I am Catherine, an Empty Headed Mick

[catherine]

um hi my name is catherine..!
i joined this forum because im unsure of faith in general. i am raised catholic but i have lost my faith in the last few years. for months now i've been reading threads on this website, and i was wondering if somebody could explain landoverbaptist properly to me?
i would really appreciate it!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: From humble origins

um hi my name is catherine..!
i joined this forum because im unsure of faith in general. i am raised catholic but i have lost my faith in the last few years. for months now i've been reading threads on this website, and i was wondering if somebody could explain landoverbaptist properly to me?
i would really appreciate it!

Please make an introductory post (in this very section) and we can get to know you.

YIC

[catherine]

Re: From humble origins

Please make an introductory post (in this very section) and we can get to know you.

YIC

well i you wont like me much here but that why i AM here, to UNDERSTAND! im pretty much just not somebody you guys would like im irish, im not a virgin (and im unmarried), and im raised roman catholic. im just curious and the notion of being "saved" seems pretty right..
sorry if i offended you with the truth, i am such a noob! :/

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: From humble origins

well i you wont like me much here but that why i AM here, to UNDERSTAND! im pretty much just not somebody you guys would like im irish, im not a virgin (and im unmarried), and im raised roman catholic. im just curious and the notion of being "saved" seems pretty right..
sorry if i offended you with the truth, i am such a noob! :/

Following Brother Niles' oh-so-simple instructions would go a long way to negating your transgressions.



YiC,

Zech

[catherine]

Re: From humble origins

i dont know what to say sorry if im wasting your time.
would reading the king james 1611 bible help me??

[blasf3]

Re: From humble origins

well i you wont like me much here but that why i AM here, to UNDERSTAND! im pretty much just not somebody you guys would like im irish, im not a virgin (and im unmarried), and im raised roman catholic. im just curious and the notion of being "saved" seems pretty right..
sorry if i offended you with the truth, i am such a noob! :/

H, Cath.
I'm also new here.
I also want to know these nice church leaders; how they operate, think, evangelise, the lot.
I've been writing a book for years about churches.
Most churches are run by religious merchants, ugly folk, like Muslims or worse, and they arrive at your doorstep advertising a message they say they bring from god, like Russellites do, Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons, the creeps.
Here, we might be surrounded by honest folk; at least these leaders are not only good-looking but also look sincere and honest - that is an important asset.
I want to write a section about this church in my book.
I've read a few lines of their SofF and it looks pretty honest.
I like the KJV - actually I read AND studied that wonderful version more than 20 times in the last 40 years.
Great Bible - nothing to compare with the NIV, NASB, NST, or even the IDX or the PLRD.
I welcome you you welcome me, Cath.

[catherine]

Re: From humble origins

H, Cath.
I'm also new here.
I also want to know these nice church leaders; how they operate, think, evangelise, the lot.
I've been writing a book for years about churches.
Most churches are run by religious merchants, ugly folk, like Muslims or worse, and they arrive at your doorstep advertising a message they say they bring from god, like Russellites do, Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons, the creeps.
Here, we might be surrounded by honest folk; at least these leaders are not only good-looking but also look sincere and honest - that is an important asset.
I want to write a section about this church in my book.
I've read a few lines of their SofF and it looks pretty honest.
I like the KJV - actually I read AND studied that wonderful version more than 20 times in the last 40 years.
Great Bible - nothing to compare with the NIV, NASB, NST, or even the IDX or the PLRD.
I welcome you you welcome me, Cath.

thank you
welcome, haha the work youre doing sounds interesting, i wish you luck with it! im here to know what its about and seeing if i would be happy being part of this religion.. although i hope im not being too presumptuous in saying that i will be condemned:/ im open minded if that helps. but thank you , blasf3 , for your kindness

[James Hutchins]

Re: From humble origins

I moved your posts Catherine. For your information, we speak proper American here. No slang, no foul words. Just decent conversation about our utter devotion to Jesus.

How long have you been married, how many sons have been pulled for your uterus and laid on Gods feet?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: From humble origins

i dont know what to say sorry if im wasting your time

Apology not accepted, just stop yapping.

would reading the king james 1611 bible help me??

Duh!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: From humble origins

well i you wont like me much here but that why i AM here, to UNDERSTAND! im pretty much just not somebody you guys would like im irish, im not a virgin (and im unmarried), and im raised roman catholic. im just curious and the notion of being "saved" seems pretty right..
sorry if i offended you with the truth, i am such a noob! :/

Dear, you need not share your sexual exploits here. All sins are equal in God's eyes. Stealing a pen from the office is no more or less sinful than "legitimate rape." The question you need to ask yourself is not will you be liked, but do you want to spend an eternity in the demonic hands of Satan and his minions? Because I can assure you, legitimate rape will be like child's play for you there.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I am Catherine, an Empty Headed Mick

I've been writing a book for years about churches.

Share some of it with us, friend.

well i you wont like me much here but that why i AM here, to UNDERSTAND! im pretty much just not somebody you guys would like im irish, im not a virgin (and im unmarried), and im raised roman catholic. im just curious and the notion of being "saved" seems pretty right..

Why would we not like you? Because you're a harlot? We have ex-harlots and ex-prostitutes here.

You're already an ex-Catholic, so that's a great step in the right direction! Better an atheist than a Papist, I always say.

There are a couple of great resources in my signature block for you. Bible in a Year is right here on this forum; you can read the Bible in 3-chapter sections, and join in discussion about them with Landover's top theologians! Real Bible Stories is a site where you can "eavesdrop" on a Sunday school class and hear all the ridiculous questions kids ask about Bible stories!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: From humble origins

thank you
welcome, haha the work youre doing sounds interesting, i wish you luck with it! im here to know what its about and seeing if i would be happy being part of this religion.. although i hope im not being too presumptuous in saying that i will be condemned:/ im open minded if that helps. but thank you , blasf3 , for your kindness

You do realize that you're flirting with an islamofascist terrorist, don't you? Stupid mick cow...

[blasf3]

Re: From humble origins

You do realize that you're flirting with an islamofascist terrorist, don't you? Stupid mick cow...

PE you are very inconsiderate a pastor!
I'm not Muslim!
What if I called you some ugly name myself?!
Cath is probably gone now, because of your offensive approach!
Shame on you, and repent publicly for being rude to an inoffensive lady!
You sound like murderous Peter denying Jesus three times with coarse uninspired expletives in front of some innocent ladies and later killing Ananias and Sapphira for a lesser offence!!
Shame on you, shame on you!!

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: I am Catherine, an Empty Headed Mick

Dear Catherine, as an Ex-Irish (waiting on delivery of my new badge), Ex-mary worshipper and Ex-drunk. I know by your yapitty yap, yaps that you are currently out of your head on Guinness.

In order to understand Landover, you first of all have to sober up. Don't worry, through Christ all things are possible, Philippians 4:13 and if you need a guiding hand, the pastors here will only be too happy to show you the back of theirs.

As one Ex-Irish to hopefully another soon, I urge you now, to turn your back on the mary worshippers and paedos and turn to the one true Christian church and follow Christ as something obviously drew you to these Godly forums, 1 Peter 2:21
YiC

Liam