Hi, I feel like I am retarded

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hi, I feel like I belong here

1I was recently in an accident that left me with around 20% of a normal brain.

And I wanted to know if anyone else here has had this done? It felt weird at first but now it just feels normal

Hi friend, you must be comforted by the fact that your retardation is all part of His plan.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.


When you are drooling over your keyboard remember God is just, he might have rightly smited you for something your ancestors did.


Numbers 14:18
The LORD is longsuffering, and of great mercy, forgiving iniquity and transgression, and by no means clearing the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation.


Glory!

Jack

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hi, I feel like I belong here

Plenty of retards find Jesus. In fact they just soak up the witnessing like sponges.

With time they can become ex-retards and join a congregation praising Jesus for every little thing like anybody should. Bless baby Jesus for mommy's booger cloth, I heard one say the other day. Jesus makes my wheels spin, howled another. Sometimes they even sing the right hymn.

So don't be downhearted. You'll soon fit right in if you follow the Lord.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hi, I feel like I belong here

1I was recently in an accident that left me with around 20% of a normal brain.

And I wanted to know if anyone else here has had this done? It felt weird at first but now it just feels normal

I'll be honest...20% sounds a little optimistic.

Now, how about telling us about yourself: where you go to church, what your favorite Bible verse is, how Jesus made today better for you.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[teenaged irish poof]

1I was recently in an accident that left me with around 20% of a normal brain.

And I wanted to know if anyone else here has had this done? It felt weird at first but now it just feels normal