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  • #16
    Re: Yay, an introduction.

    Just like you calling me something I asked politely for you not to call me is all that you can do on a Thursday morning? Get back to work. Besides as before stated, I do not believe in a God.
    Teaching how to love everyone.

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    • #17
      Re: Yay, an introduction.

      Then why are you here? To try and spread your it-ness around like some kind of plague?
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      • #18
        Re: Yay, an introduction.

        Originally posted by GordiPordi View Post
        Just like you calling me something I asked politely for you not to call me is all that you can do on a Thursday morning? Get back to work. Besides as before stated, I do not believe in a God.
        Similarly, I do not believe is polysexual perverts and deviants who put their mouths on the genitals of pretty much everybody they meet. And yet, there you are, as real as can be....
        "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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        • #19
          Re: Yay, an introduction.

          Sorry, putting my mouth on the genitals of everyone they meet would make me a pervert. I am a virgin in every sense of the word and I am not a whore. That and I've never seen a penis nor vagina in real life, only during sex ed. Sorry mate. That and I can be proven to exist because, oh look I'm typing and responding to answers!
          Teaching how to love everyone.

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          • #20
            Re: Yay, an introduction.

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            Then why are you here? To try and spread your it-ness around like some kind of plague?
            I believe it is here to secretly promote Philicia: A Transvestite's How-to Orgie Guide, thereby violating our Biblically reinforced innocence. This one is a bad one for sure!

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            • #21
              Re: Yay, an introduction.

              Originally posted by GordiPordi View Post
              Sorry, putting my mouth on the genitals of everyone they meet would make me a pervert. I am a virgin in every sense of the word and I am not a whore. That and I've never seen a penis nor cooter in real life, only during sex ed. Sorry mate. That and I can be proven to exist because, oh look I'm typing and responding to answers!
              Just as God can be proven to exist if you just look around.

              I am pleased that you are still chaste for Christ, although a woman kissing another woman is pretty sinful, too. Can I take it that you exclude your own genitalia from the "never seen in real life" assertion? Or are you a hefty, large-figured gal who cannot see down there?
              "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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              • #22
                Re: Yay, an introduction.

                Sorry, but none of us have aids, hiv, or any other std. You call me a pervert yet I don't watch porn, nor do I masturbate. Sorry to rain on your parade, mate.
                Teaching how to love everyone.

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                • #23
                  Re: Yay, an introduction.

                  Originally posted by GordiPordi View Post
                  Sorry, putting my mouth on the genitals of everyone they meet would make me a pervert. I am a virgin in every sense of the word and I am not a whore. That and I've never seen a penis nor cooter in real life, only during sex ed. Sorry mate. That and I can be proven to exist because, oh look I'm typing and responding to answers!
                  So you do not have a penis or a cooter, you are an abomination? If so, you are doomed to spend eternity in Hell. Pray to God to have mercy on your worthless soul.

                  No one here is your 'mate', please stop your perverted advances upon decent normal, people. Isn't there a place where they put you people?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Yay, an introduction.

                    Right-o I'm off to sleep, goodnight trolls and haters! <3

                    Love,

                    Gordon.



                    Also, I'm an average sized human being. Just so you know. And I'm here to hope that someone will realize their ignorance in assumption that gays are horrible beings.

                    Also for the person who thinks by mate I mean sexual advances it means "friend" and I'm using it sarcastically.
                    Teaching how to love everyone.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Yay, an introduction.

                      Originally posted by GordiPordi View Post
                      Sorry, putting my mouth on the genitals of everyone they meet would make me a pervert. I am a virgin in every sense of the word and I am not a whore. That and I've never seen a penis nor cooter in real life, only during sex ed. Sorry mate. That and I can be proven to exist because, oh look I'm typing and responding to answers!
                      Well since you previously said that you could prove that you are a virgin you must have an intact cooter so that makes you a woman.

                      You must repent and put on a long, modest dress because God currently sees you as an abomination,

                      Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God.


                      YIC

                      Jack
                      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Yay, an introduction. I am an 'it'.

                        By identifying as genderneutral, you are shaking your fist at the Almighty and proclaiming that you know more about His creation than He does.

                        Mark 10:6: But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Yay, an introduction.

                          Originally posted by GordiPordi View Post
                          All I can say is, I'd rather be in hell for standing up for my beliefs and for loving someone than go to heaven for hating those I love.
                          Friend, it appears as though you are all mixed up(so much so that you are unsure of wether you are male or female)I would say you may be a eunich but you are a heathen.

                          You cannot love more than one person, in a sexueral, homoerotic way, with possible wiccan implications of beastiality, and a coinciding identity problem at the same time, while being an atheist(which cannot have love in its heart, some say that atheists have no hearts, which explains their zombielike behavior and Richard Dawkins worship).

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                          Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                          Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                          Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                          Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                          Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                          Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Yay, an introduction.

                            What's that? I can't hear you over me putting on my waist coat and fedora. Now, onto sleep!
                            Teaching how to love everyone.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Yay, an introduction.

                              Originally posted by GordiPordi View Post
                              What's that? I can't hear you over me putting on my waist coat and fedora. Now, onto sleep!
                              You sleep wearing a waist coat and fedora?
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Yay, an introduction.

                                Originally posted by GordiPordi View Post
                                Right-o I'm off to sleep, goodnight trolls and haters! <3

                                Love,

                                Gordon.



                                Also, I'm an average sized human being. Just so you know. And I'm here to hope that someone will realize their ignorance in assumption that gays are horrible beings.

                                Friend, gays are horrible because they are an abomination before God. The Bible says so, and that settles it.

                                Leviticus
                                18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
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                                Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                                Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                                Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                                Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                                Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                                Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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