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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #31
    Re: Um, hi

    Originally posted by Stephanie Badick View Post
    I completely agree and I too am trying to form a relationship with Christ.
    And how is that going? The way I see it, the day is 24 hours long, you need about 8 hours sleep, freeing you with 16 hours to be reading the Holy Bible and praying. If you found a man you fell deeply in love with, you would feel 16 hours isn't enough. What does that say about your attempted relating with Christ if you don't spend at least that much time learning about and getting to know Him?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Esther B.
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2012
      • 575

      #32
      Re: Um, hi

      It's going. One of my relatives died today, so I definitely plan on spending more time reading the Bible and praying for them than I'll spend sleeping.
      And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
      Deuteronomy 6.5

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #33
        Re: Um, hi

        Originally posted by Stephanie Badick View Post
        It's going. One of my relatives died today, so I definitely plan on spending more time reading the Bible and praying for them than I'll spend sleeping.
        I'm sorry to hear that. Were they Saved by Jesus before they died? Will they awake from their slumber on Judgement Day to find their Heavenly Reward, or will they be awoken out of their blissful nonexistence just to be cognizant of an eternity of torture in Hell?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Esther B.
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          • Sep 2012
          • 575

          #34
          Re: Um, hi

          Thank you. I believe that he was Saved before he died. He was always a good man and I am sure that he will be given a place in Heaven when Judgement Day comes.
          And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
          Deuteronomy 6.5

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #35
            Re: Um, hi

            Originally posted by Stephanie Badick View Post
            Thank you. I believe that he was Saved before he died. He was always a good man and I am sure that he will be given a place in Heaven when Judgement Day comes.
            Being a "good man" isn't relevant, Stephanie, at least not "good" by secular standards.

            By God's standards, a "good man" is one who always, without fail and without question, obeys His Laws.

            Did this relative ever sin? Work on the Sabbath, maybe? Tell a little white lie?

            If so, he wasn't Saved.

            The good news is that at Judgment, God will resurrect him into an immortal body!

            The bad news is that God will then cast him into His Lake of Fire and burn him alive for all time.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #36
              Re: Um, hi

              Originally posted by Stephanie Badick View Post
              Thank you. I believe that he was Saved before he died. He was always a good man and I am sure that he will be given a place in Heaven when Judgement Day comes.
              You do know that being "a good man" means nothing in the eyes of the LORD, right? He sees into our hearts and looks for the Blood of the Lamb. If your relative was not actually Saved, then the LORD will see instead a lifetime of sins for which he will be justly punished for all eternity. In any case, praying for him is useless now. I would spend the time praying for yourself and then, should the LORD decide you are sincere enough, pray for those relations who still live.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Esther B.
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2012
                • 575

                #37
                Re: Um, hi

                As far as I know, he never worked on the Sabbath, and I'm sure that he obeyed God's laws. I don't know much about his religious life except for the fact that he, unlike me, had the right kind of Bible. My mom never works on the Sabbath, so it's possible that she learned it from him.

                I will remember that.
                And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                Deuteronomy 6.5

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #38
                  Re: Um, hi

                  Originally posted by Stephanie Badick View Post
                  As far as I know, he never worked on the Sabbath, and I'm sure that he obeyed God's laws. I don't know much about his religious life except for the fact that he, unlike me, had the right kind of Bible. My mom never works on the Sabbath, so it's possible that she learned it from him.

                  I will remember that.
                  Well then, I hate to say it, but I wouldn't hold out much hope for him. You see, when someone is truly Born Again of the Spirit, and has been Saved from eternal damnation, they cannot keep the excitement to themselves. No one will ever say of me, "I knew Mary Etheldreda went to church but I don't know how much she believed." In reality, my funeral will be a glorious celebration of the Work the LORD Jesus Christ was in my life. I expect all my friends to come and celebrate and enjoy my passing. There will be no doubt about it.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #39
                    Re: Um, hi

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    In reality, my funeral will be a glorious celebration of the Work the LORD Jesus Christ was in my life. I expect all my friends to come and celebrate and enjoy my passing. There will be no doubt about it.

                    I know I will be there, celebrating and praising the Lord!
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                      Scientific Advisor
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2373

                      #40
                      Re: Um, hi

                      Originally posted by Stephanie Badick View Post
                      Thank you. I believe that he was Saved before he died. He was always a good man and I am sure that he will be given a place in Heaven when Judgement Day comes.
                      Tell me, do you think Gandhi was a good man? Maybe Mother Theresa? By most humans' standards, they were good people. But let me assure you: they are both burning in the fires of Hell as we speak. They may have done some good things, they may have helped people, but ultimately they didn't know the Lord God and as a result they are condemned to be tortured forever in the burning pit beneath the earth. And probably your father too. Our God is a Jealous God, and He deals with sinners with a Righteous Anger, glory!
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                      • Esther B.
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                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2012
                        • 575

                        #41
                        Re: Um, hi

                        @Mary: I too will come to your funeral if I feel like I am close enough to God to not risk offending anyone with my presence.

                        @Dr. Ernest: My grandfather, not my father. I don't know much about Gandhi and I know almost nothing about Mother Theresa, so I really can't give an answer about whether I think that they were good people, although the little bit that I know about Gandhi makes me think that he was a good person, but one never knows how true things taught in public schools are.
                        And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                        Deuteronomy 6.5

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #42
                          Re: Um, hi

                          Oh dear, is Sister Mary terminally ill?

                          I had no idea!

                          I am already grief-stricken!

                          Mary, I will do my best to be brave and remember that your funeral should be a joyous celebration of the Godly life you lived in Jesus' service, but I do hope your relatives will forgive me if I weep.

                          (And I hope your husband gives you permission to remember me in your will, as I'm sure none of your children would have much use for your rifle anyway.)
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