What do you hate about MarkyMark

[Deaner]

1. He's a non-American faggot

2. He calls himself MarkyMark

3. He take it in the butt

4. He looks like a fag

5. He couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag

Please continue as you please.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

6. He hates Jesus.

7. He paints all Americans as lazy, obese, welfare-sucking trolls after watching "Roseanne".

[James Hutchins]

Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

8. He is a cry baby
9. He blames everyone but himself
10. He wishes he were me. Jealousy is very unbecomming.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

11. He's not the real Marky Mark, though I'm sure he has a Funky Bunch.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

12: The way he parades around shirtless, with his muscles glistening (perhaps he has been working out) in an unconsciously seductive way.

[Deaner]

Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

13. He would spit in Christ's face if given the chance

14. He would save a queer from getting his face kicked in

15. He loves satan

16. He has a small pee-pee

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

17. His anus is torn and ravaged from years of partner assisted abuse using clay idols.

18. His member is riddled with colorful, exotic diseases.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

19. He secretly likes Okra Winfrey.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

20. He doesn't seem to understand that we're here to glorify God and proclaim His Word, not to listen to a bunch of thinly disguised envy from a wannabee.

[Deaner]

Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

19. He secretly likes Okra Winfrey.

Whaddya say we change her name to Orca Winfrey?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

Did I miss something? Marky Mark is all man, as evidenced by his Calvin Klein work in the 90's. He was smart enough to turn down a role in Brokeback Mountain, which as we all know is partially responsible for the moral decay seen in America today. In light of these things, we can look past his tweety bird tattoo and recognize him for what he is: America's greatest living actor.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

Did I miss something?

Yes.

This thread is about the little prat who joined to mock God, calling himself "markymark".

Not the Jewish actor Mark Wahlberg, of whom you are so fond.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

This is probably an age thing, but, what is a "MarkyMark"?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

This is probably an age thing, but, what is a "MarkyMark"?

A former street hustler who made a few records and then became a bad actor.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

Is markymark coming back to share more of his wisdom with us, or is he yet another bash-and-dash? If it's the latter, there's point 21.