[LaQrundrellia]

Re: minister argentinian rookie

Welcome! I too am new here. The fellowship is great, praise Jesus! Are you a Gaucho? Do those bolos hurt when they whack you in the nuts? I hope you don't take the LORD's name in vain and just man up to the pain!
I hope this comment from a Brother will ease your pain!
Pain is a kindly, hopeful thing, a certain proof of life, a clear assurance that all is not yet over, that there is still a chance. But if your heart has no pain — well, that may betoken health, as you suppose: but are you certain that it does not mean that your soul is dead? ~ A.J. Gossip

Boy, you an atheist devil! Quite goadin' Christian folk like you is smart. You stupid!

Yours in His Love,

LaQrundrellia

[Zeke Schnickelgruuber]

Re: minister argentinian rookie

Welcome! I too am new here. The fellowship is great, praise Jesus! Are you a Gaucho? Do those bolos hurt when they whack you in the nuts? I hope you don't take the LORD's name in vain and just man up to the pain!
I hope this comment from a Brother will ease your pain!
Pain is a kindly, hopeful thing, a certain proof of life, a clear assurance that all is not yet over, that there is still a chance. But if your heart has no pain — well, that may betoken health, as you suppose: but are you certain that it does not mean that your soul is dead? ~ A.J. Gossip

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: minister argentinian rookie

Brother John : thanks for your welcome, maybe you refer to the spanish language, because the mexican language doesn´t exist
here is a map in english:

kind regards

Please use the map here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=13233

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: minister argentinian rookie

can anyone tell me if Methodists are Christians?

In 1879, a Methodist woman, Frances E. Willard, was voted to the presidency of the Women’s Christian Temperance Union. Clearly all Methodists will burn in Hell!

1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: minister argentinian rookie

What is a Methodist? It sure does not sound Godly, but George W. Bush is a Methodist and He is very Godly man, can anyone tell me if Methodists are Christians?

[LaQrundrellia]

Re: minister argentinian rookie

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Wait, she's yours?

I thought she just wandered in here, perhaps from a random public library computer.

No, I be migrating to Freehold on foot! I'ma be Pastor Ezekial's new shoeshine girl!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: minister argentinian rookie

DAMN IT, LAQRUNDRELLIA, GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GET ME MY DRESS WHITES! I HAVE HALF A MIND TO WILLIAMS ZANTZINGER YOU!

Wait, she's yours?

I thought she just wandered in here, perhaps from a random public library computer.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: minister argentinian rookie

DAMN IT, LAQRUNDRELLIA, GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GET ME MY DRESS WHITES! I HAVE HALF A MIND TO WILLIAMS ZANTZINGER YOU!

[LaQrundrellia]

Re: minister argentinian rookie

Welcome, amigo!

It is good you ain't no Cat-lick, so you will not go to hell! No way, Jose.

Just remember that Jesus speak English its in the bible, KJV1611.

[luichini]

Re: minister argentinian rookie

hmmmm well a cautious welcome to you friend.

As for your map, I can't read a word of mexican....do you have an American version?

Brother John : thanks for your welcome, maybe you refer to the spanish language, because the mexican language doesn´t exist
here is a map in english:

I'm glad to learn you're not a Catholic, friend!

How do people in your country respond to the good news of John 3:18, where Jesus makes it clear that anyone who isn't a Christian (and Catholics aren't Christians) will spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire?

the most people in my country are catholics, because our state accept the catholic church as the official religion. they dont believe in that word, because they are confused for years with the lies of the catholics.
but there is a big number of people who are leaving the idolatry, because we confess the word of the Lord! as say on acts 2:42-47

So then you are a wetback. Gotcha.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

dear pastor ezequiel: i´m not a wetback because i live in my country: ARGENTINA, and as minister i cant be a wetback, because that imply enter illegally in a country and is contrary to the word of God.
you are the admin of the forum? i wanna edit the first post to add more information, but i can´t.

kind regards

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: minister argentinian rookie

So then you are a wetback. Gotcha.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: minister argentinian rookie

I'm glad to learn you're not a Catholic, friend!

How do people in your country respond to the good news of John 3:18, where Jesus makes it clear that anyone who isn't a Christian (and Catholics aren't Christians) will spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire?

[John Creeser]

Re: minister argentinian rookie

hmmmm well a cautious welcome to you friend.

As for your map, I can't read a word of mexican....do you have an American version?

[luichini]

Re: minister argentinian rookie

Praise God you are here, friend.

What church do you attend there in Argentina? Is that a part of Mexico?

dear brother Levi Jones: the church is called "centro cristiano manantiales de aguas de vida"; Argentina is not a part of mexico, is a country at the south of the continent, and is the nº 8 country more big of the world. here is a map:


kind regards

Brother Levi, the Argies live just off the coast of the Falkland Island and for some reason beleive they should not become part of the UK.

As Argentina is practically in UK territorial waters I can't see what they get some uppity about: we show Evita in the West End loads so we have already absorbed all of their cultural out put.

Why Argentina does not submit to British rule is beyond me.

YIC

Brother Laurence: Argies is not the right way to call the people from argentina, The right way is "ARGENTINIAN" or "ARGENTINIANS" (pl). the word "Argies" apply in particular to a place in our country. for example: like if i say "californians" to all people From USA.
about the Islas Malvinas (also called falklands)... is long to explain this conflict, if you like i can explain it, but i believe what is not right to do this in a introduction forum. Just let me know if you want to know more about this.
God bless you

Welcome friend, is your blood tainted with the stench of the portugese?

Do you work in the copper mines?

What do you do every day to thank Jesus for not smoting you yet?

brother james: our country dont have any portuguese legacy, our people descend principally from inmigrants of italy, spain, germany, russia and another countries more but thats are the principal.
i work as a music teacher and as minister in our church, there is no mines when i live, and is not a caracteristic of our economy the copper mines. our economy is based principally on agro, oil. check this link from wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentina

Blessings

You're not a Catholic, are you?

not i´m not catholic, our mission descend from a methodist church

Why you all call soccer "football" when soccer the gayest sport there is? In real football you catch the ball.

What church do you go to, son?

dear laqrundellia: the football soccer is before the american football, and was created on england, here we call it FUTBOL but in spain is called balonpie (FOOT= PIE BALL= BALON, BOLA O PELOTA) the reason is for the history and the translation of the word from english to spanish

God bless you.

[LaQrundrellia]

Re: minister argentinian rookie

Why you all call soccer "football" when soccer the gayest sport there is? In real football you catch the ball.

What church do you go to, son?