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  • What do you hate about MarkyMark

    1. He's a non-American faggot

    2. He calls himself MarkyMark

    3. He take it in the butt

    4. He looks like a fag

    5. He couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag

    Please continue as you please.

  • #2
    Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

    6. He hates Jesus.

    7. He paints all Americans as lazy, obese, welfare-sucking trolls after watching "Roseanne".
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #3
      Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

      8. He is a cry baby
      9. He blames everyone but himself
      10. He wishes he were me. Jealousy is very unbecomming.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

        11. He's not the real Marky Mark, though I'm sure he has a Funky Bunch.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #5
          Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

          12: The way he parades around shirtless, with his muscles glistening (perhaps he has been working out) in an unconsciously seductive way.
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #6
            Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

            13. He would spit in Christ's face if given the chance

            14. He would save a queer from getting his face kicked in

            15. He loves satan

            16. He has a small pee-pee

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            • #7
              Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

              17. His anus is torn and ravaged from years of partner assisted abuse using clay idols.

              18. His member is riddled with colorful, exotic diseases.
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              • #8
                Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

                19. He secretly likes Okra Winfrey.

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                • #9
                  Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

                  20. He doesn't seem to understand that we're here to glorify God and proclaim His Word, not to listen to a bunch of thinly disguised envy from a wannabee.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • #10
                    Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                    19. He secretly likes Okra Winfrey.

                    Whaddya say we change her name to Orca Winfrey?

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                    • #11
                      Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

                      Did I miss something? Marky Mark is all man, as evidenced by his Calvin Klein work in the 90's. He was smart enough to turn down a role in Brokeback Mountain, which as we all know is partially responsible for the moral decay seen in America today. In light of these things, we can look past his tweety bird tattoo and recognize him for what he is: America's greatest living actor.
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                      • #12
                        Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

                        Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                        Did I miss something?
                        Yes.

                        This thread is about the little prat who joined to mock God, calling himself "markymark".

                        Not the Jewish actor Mark Wahlberg, of whom you are so fond.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #13
                          Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

                          This is probably an age thing, but, what is a "MarkyMark"?
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                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • #14
                            Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            This is probably an age thing, but, what is a "MarkyMark"?
                            A former street hustler who made a few records and then became a bad actor.

                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #15
                              Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark

                              Is markymark coming back to share more of his wisdom with us, or is he yet another bash-and-dash? If it's the latter, there's point 21.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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