Hello I am considered a 'noob' - The Landover Baptist Church Forum

Mary Etheldreda

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07-21-2012, 05:52 PM

Re: Hello I am considered a 'noob'

Originally posted by hollysteck View Post

I have read the bible with my mom when I was little and currently I read a chapter every night. and I am a real christian and the people who have committed Blasphemy and will most likely go to hell. and I am having a hard time learning about this site so when I figure out how to put a picture I will.

Well dear, you might spend a little less time learning how to put up an avatar and spend a little more time learning about the Christian Faith. Have you perused our lovely Bible Study forums yet?

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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