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  • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
    Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
    • Aug 2012
    • 79

    #1

    ok questions

    Ok born a lutheran into the Missouri lutheran sinoid how was looking at your forum related to the earth being flat but I have switched my believes to agnostic

    Before I go on I do not intend to start a war or flame on any of you I merely want to ask questions and would really enjoy civilized answers on why all you think the Lutheran religion is a Satan worshipping religion
    (stating my points below)
    Martin Luther told the people that roman church was wrong about saying that you need to pay to go to heaven which he said no and also that we have direct communication with god so how's this bad also why is it bad that Lutherans say you can go to heaven without going to church well as a Lutheran i learned that we will help you try to find the word of god but not like you guys i see the first thing you say to people who disagree with the Baptist and ur first response to those people is your going to hell. That being said i don't want this same result because that doesn't seem Christianly with Lutherans of you don't believe in god there is a thing we do
    1. Single member will come to non-believer and try to convert them or get them to come to church
    2.if that fails then multiple members have a intervention like situation with the non believer if this fails
    3.then the pastor will talk to you about Christianity and if you still don't believe then you are left alone
    But im not sure bout Baptists but if you are not into his but thnen find him in luthernism you will be granted into heaven as long ad you truly believe that Jesus is our savior.
    I don't see why you all freak out about sinners saying they will be going to hell because Lutherans if you sin then you are forgiven that's kinda why Jesus died on the cross for us.
    One more thing how is it such a bad thing that I was baptized when I was born because you only need to be baptized once to be forgiven of your sins.
    Asked my pastor alot of questions right before I finished my 4th year of conformation and his answer to my question opened my mind mind asked him how do we know if all the editions of the bible are true and that there is a so called heaven and he responded with this we simply do t its whether you have faith in your believe or not and if you believe then you have faith and therefore heaven is real to you.
    thx for the time to post this im eager to hear your thoughts on my old religion
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
  • Godfly
    Descended from Rapes
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1552

    #2
    Re: ok questions

    Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
    Ok born a lutheran into the Missouri lutheran sinoid how was looking at your forum related to the earth being flat but I have switched my believes to agnostic

    Before I go on I do not intend to start a war or flame on any of you I merely want to ask questions and would really enjoy civilized answers on why all you think the Lutheran religion is a Satan worshipping religion
    (stating my points below)
    Martin Luther told the people that roman church was wrong about saying that you need to pay to go to heaven which he said no and also that we have direct communication with god so how's this bad also why is it bad that Lutherans say you can go to heaven without going to church well as a Lutheran i learned that we will help you try to find the word of god but not like you guys i see the first thing you say to people who disagree with the Baptist and ur first response to those people is your going to hell. That being said i don't want this same result because that doesn't seem Christianly with Lutherans of you don't believe in god there is a thing we do
    1. Single member will come to non-believer and try to convert them or get them to come to church
    2.if that fails then multiple members have a intervention like situation with the non believer if this fails
    3.then the pastor will talk to you about Christianity and if you still don't believe then you are left alone
    But im not sure bout Baptists but if you are not into his but thnen find him in luthernism you will be granted into heaven as long ad you truly believe that Jesus is our savior.
    I don't see why you all freak out about sinners saying they will be going to hell because Lutherans if you sin then you are forgiven that's kinda why Jesus died on the cross for us.
    One more thing how is it such a bad thing that I was baptized when I was born because you only need to be baptized once to be forgiven of your sins.
    Asked my pastor alot of questions right before I finished my 4th year of conformation and his answer to my question opened my mind mind asked him how do we know if all the editions of the bible are true and that there is a so called heaven and he responded with this we simply do t its whether you have faith in your believe or not and if you believe then you have faith and therefore heaven is real to you.
    thx for the time to post this im eager to hear your thoughts on my old religion
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    • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
      Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
      • Aug 2012
      • 79

      #3
      Re: ok questions

      Ya sorry but as i stated above i used to be Lutheran i don't have a favorite bible verse however i have a given one that is only mine and made for me but im athiest im just wondering why all of you think Lutherans are bad
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #4
        Re: ok questions

        Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
        Ok born a lutheran into the Missouri lutheran sinoid how was looking at your forum related to the earth being flat but I have switched my believes to agnostic

        Before I go on I do not intend to start a war or flame on any of you I merely want to ask questions and would really enjoy civilized answers on why all you think the Lutheran religion is a Satan worshipping religion
        (stating my points below)
        Martin Luther told the people that roman church was wrong about saying that you need to pay to go to heaven which he said no and also that we have direct communication with god so how's this bad also why is it bad that Lutherans say you can go to heaven without going to church well as a Lutheran i learned that we will help you try to find the word of god but not like you guys i see the first thing you say to people who disagree with the Baptist and ur first response to those people is your going to hell. That being said i don't want this same result because that doesn't seem Christianly with Lutherans of you don't believe in god there is a thing we do
        1. Single member will come to non-believer and try to convert them or get them to come to church
        2.if that fails then multiple members have a intervention like situation with the non believer if this fails
        3.then the pastor will talk to you about Christianity and if you still don't believe then you are left alone
        But im not sure bout Baptists but if you are not into his but thnen find him in luthernism you will be granted into heaven as long ad you truly believe that Jesus is our savior.
        I don't see why you all freak out about sinners saying they will be going to hell because Lutherans if you sin then you are forgiven that's kinda why Jesus died on the cross for us.
        One more thing how is it such a bad thing that I was baptized when I was born because you only need to be baptized once to be forgiven of your sins.
        Asked my pastor alot of questions right before I finished my 4th year of conformation and his answer to my question opened my mind mind asked him how do we know if all the editions of the bible are true and that there is a so called heaven and he responded with this we simply do t its whether you have faith in your believe or not and if you believe then you have faith and therefore heaven is real to you.
        thx for the time to post this im eager to hear your thoughts on my old religion
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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #5
          Re: ok questions

          Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
          Ya sorry but as i stated above i used to be Lutheran i don't have a favorite bible verse however i have a given one that is only mine and made for me but im athiest im just wondering why all of you think Lutherans are bad
          Because you spell, use punctuation and capitalization like Christ's last few seconds on the cross.

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #6
            Re: ok questions

            Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
            Ya sorry but as i stated above i used to be Lutheran i don't have a favorite bible verse...
            Do you have one that makes you laugh, then?

            ...but im athiest...
            Atheist = one without gods.

            Athiest = most athi?

            ... im just wondering why all of you think Lutherans are bad
            True Christian(tm) = good.

            Not True Christian(tm) = bad.

            Duh.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380

              #7
              Re: ok questions

              Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
              Ya sorry but as i stated above i used to be Lutheran i don't have a favorite bible verse however i have a given one that is only mine and made for me but im athiest im just wondering why all of you think Lutherans are bad
              We don't think all Lutherans are pure evil child rapists who will burn in Hell for all eternity, we know all Lutherans are pure evil child rapists who will burn in Hell for all eternity.

              Just read this to find out why: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                • Aug 2012
                • 79

                #8
                Re: ok questions

                Originally posted by Capt. Aaron Portway View Post
                TL;DR

                INTRODUCE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU START WITH THE QUESTIONS PLEASE.



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                only thing you need to know about me is I am asking questions no reason you need to know what I look like
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                • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                  Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                  • Aug 2012
                  • 79

                  #9
                  Re: ok questions

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  We don't think all Lutherans are pure evil child rapists who will burn in Hell for all eternity, we know all Lutherans are pure evil child rapists who will burn in Hell for all eternity.

                  Just read this to find out why: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians.
                  I didn't see anything on there on Lutherans only about a sentence worth you must have us confused with priests. Lutheran pastors don't rape kids so are all Baptists this hostile.
                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932

                    #10
                    Re: ok questions

                    Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
                    I didn't see anything on there on Lutherans only about a sentence worth you must have us confused with priests. Lutheran pastors don't rape kids so are all Baptists this hostile.
                    Of COURSE we're not hostile you fucking neanderthal. If I ever meet you I'm stabbing your eyes out!!

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22380

                      #11
                      Re: ok questions

                      Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
                      I didn't see anything on there on Lutherans only about a sentence worth you must have us confused with priests. Lutheran pastors don't rape kids so are all Baptists this hostile.
                      You need to actually read it! Why do you ask questions if you are too lazy to read the answers? It took me a long time to write that, you could at least take a short time to read it.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                        Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                        • Aug 2012
                        • 79

                        #12
                        Re: ok questions

                        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                        Of COURSE we're not hostile you fucking neanderthal. If I ever meet you I'm stabbing your eyes out!!
                        What about love thy neighbor stab my eyes out ok first thing you resort to is hostility and your not hostile?
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                          Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 79

                          #13
                          Re: ok questions

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          You need to actually read it! Why do you ask questions if you are too lazy to read the answers? It took me a long time to write that, you could at least take a short time to read it.
                          The Lutheran religion came out of the Catholic religion and shares many of it's problems. Martin Luther: "A person receives absolution or forgiveness from the confessor, as if from God Godself, without doubting it, but believing firmly that his or her sins are forgiven by God in Heaven through it." Clearly a big lie as only Jesus and not man can forgive sins: 1 Timothy 2:5 "For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus

                          well we believe in that but were it says we are like Catholics well that's a yes and no and if you worked hard on that well sorry to say it looks like a copy and paste
                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                          • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                            Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                            • Aug 2012
                            • 79

                            #14
                            Re: ok questions

                            just read your post I mis said that we believe Jesus forgives our sins not man
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                            • Godfly
                              Descended from Rapes
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 1552

                              #15
                              Re: ok questions

                              Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
                              just read your post I mis said that we believe Jesus forgives our sins not man
                              We? I thought you were the most athi? Now you seem very chummy with the Norwegian boy lovers. So what is it? Are you the athiest or are you a Norwegian homo?
                              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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