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That's all you can come up with im far from a meth head i got you now and the last thing you can resort to is im a meth head ha
WINNINGA whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Guess what? The answer's in your Bible.Originally posted by Lutheran Born View PostSorry to say you will be with me if your eating shrimp because you people don't eat shrimp because it's homosexual so you aren't you going to commit a homosexual act by eating shrimp?
Matthew 15:11 "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man."
Now why don't you go read it and stop bothering these people?

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Lutheran bornSeems to me you're a bang on homer. Ask any of the other queers we've saved in this church.Pinch the tail
Suck the head
And ur a homo?A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Ok thx Mary or pastor E
Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination -from a Baptist website
So Mary or pastor E you guys need to talk to the person with the African American lady ad their picture because they said they will be eating shrimp with Jesus re-educate your followers because if the above is true then they will be sinning and they said they eat it with Jesus imh SINNERS AND GAYS EVERYWHEREA whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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That black woman creeps me out a little, truth be told. I've never known a negress who can read who wasn't trouble. Besides, she's too poor to afford real shrimp. I don't know if they can get tofu in the ghetto where she is, but it's easy enough to make mock popcorn shrimp.Originally posted by Lutheran Born View PostOk thx Mary or pastor E
Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination -from a Baptist website
So Mary or pastor E you guys need to talk to the person with the African American lady ad their picture because they said they will be eating shrimp with Jesus re-educate your followers because if the above is true then they will be sinning and they said they eat it with Jesus imh SINNERS AND GAYS EVERYWHERE
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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No its not the picture its the fact that you people say you can't do one thing but then turn around and say your going to do it then I ask well wouldn't that be this way and instead of a proper answer I get a last resort comment of me being a meyh head that is how im winning because none of you have answered for that personA whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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I answered your "question" such as it was an hour ago, look up the page.Originally posted by Lutheran Born View PostNo its not the picture its the fact that you people say you can't do one thing but then turn around and say your going to do it then I ask well wouldn't that be this way and instead of a proper answer I get a last resort comment of me being a meyh head that is how im winning because none of you have answered for that person
The dietary restrictions from the Old Testament were abrogated by Jesus. That's why Christians do NOT have to keep kosher, like the Jews do.
The other supposed "Baptist" website you alluded to was written by someone who hasn't read their Bible. Pro tip: if you want to say someone else said something, LINK THE SOURCE, or else we only have your word for the matter. And your credibility here is hovering barely above zero...

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And what exactly do you think you are winning? What's your prize?Originally posted by Lutheran Born View PostNo its not the picture its the fact that you people say you can't do one thing but then turn around and say your going to do it then I ask well wouldn't that be this way and instead of a proper answer I get a last resort comment of me being a meyh head that is how im winning because none of you have answered for that personsigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.
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Good for you! Your mom and dad must be so proud.Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Postonly thing you need to know about me is I am asking questions no reason you need to know what I look like
What is your name?
Why do you hate Jesus?
You do know were are Baptists, the only True Christians(tm) there are. Everyone else is either a blasphemer, fluffy bunny Christian or a minion of Satan.
Do you have a picture? Do you know where the rest stop on Rt. 80 is?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I will go if you wants me to, Missus.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostThat black woman creeps me out a little, truth be told. I've never known a negress who can read who wasn't trouble. Besides, she's too poor to afford real shrimp. I don't know if they can get tofu in the ghetto where she is, but it's easy enough to make mock popcorn shrimp.

*Damn that do look mighty tasty, tho.*
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