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  • Skrillex'sGirl
    Unsaved trash, rude, potty-mouthed trolltard
    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2012
    • 6

    #1

    Hi everyone! I've got a question for you about whoring

    Ello!
    I was just wondering what your opinion of the dubstep artist Skrillex is. He is, in my mind, a very talented, hardworking person. If you don't know who he is google him. (: Here is a link to one of my favorite songs by him.


    and here is a picture also <3
    As Skrillex, Sonny Moore has infiltrated the US charts and remixed Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars. Joe Muggs meets the man the underground loves to loathe


    So what are you opinions on him?

    Thank you
    ~Skrillex'sGirl
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: Hi everyone! I've got a question for you

    She's not very attractive, so her father might have a tough time marrying her off.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • Skrillex'sGirl
      Unsaved trash, rude, potty-mouthed trolltard
      Under Investigation
      • Aug 2012
      • 6

      #3
      Re: Hi everyone! I've got a question for you

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      She's not very attractive, so her father might have a tough time marrying her off.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
      Ummmmmm SHE? Dude Skrillex is a guy. And yes I find him quite attractive and sexy ;D

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Hi everyone! I've got a question for you

        I wonder if she came to our friendly forums she would notice the kind request at the top of the page that states:

        Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: Hi everyone! I've got a question for you

          Doubtful. Please go back and look closely at the photo.

          Enough of the ladyboy talk, though...tell me about your walk with Jesus!



          YiC,

          Zech
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          • Skrillex'sGirl
            Unsaved trash, rude, potty-mouthed trolltard
            Under Investigation
            • Aug 2012
            • 6

            #6
            Re: Hi everyone! I've got a question for you

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            I wonder if she came to our friendly forums she would notice the kind request at the top of the page that states:

            Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


            Oh! Damn I'm sorry! XD I forgot to intorduce myself Stupid me.
            Well I'm Skrillex'sGirl and I love music. Its my life <3. my favorite bands\artists include;
            My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Green Day, Paramore, Evanescence, Skrillex, 30 Seconds to Mars, Hollywood Undead, Rise Against, Rihanna, The Script, Slipknot, Shinedown, Tokio Hotel, Boys Like Girls, P!nk, Panic! At The Disco, and many others
            I'm half Irish and half German and I'm learning to speak Latin <3 Oh! And I love to write stories. I don;t know what else to say about myself
            ~Skrillex'sGirl

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #7
              Re: Hi everyone! I've got a question for you

              Originally posted by Skrillex'sGirl View Post
              Oh! Damn I'm sorry! XD I forgot to intorduce myself Stupid me.
              Well I'm Skrillex'sGirl and I love music. Its my life <3. my favorite bands\artists include;
              My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Green Day, Paramore, Evanescence, Skrillex, 30 Seconds to Mars, Hollywood Undead, Rise Against, Rihanna, The Script, Slipknot, Shinedown, Tokio Hotel, Boys Like Girls, P!nk, Panic! At The Disco, and many others
              I'm half Irish and half German and I'm learning to speak Latin <3 Oh! And I love to write stories. I don;t know what else to say about myself
              ~Skrillex'sGirl
              What is your obsession with this music? Are you some sort of fag hag?

              Why don't you accept Jesus as your personal savior instead?
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: Hi everyone! I've got a question for you

                Originally posted by Skrillex'sGirl View Post
                I don;t know what else to say about myself
                How about this: Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                • Skrillex'sGirl
                  Unsaved trash, rude, potty-mouthed trolltard
                  Under Investigation
                  • Aug 2012
                  • 6

                  #9
                  Re: Hi everyone! I've got a question for you

                  Um what is my obsession with music? What do you mean? Music has been there for me when people haven't plus its considered the only healthy obsession. Yeah.

                  And Zech, please explain how Skrillex looks like a girl. If you must, look at another picture of him
                  Thanks

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                  • TheAlaskanDopeAddict
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jul 2012
                    • 32

                    #10
                    Re: Hi everyone! I've got a question for you

                    Nice music selection! ;D
                    Those are all great artists, especially HollyWood Undead.
                    I always love listening to their album, Swan Songs.

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                    • Skrillex'sGirl
                      Unsaved trash, rude, potty-mouthed trolltard
                      Under Investigation
                      • Aug 2012
                      • 6

                      #11
                      Re: Hi everyone! I've got a question for you

                      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                      How about this: Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

                      And how about you shut the heck up? Oh that's right you won't will you?
                      Last edited by Professor Bessemer; 08-25-2012, 09:59 PM. Reason: Foul Language Removed to Avoid Offending Jesus.

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #12
                        Re: Hi everyone! I've got a question for you

                        Originally posted by Skrillex'sGirl View Post
                        And how about you shut the heck up? Oh that's right you won't will you?
                        Let me see whether I understand you correctly. You came uninvited to our discussion board to tell us to shut up on our discussion board. Do I have that correctly, or am I missing something?
                        Last edited by Professor Bessemer; 08-25-2012, 10:01 PM. Reason: Foul Language Removed to Avoid Offending Jesus.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                        • Skrillex'sGirl
                          Unsaved trash, rude, potty-mouthed trolltard
                          Under Investigation
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 6

                          #13
                          Re: Hi everyone! I've got a question for you

                          Originally posted by TheRebel View Post
                          Nice music selection! ;D
                          Those are all great artists, especially HollyWood Undead.
                          I always love listening to their album, Swan Songs.
                          Oh my God me too!!!!

                          I'm getting used to this nuisance, and fags who bad mouth this music,
                          How fuckin' stupid and foolish of you to think you can do this,
                          You cowards can't, you never will, don't even try to pursue it
                          I took the chance, I payed the bill, I nearly died for this music
                          You make me wanna run around, pulling my guns out and shit,
                          Your tempting me to run my mouth, and call you out on this bitch,
                          How ignorant you gotta be to believe any of this,
                          You need to slit your wrist, get pissed and go jump off a bridge,
                          What? You can't see the sarcasm in the verses I spit?
                          What? You think I just got lucky and didn't work for this shit?
                          Bitch I've been working at this ever since I was a kid,
                          I played a million empty shows to only family and friends.
                          What kind of person would dis a band that deserves to get big?
                          I'd hate to be that person when my verse comes out of the kid's lips.
                          That shits as worse as it gets.
                          This verse is over, I quit.
                          Signed Charlie Scene on your girlfriend's tits.

                          Favorite part in the song!

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #14
                            Re: Hi everyone! I've got a question for you

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                            Doubtful. Please go back and look closely at the photo.
                            It looks like this poor Tree-Goth:

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • John Creeser
                              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                               
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 7248

                              #15
                              Re: Hi everyone! I've got a question for you

                              Originally posted by Skrillex'sGirl View Post
                              And how about you shut the heck up? Oh that's right you won't will you?
                              Insult us all you want, you just prove us more right.

                              Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                              Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

                              Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

                              And if that is a guy, he's a fag and will burn (with you) in hell
                              Last edited by Professor Bessemer; 08-25-2012, 10:02 PM. Reason: Foul Language Removed to Avoid Offending Jesus.
                              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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