[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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But he does exist. He is the father of lies. The prince of evil. He tempted eve. He tried to tempt Jesus. I believe he was there whispering words of evil in every place there is cruelty.

I didn't ask you to recite what you believe. I asked where you got the idea it exists.

The god of Jewish faith is the religion his family would observe. His mother and human father were Jewish. The Torah is the the entire old testament. Or would be if it was kept in the original language and not translated three times into Greek and then Latin and then finally the world languages.

Or not. Thank you for playing, God-mocking ignorant troll. You lose.

Would you care to try again?

You could at least share with us your terrifying stories. Under what name are they published, and where?

[Bob4God]

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I follow the works of the new testament, but only the parts that have what Jesus said recorded. I do not follow the words that condemn.

And the point of that is?

[Dountoothers]

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I must be confused. Where does that link say it isn't? It seems to be saying that the old testament is the written portion of the Torah. I was unaware that there was a spoken portion, but I am not really a studied in religions other than a passing glance.

It is online. I wrote a story where a fictional character is the American embodiment of the Prince of Lies and showed what he does to those who are. Of pious while they are still alive. He sent a girl to hell for disobedience to her mother. He turned a greedy priest into a goblin. He helped a horrible man perform countless atrocities in the name of science. He turned a child into a demon. All of the stories are based on events that actually happened.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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It is online. I wrote a story blah blah blah He turned a greedy priest into a goblin. blah blah blah. All of the stories are based on events that actually happened.

Did this goblin end up working for Gringott's Bank?

[Dountoothers]

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No. He devoured seven priests and the monastery shut down. It is said he still roams the woods devouring unwary travellers

Also Harry potter is just a teen's story. I still think it would have been better if Harry died with Voldemort in the great fight of Good Versus Evil but what can you do?

[Bob4God]

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I have never read a Harry Potter book, but if I did, I would skip all the parts I didn't like, vaguely understand the parts I did like, and then call myself a Harry Potter fan.

[Dountoothers]

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Oh you've met the fandom.

[Dountoothers]

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Its that or people obsessed wiIth every little nuance and believe that if you only watch the movies should all go back to ... Whatever fandom they think is inferior.

[Bob4God]

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I was actually making fun of the way you only pick and choose the parts of the Bible you read and believe and still have the audacity to call yourself a Christian when JESUS Himself says you cannot half-ass our way to Heaven.

No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon. - Matthew 6:24

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 7:21

Maybe you were too dim to pick up on the irony there.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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What kind of dummy disregards 95% of the Bible?

Oh, a Harry Pothead fan. Gotcha.



Yours in Christ (NOT DUMBOLDWHORE),

Z. Smyth

[Dountoothers]

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Sorry subtext is a foreign language to me.
With fandoms it doesn't matter if you are a full-blown fanatic or a casual watcher. You are still a fan if you like something from the show. It's simple as that.

[Bob4God]

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You are slower than the steam off dog shit in June.

Can you forget about the Harry Potter fandom for two minutes to understand what I am saying?

You are not a Christian. You are a false Christian who picks and chooses what he will believe and what he won't from scripture like it's a salad bar, and you are going straight to HELL.

We know you're going straight to HELL because we actually bothered to read the entire book, not just the parts we like.

Idiot.

[Jack O'fagan]

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Sorry subtext is a foreign language to me.
With fandoms it doesn't matter if you are a full-blown fanatic or a casual watcher. You are still a fan if you like something from the show. It's simple as that.

Like you are a Christian because you like something from the book?

YIC

Jack

[Dountoothers]

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I have a story and a question for you and I promise to leave after this as I am apparently a sinner not worth your time other than to be lambasted for my ignorance.

A murderer sat on death row. He was being executed that day, but he had found god and wished to be baptized.
Three priests were approached and they said. No. He is a murderer.
The fourth went to him.
He asked if the man believed in Christ the savior. If he believed in salvation. If he was willing to submit to the will of god.
He murderer said yes. That he believed in god our savior.
The priest baptized him and his sins were washed clean.
Who was right?
The three priests who said no or the one who helped a man find god?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Were these catlick priests?