Hello from the dry land

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello from the dry land

Where is Tasmania? I always thought it was in Egypt.

It's where the Devil lives. No wonder there's sodomarriage.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from the dry land

there is a pro gay marriage movement in Tasmania Australia that we must alert our bretheren about. What do we do about it?

Well, since none of your "bretheren" can read, I guess smoke signals? Most Austrians are either drunk, queer, abo or some combination therein based on my experience.

Where is Tasmania? I always thought it was in Egypt.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello from the dry land

2 angels and 1 devil
2 daughters and 1 fag

Our youngest son had come out gay a few months ago. We prayed for him, we offered to help him but he had insisted it was not his choice. For his lies we have disowned him and I will NOT pray for him.

So not only are you a failed parent, but a failed Christian.

At least you're consistent.

[Rev. B Dover]

Re: Hello from the dry land

Welcome Reverend.

So tell us, how many little soldiers for Christ has your dutiful wife supplied you with?

2 angels and 1 devil
2 daughters and 1 fag

Our youngest son had come out gay a few months ago. We prayed for him, we offered to help him but he had insisted it was not his choice. For his lies we have disowned him and I will NOT pray for him.

Please post a link to your church website. I am especially interested in reading some of your sermons.

Brother Ezekiel I wish I had better news but only 4 years ago my church was reduced to ashes. We were told it was an electrical fire but I believe it was the god hating fags that usually vandalised our church. I am looking to be a pastor at the local anglican school. I would like to show them real faith.

I need help though. I am not all up to date with this technology I cant post topics anywhere else on this forum. there is a pro gay marriage movement in Tasmania Australia that we must alert our bretheren about. What do we do about it?

[Faith_Machine]

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I hope this isn't the Claremont United Church of Christ in Claremont, California. I went to one of their softball games once, and there were way too many single women in shorts.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from the dry land

Greetings brothers and women

I am the Rev Bob Dover from the Church of Christ Clairemont. I am glad we have a forum to talk to fellow minded believers and I look forward to many engaging conversations.

My favourite quote:

I need not to quote this directly. You should know and if you don't you are not worthy of God

Ephesians 5:22-24

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[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello from the dry land

Welcome Reverend.

So tell us, how many little soldiers for Christ has your dutiful wife supplied you with?

[Joseph Tirisfall]

Re: Hello from the dry land

Welcome to god's favourite forum


Tell us more about yourself please, and speak the truth, because Jesus our savior will be reading :-)

[Rev. B Dover]

Greetings brothers and women

I am the Rev Bob Dover from the Church of Christ Clairemont. I am glad we have a forum to talk to fellow minded believers and I look forward to many engaging conversations.

My favourite quote:

I need not to quote this directly. You should know and if you don't you are not worthy of God

Ephesians 5:22-24