[Godfly]

Re: intro

Finally Godfly, why would you mention such things in the same breath as our Lord? I can't take your comment seriously as it seems too strange and inconceivable to be meant in anything but jest, trolling fellow Christians is not a good use of your time though, you could be doing the work of the Lord instead of wasting your time making foolish obviously untrue statements.

The directions at the top of the forum serve many a purpose, not the least of which is to help weed out false Christians who have created a religion in their own mind based on things they've heard but not on actual scripture. Thus we ask for your favorite Bible verse.

You seem to have trouble following simple instructions, so when you spoke of Jesus in your life it was impossible to tell if you meant The Lord, or some boyhood friend who pronounces his name "hay-zoos." Your attitude reminds me of a retarded sheep lover who has been trying to gain access to this forum for days. I hope you are not in any way influenced by this person because this person is a hopeless case.

Now that you have proven that you can google a passage from The Bible try reading the whole thing. You will find it opens your eyes.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: intro

Using the 'N' word etc isn't really cool,

That is why this site has an auto-ban feature for people who say "Nigger" outside of a certain context.

You can read all about it here.

Dear Little UnSaved Racists (who come onto our Godly Forum spewing hate speech):

We at Landover Baptist Church do not follow your bigoted ways. Unlike you, we do not refer to colored folk with derogatory terms. Instead, we use LBC/God-approved language, such as:

Colored person/folk
Darkie
Descendant of Ham (LOOK IT UP, it's in Genesis)
Canaanite (LOOK IT UP, it's in Genesis)
Negro/Negress
Nigra/Nigress

The latter two are always capitalized, as they are proper terms for the Negroid race (much as Caucasian is the proper term for Godly White Folk).

We do not use the gutter slang word, "nigger", except in context to rebuke bigots like yourselves.

After several hours in deep prayer with Brother Love's good friend Deacon J. Daniels, a solution for this most vexing problem was revealed to me in a vision.

Jesus has decided that the use of this word has been deemed so awful, and so wrong, that anyone (who is not Saved or at least using it in the proper context of rebuking racist heathens) that mutters this word is automatically banned for 7 days!