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  • Jimmy James
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    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2012
    • 7
    #1

    Hello

    I'm Jimmy James, a proud texan and a loyal servant to the Lord Almighty. I spread His good word on my radio show "Salvation Hour" where I convert heathen atheist homosexuals. I am a proud father of two good fearing children Robert and little Adam whom are homeschooled by my very obedient wife Beth and I attend The First Baptist Church of Paradise with the good Pastor Davis Kelly. My favourite verse would have to be; 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 - "Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God."
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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Hey Jimmy!

      What kind of hunting do you do in your part of Texas?

      I was out near Pecos a few years back and saw some wild pigs near the highway. I pulled over and shot about 4 of them, but when I went to pick them up they smelled like skunks. Turns out they weren't pigs, but something called havolinas! Kind of like a skunk-pig hybrid.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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        • Godfly
          Descended from Rapes
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 1552
          #3
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Jimmy James View Post
          I'm Jimmy James, a proud texan and a loyal servant to the Lord Almighty. I spread His good word on my radio show "Salvation Hour" where I convert heathen atheist homosexuals. I am a proud father of two good fearing children Robert and little Adam whom are homeschooled by my very obedient wife Beth and I attend The First Baptist Church of Paradise with the good Pastor Davis Kelly. My favourite verse would have to be; 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 - "Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God."
          I believe you misquoted there.


          9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
          10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

          I think this is what you meant.
          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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            • Jimmy James
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              • Aug 2012
              • 7
              #4
              Re: Hello

              Well personally I prefer hunting turkey and whitetail deer with my Marlin model 336. I have hunted havolinas before but I can't say they are a favourite of mine.

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                • Jimmy James
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                  • Aug 2012
                  • 7
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  You are correct Godfly I'm sorry about the misquote I'm not terribly good with computer and must not have saw that I had misquoted.

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                    • Deaner
                      Christ's Love Messenger
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5932
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Jimmy James View Post
                      "Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God."
                      So you're in it for the money?

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                        • Jimmy James
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                          • Aug 2012
                          • 7
                          #7
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                          So you're in it for the money?
                          What do you mean Deaner?

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932
                              #8
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Jimmy James View Post
                              What do you mean Deaner?
                              Seems that you're saying only the Good will "inherit the Kingdom of God"? Forgive me if I'm wrong; but Charlie Manson is going straight to heaven when his scabby diseased heart stops beating because he asked forgiveness from Christ. Same thing with Son of Sam.

                              They could be right next to you and me dripping gravy on our suits.

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                                • Jimmy James
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                                  • Aug 2012
                                  • 7
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello

                                  Oh I see but I only try to help the evil atheist soul try to see the light of God so they can attempt to repent for there sins and embrace the savoir Lord Jesus Christ who goes to heaven is not mine to deicide, it is God who decides who goes to Heaven or not I only attempt to show the foolish atheists the error of their misguided views.

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                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 78556
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello

                                      Welcome to God's favorite forum, Jimmy. I hope you aren't planning to horn in on the action ask my congregation to send you any money. It's all they can do to keep up with their tithes at God's favorite church (Landover Baptist!).

                                      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                                        • Faith_Machine
                                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Mar 2011
                                          • 10050
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hello

                                          Welcome, Jimmy! Are you a pastor of some sort? What kinds of things do you discuss on your radio show?
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                                            • LaQrundrellia
                                              Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                                              Forum Member
                                              • Jul 2012
                                              • 214
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hello

                                              Originally posted by Jimmy James View Post
                                              Well personally I prefer hunting turkey and whitetail deer with my Marlin model 336. I have hunted havolinas before but I can't say they are a favourite of mine.
                                              Marlin model 336???

                                              Thats a sissy gun, boy. I'm old enough to be your mother and I carry more heat than you!



                                              I need this for bad niggas, and squirrels and such.
                                              http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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