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  • Makarii
    Unsaved trash, suspected communist
    • Aug 2012
    • 18
    #16
    Re: Hello, I am Makarii

    Dr. Niles, I confess that you are right about many things. I want to be free of Satan. I spit on him three time: x x x Please, what you think I should do?

    Also, I read that you are in American state of Iowa. Has still time to register in classes by Landover Baptist University?

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      • Born Again Bob
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2318
        #17
        Re: Hello, I am Makarii

        Dear Friend,

        Originally posted by Makarii View Post
        Also, I read that you are in American state of Iowa. Has still time to register in classes by Landover Baptist University?
        There's a surprising amount of room still in my "Minerals of the Old Testament" seminar. But it's only for students who have completed our rigorous tithing process.

        Yours in Him,
        bab

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457
            #18
            Re: Hello, I am Makarii

            Originally posted by Makarii View Post
            In Rossia I drove a Dnepr and Voshkod (but rebuilt).
            Dnepr are 'girly bikes'. Why didn't you ride a Harley. It is the only bike God would ride.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Makarii
                Unsaved trash, suspected communist
                • Aug 2012
                • 18
                #19
                Re: Hello, I am Makarii

                In an old joke the Bible says "The roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills," but I do not find the verse. So you may be right.

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                  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                    Scientific Advisor
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2373
                    #20
                    Re: Hello, I am Makarii

                    Originally posted by Makarii View Post
                    In an old joke the Bible says "The roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills," but I do not find the verse. So you may be right.
                    You use the Bible for joke material? What is wrong with you, sicko?
                    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                      • LaQrundrellia
                        Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 214
                        #21
                        Re: Hello, I am Makarii

                        Originally posted by Makarii View Post
                        In an old joke the Bible says "The roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills," but I do not find the verse. So you may be right.
                        I can assure you that Jesus is going to have the last laugh as he eats popcorn shrimp with me and other Saints while you are burning in Aeternal Damnation.
                        http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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                          • Makarii
                            Unsaved trash, suspected communist
                            • Aug 2012
                            • 18
                            #22
                            Re: Hello, I am Makarii

                            But is this verse really in the Bible? If no, then it is false scripture, and I mock only devil. If yes, then what is its verse number?

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22380
                                #23
                                Re: Hello, I am Makarii

                                Originally posted by Makarii View Post
                                But is this verse really in the Bible?
                                Genesis 1:1 - Revelation 22:21.
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                  • Makarii
                                    Unsaved trash, suspected communist
                                    • Aug 2012
                                    • 18
                                    #24
                                    Re: Hello, I am Makarii

                                    Question: Is archery considered manly sport?

                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6gbqugDx9E
                                    Last edited by Born Again Bob; 09-02-2012, 01:52 AM. Reason: Fixed typo.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78556
                                        #25
                                        Re: Hello, I am Makarii

                                        Originally posted by Makarii View Post
                                        Question: Is archery considered manly sport?

                                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6gbqugDx9E
                                        Question: Why don't you put down the vodka and pick up a KJV Bible?
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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